Episode 34: Pages 6710 to 6920

Episode 34: Pages 6710 to 6920

EPISODE NOTES Content warnings: racism, mentions of sex slavery, intense violence, mind control, abusive relationships, and misogyny. Episode 34 covers pages 6710 to 6920 of Homestuck. In which we return from the return follow this multi stage brawl to its conclusion and read some delightful homosuck on the way. May contain Rat Lore, omegaverse discussion, and Disco Elysium Spoilers. Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer Ian - Host, Editor Arkzyd - Theme Song

Bonus Episode 03?: Jamphage Jailers' "Pathologic"

EPISODE NOTES APRIL FOOLS!! This is the full episode of our new SIDE RANDOM podcast Jamphage Jailers we'll do just whenever. Check out the fresh site: https://jamphagejailers.neocities.org/ [https://jamphagejailers.neocities.org/] Content warnings: Discussion/mentions of fictionalized slavery, pandemics, passing mentions of childhood trauma, substance abuse, misogynistic jokes Ft. Spoilers for: Pathologic Classic, Pathologic 2, mildly for Pathologic 3, briefly for Animorphs' ending, & Homestuck Aside mentions/talk of Mac and Me (1988), Boss Baby (2017), It Follows (2014), Rat Lore, Mythoslain, Chess, Slay the Princess Our first episode & BONUS episode to honor April Foolishness of our shiny side podcast Jamphage Jailers wherein we get extra silly as your Jailer Lexia Velika traps the Jailed Ian in a cell for what purpose? Why explaining the lore of Pathologic in a way that reminds us that it's a mercy that Lexia Velika LOATHES improv! Released 1 April 2026 Lexia Velika - Jailer Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Jailed Host

Episode 33: Pages 6475 to 6709

EPISODE NOTES Content warnings: discussions of misogyny, dubious consent, mind control, colonialism, sexual harassment, and unwanted advances. Episode 33 covers pages 6475 to 6709 of Homestuck. In which various characters come to odd blows, a new antagonist ascends, and Caliborn continues his arts and crafts. If you were waiting for most of the remaining cast to come together, this reading pays that off. However, we do end this reading at a devastating cliffhanger! Editor Ian's Note: some of the evil censorship audio artifacting is beyond my current fixing abilities. Treat them like your copy of Homestuck is a little degraded. Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer Ian - Host, Editor Arkzyd - Theme Song

Episode 32: Pages 6278 to 6474

EPISODE NOTES Content warnings: discussions of gun violence, substance use, suicide, incest, and sexual topics (omegaverse/fetishes) Episode 32 covers pages 6278 to 6474 of Homestuck. Special stardust comes to claim us all, corrupting the communication between our challenged heroes spread across different planets and places. John's displacement continues as he alone remembers events leading them there and he starts to get a little Not-Time-Travel-y with it as Grimbark!Jade chases him down. Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer Ian - Host, Editor Arkzyd - Theme Song Glitch Sound Effect by timy smith from Pixabay

Episode 31: Pages 6111 to 6277

EPISODE NOTES Content warnings: discussions of sexual acts, homophobia, death threats, suicide, and misogyny Episode 31 covers pages 6111 to 6277 of Homestuck. In which we... hold on, Ian has to talk about K-pop... ok back to HOMOSUCK? Yeah Caliborn owns our goofy narrative now. The stage is set for various forces to converge all at once and some wonderful reunions take place as we bear witness to an abundance of Spade Slicks and "How to Draw" books. Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer Ian - Host, Editor Arkzyd - Theme Song