Beta Dominion Xenophilia: All Cats Talk to Heaven

Andrew Blake: Harry Potter and the Fandom Menace

Harry Potter fan. Frodo Baggins impersonator. Murder attempt survivor. Cult leader. And Crafty Cat Dad.

Ascensionism: Kanye is God

It’s the year 3030, and America has fallen to a cruel dictatorship. Only one man can save the world. And that man is Kanye West.

Beta Dominion Xenophilia: All Cats Talk to Heaven

He was a high school dropout who said that he came from another planet. He recruited a small group of followers who lived together in rural Maryland, who were eager to hear his message. And when he needed to get in touch with his home world, he sent a message to the mothership — through his cats.