Episode 1: Dick Hands

Episode 5: You Know, Mirri Maz Duur Had a Point

We're hate watch rewatching about episodes 9 and 10 of Game of Thrones, in which we raise a glass to the actors who got out while the getting was good and give some good TV and show recommendations that AREN'T this.

Episode 4: Ned Is a Dumb Dumb Boy Who's Dumb

We're hate watch rewatching about episodes 6, 7, and 8 of Game of Thrones, in which we wonder how fast gold medallions can melt over a fire, Jon and Sam are sorted in their Hogwarts Houses, and Syrio Forel is the goddamned tits.

Episode 3: The Flea Bottom Scratch-Off

Hate watch rewatching episodes 4 and 5 of Game of Thrones in which Harry Lloyd takes an awkward bath, Little Finger isn't pinned down by a particular accent, and Loras makes some real gross slurpy noises all over Renly's...

Episodes 2: Oh Sweet Summer Child

Hate watch rewatching episodes 2 and 3 of Game of Thrones in which people promise to speak to Jon Snow later (spoilers, they don't), Jorah Mormont is totally not suspicious at all, and Baby Bran wishes he were dead and kind of so do we.

Episode 1: Dick Hands

Listen, we're still mad, okay? This is a Game of Thrones Hate Watch Rewatch Podcast. Unfortunately the first season is good, but we're gonna wade through anyway. Buckle in.