The wrath of IamAD

The wrath of IamAD

Verse 1 Gather round and hear the tale, Of one poor man who wrote the mail. Discord, World Chat, every clan... Still nobody read the plan.   Verse 2 Madara planned tomorrow's fight, Erti filled our ranks with might. Hours of work by every chief... Ruined by members who won't read.   Pre-Chorus I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've even tried to ask you nice. How many times must I explain? Read the mail before you aim!   Chorus Gold trucks! Gold trucks! Send the gold, hit the gold! Gold trucks! Gold trucks! Do what you were bloody told!   Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena! Read the mail before you aim! Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame... Name and shame!   Verse 3 I'm a surgeon, yes it's true, Still found time to defend you. We've had fifteen months of Kill Event... Still no shield? Pay your rent!   Verse 4 I sent the mails, I drew the charts, I did my very bloody part. Read the plan, it's black and white... Still you couldn't get it right.   Pre-Chorus I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've even tried to ask you nice. How many times must I explain? Read the mail before you aim!   Chorus Gold trucks! Gold trucks! Send the gold, hit the gold! Gold trucks! Gold trucks! Do what you were bloody told!   Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena! Read the mail before you aim! Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame... Name and shame!   Bridge I'm not angry... I'm just tired. Every warning backfires. One more ping, one more mail... Please don't make this whole plan fail.   Final Chorus Gold trucks! Gold trucks! Send the gold, hit the gold! Gold trucks! Gold trucks! Do what you were bloody told!   Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena! Read the mail before you aim! Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame... Name and shame!

When CTA hugged DST

Verse 1   DST came ranked number one, certain they would win the stay Naga marched toward capital... Hova hugged him. And teepeed him away   Erti filled alliance chat, battle maps from wall to wall, I am AD read them, every one... and kept rallying capital.   Chorus   DST had bigger whales, DST had power and might, CTA had better timing, and made every move just right.   Move a whale. Move a hive. Save a seat. Keep I am AD alive.   Somehow rank nine beat rank one, and honestly we're doing fine.   Verse 2 RA showed up fashionably late, like he'd missed the battle call, I'm finally here! Let's spank DST! And somehow that says it all.   Madara got bored at capital, Noah said, I'm coming too, Bera, Miezz joined the field... and started evicting DST's crew.   Chorus   DST had bigger whales, DST had power and size, CTA had teleport tricks, and suspiciously good advice.   Move a whale. Move a hive. Save a seat. Keep I am AD alive.     Bridge   Around I am AD we gathered, every rally, every hit, nobody cared about the glory, everybody doing their bit.   Checkie couldn't keep her troops alive, sweet Ruby shared without a fuss. as soon as somebody went broke, RSS flowing out to all of us,       Verse 3   Shanks and RA fought Death to All, rallies crashing night and day, somehow in the middle of that battle... a newfound friend was made.   Snoopy Flash kept saving seats, moving faster than retreat, while HellAngel crossed a battlefield SNOOPY! Give back my spot, you cheat!     Outro  The rubies dropped, the winners gathered, finally time to claim our prize, Naga watched us mining happily... and went looking for smaller guys   Chorus   DST had bigger whales, DST had power and might, CTA had better timing, and made every move just right.   Move a whale. Move a hive. Save a seat. Keep I am AD alive.   Thank you DST, for one really intense fight. and we'll try not to mention Nalgas Attacking i sixes in that ruby victory light.

Oh Tiny Beach Boy

[Verse 1]   Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small? You've got enough PP to level it all. Your heroes are mighty, your power's increased, Yet that little Watchtower remains incomplete.   The R4s ask you week after week, You smile and answer all humble and meek. They point at your Watchtower for all to see, You shrug and say, "It's hard to get PP." 🥴   [Chorus]   Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small? You've got enough PP to level it all. The R4s are begging, "Upgrade WT!" But Beach Boy says, "It's hard to get PP." 🥴   [Verse 2]   Oh tiny Beach Boy, why are you so handsome? More handsome than Hades, you borrowed the sun. We tried to get Hades to claim you his son, But Hades got frightened and quit on the run.   They point at your Watchtower still tiny to see, One smile from Beach Boy and everybody agrees. Nobody remembers what they came there to say, And tiny Beach Boy keeps WT the same.   [Chorus]   Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small? You've got enough PP to level it all. The R4s are begging, "Upgrade WT!" But Beach Boy says, "It's hard to get PP." 🥴   [Verse 3]   Oh tiny Beach Boy, what happened today? We asked you a question, you drifted away. You missed all the answers, forgot what was said, We answered the question three times in the thread.   We asked if you're drinking, you answered with glee, "I only drink water, that's all that's in me." So tell us Beach Boy, what's the mystery? Did you drink too much water today, maybe? 🥴   [Chorus]   Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small? You've got enough PP to level it all. The R4s are begging, "Upgrade WT!" But Beach Boy says, "It's hard to get PP." 🥴   [Outro]   The R4s surrender, Defeated completely. But Daydreams knows the truth, And she's laughing secretly.   You've got over ten thousand PP, Stored away quite peacefully. So Beach Boy, explain again, How it's hard to get PP. 🥴

Mrs Love Quinn

[Verse 1]   Mrs Love Quinn writes again Madara sighs and counts to ten Trying to discuss a raid Checkie's dressed like Chuckie maid   [Pre-Chorus]   Checkie says she's feeling calm That's the thing that caused alarm   [Chorus]   Mrs Love Quinn, let him rest Please stop being so obsessed Changed alliance, changed his throne Still won't leave the man alone   [Verse 2]   "Good morning" every single day Madara tries to run away Talking castles, troops and war She asks what girl he's looking for   [Pre-Chorus]   Checkie bought a garden spade Probably for flowers... we're afraid   [Chorus]   Mrs Love Quinn, run a mile Checkie's got that crazy smile Every time she starts to grin That's when all our fears begin   [Verse 3]   Different state and different land Still her PMs somehow land Madara tries to stay unseen Mrs Love Quinn sees wedding rings   [Pre-Chorus]   Checkie says she's very sweet We all slowly back our feet   [Chorus]   Mrs Love Quinn, let him rest Please stop being so obsessed Changed alliance, changed his throne Still won't leave the man alone   [Bridge]   Madara's kind, he tries his best Never rude, unlike the rest Then she sends twelve hearts at once Madara starts to look quite done   [Bridge Tag]   Checkie smiles and says "How nice" Everybody checks twice   [Final Chorus]   Mrs Love Quinn, run a mile Checkie's got that crazy smile Every time she starts to grin That's when all our fears begin   [Outro]   For the good of everyone Madara finally had it done Blocked her just to keep the peace And spare her from dear Checkie's reach Checkie put the spade away Mrs Love Quinn lived another day

Strange are the hearts below

From the High Branch   Verse 1 From a high branch above the street   Quiet wings and watching feet   They walk below with guarded eyes   Carrying storms they call their lives     They reach for warmth, they hold too tight   They say the wrong thing every time   A word, a look, a closing door   And something breaks a little more     Chorus Strange are the hearts below   Needing more than they can show   Building homes in someone’s soul   Then breaking what could make them whole     Strange are the hearts below   Always more than they can hold   Calling love and letting go   Strange are the hearts below     Verse 2 From wire to branch the days repeat   Same soft hurt in different streets   They want to stay, they pull away   They lose the words they meant to say     They fear the truth, they fear the fall   So they don’t say the things at all   A gentle thing they almost knew   Turns into something sharp and cruel     Chorus Strange are the hearts below   Needing more than they can show   Building homes in someone’s soul   Then breaking what could make them whole     Strange are the hearts below   Always more than they can hold   Calling love and letting go   Strange are the hearts below     Bridge And maybe they don’t mean the harm   Maybe they just don’t know   How to hold another heart   Without letting go     Final Chorus Strange are the hearts below   Needing more than they can show   Building homes in someone’s soul   Then breaking what could make them whole     Strange are the hearts below   Always more than they can hold   Calling love and letting go   Strange are the hearts below