Storytime With Bastards
Alcohol is a treacherous mistress. It makes you sick, drains your funds, fills you with calories, increases aggression, and eliminates impulse control, but in return it makes you forget about the problems that your drinking keeps creating. The inflated sense of confidence you get when drunk is usually limited and harmless, because usually your ex knows to block your phone, but when you have an unusual amount of privilege and authority, things can become more complicated. This episodes starts in the hallowed yet foolish halls of college, but ventures into a military campaign and some astronomically poor piloting.If I know anything about history, and I don't, I know that I can't convince anyone to keep themselves from drinking to excess. What I can do is tell you to eat some bread and drink plenty of water along with whatever booze happens to be your personal favorite. The extra trips to the bathroom are worth the diminished hangover the next day.What I might be able to convince you to do is get in contact with us once you are finished with your ridiculous antics. We would love to hear about, learn from, and mock your tales mercilessly. We don't know any other way.
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