A Hot Girl Summer – for Every B*tch

Running on Birthday Energy, Sonic Cravings, and Pure Delusion

We're headed to Vegas for Claire's birthday, so naturally, we’re talking about taking risks—both in life and in the drive-thru. We unpack some of the most relatable luckiest (and unlucky) life moments, share a few stories that still sting and try to manifest a Sonic sponsorship by revealing our dream orders. We might be unlucky in some things, but never in vibes.

Still Talking About It (Even If No One Else Is)

Better late than never, right? This week’s episode was supposed to drop on the Fourth, but life said no. We’re recapping Love Island, talking internet drama and pop culture randomness as always. Regular uploads resume July 25th.

Live Laugh Love (Island) – Low-Key Spiraling About the World

The two bitches (plus all our opinions) are back. We’re recapping Love Island—the crushes, the cringe and our bold predictions. We talk pros and cons of spitting in a tube for 23andMe, holding public figures accountable during humanitarian crises and reflect on recent ICE raids.

A Hot Girl Summer – for Every B*tch

It’s officially Hot Girl Summer, and your favorite bitches are kicking it off with a vibe check. In this episode, Claire and Val talk about what HGS means to them, break down the many sub-genres of summer energy and share their personal ins and outs.

Yap Time: Pillow Talk Gone Wrong, Crazy Exes, and a Third B*tch

We’ve all been there—debating closure, surviving no contact, and hoping for a clean emotional slate. This week, we chat with our b*tch Kristiana and debrief. Claire shares her awkward moment of the week, while Val and Kristiana reflect on their first impressions of each other.