What If...?

Pee Anxiety, Beach Etiquette, & Male Gynecologists

Today we're: Discussing male gynecologists Getting to the bottom of why Michael can't pee in the ocean Judging people's choices on the beach ...and much more! Buckle up!

Facebook Marketplace, Pet Psychics, & John Mayer's Big Head

Today we're: Discussing our Facebook Marketplace gripes Talking about a recent pet psychic claim Speculating why John Mayer's head is so big ...and so much more! Buckle up!

Catching Print, Drooling, & Finding Hair in our Food

Today we're: Discussing the "Catching Print" craze Judging Michael's overactive salivary glands Reminiscing on finding hair and bandaids in our food ...and much more! Buckle up!

Public Meltdowns, Olive Garden, & Thyroid Cancer

Today we're: Reminiscing on some of Michael's most recent (and valid) public meltdowns Pretending we're waiting for a table at Olive Garden in 1998 Reflecting on Abbey's thyroid cancer diagnosis ...and much more! Buckle up!

What If...?

Today we're asking the important hard-hitting questions: "What if there's no life after death?" "What if people were born old and died young?" "What if our buttcheeks had nipples?" Buckle up!