Felonist Friday: And This Is Goodbye, the Final Episode

Felonist Friday: And This Is Goodbye, the Final Episode

It's a wrap, I've done what I've needed to do and now I'm moving on. Thanks for being on this journey with me, love you always. AND PLEASE NOTE: THE FELONIST PODCAST WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE AFTER JULY 31, 2026 SO DO THE NECESSARY NOW!! xxoo The Felonist

Prayer and Contemplation

In mid‑January at Albion, the Felonist turns inward. As snow piles up and the dorm quiets, she begins a deep spiritual excavation shaped by Merton, Nouwen, Brother Lawrence, Rohr, Rolheiser, and the Cloud of Unknowing. Through shoveling, reading, and the Fully Alive retreat, she discovers that courage, solitude, and prayer are interior acts — not escapes. She confronts fear, ego, trust, and the boundaries she never held before. Books become her teachers; synchronicity becomes her compass; contemplation becomes her way of reaching God. In these days she realizes she is no longer afraid, that writing is her duty, and that her ministry isn’t prison ministry at all — it’s business ministry. Episode 52 marks the moment she stops withdrawing from life and begins living it with clarity, strength, and spiritual purpose.

Everything Means Something or Nothing Means Anything

The new year opens inside Albion with broken phones, freezing weather, and a Felonist who’s changing whether she wants to or not. As she rewrites her book, trims away old stories, and stands her ground in the unit, she begins to understand that prison has reshaped her—her boundaries, her bluntness, her faith, and her sense of worth. Books, readings, and contemplative prayer become her lifeline, revealing messages she believes God is sending through the written word. She misses Grace, doesn’t miss Bill, and starts imagining the stories she might write when she’s free. In the quiet of early January, one truth crystallizes: either everything means something, or nothing means anything. And she’s finally choosing the former.

Merry Christmas, Here's Your Divorce

The last days of December settle over Albion with a heavy, exhausted quiet. After weeks of chaos and heartbreak, the Felonist turns inward — rereading her journal, confronting the grip of pride, covetousness, and “stuff,” and trying to make sense of the year she’s survived. Christmas arrives in her cube with carols, memories of her mother, and the ache of distance. And she gives herself one brutal, necessary gift: Bill’s divorce. A clean emotional break wrapped in newspaper — the only kind of Christmas wrapping paper you can get in prison. She moves through Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with small, steadying moments — PT’s visit, Nelva’s calls, Jen and Elena listening to her book in the gym. Grace rides Ricky Martin. The year closes quietly, with reflection, gratitude, and a fragile sense of forward motion. As she finishes her first Albion journal, she steps into 2015 knowing one thing: she made it through, and she’s not going back.

White Martha Stewart Bitch

December in a women’s prison is its own kind of violence,and that December in Albion is just horrible. In this episode, the Felonist reminds everyone exactly why she’s called the White Martha Stewart Bitch — sharp, stubborn, bitchy, and absolutely unwilling to be pushed around. When afight erupts over the hot‑plate and her hour to cook, she refuses to move, refuses to be bullied, and refuses to surrender her slot. The dorm erupts, the racial tension spikes, and the nickname resurfaces in full force. All over a couple of scrambled eggs. But the toughness is only surface‑level. A family Christmas card arrives — a photo of Bill and Grace without her name on it — and it shreds her. She spirals into grief and rage, crying through count, through calls, through the day. It’s her second Christmas in prison, and the card becomes the symbol of everything she’s lost: motherhood, home, identity, and the life she built. Then the rape squad stories surface. Rumors from another housing unit rip open her Rikers trauma and send her into a full emotional collapse. Panic, fear, and memory take over. Between the Christmas card heartbreak, the dorm conflict, and the ever present threat of sexual violence in women’s prisons, the Felonist unravels — spiraling, overwhelmed, and trying desperately to hold herself together.