The Headquarters #17: Playing the Quiet Game

The Headquarters #18: Pope Spank Bank

The headasses learn that santa is real and then show off how the US public education system failed them in sex ed in this tumultuous episode of the podcast. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ [https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/]  TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ [https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/] Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ [https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ]

The Headquarters #17: Playing the Quiet Game

The gang gets silent on this gripping episode of The Headquarters, then fills the space with nipples, and lots of them. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ [https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/] TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ [https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/] Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ [https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ]

The Headquarters Ep.16: Fortnite Sued Us

Sam gets pee in his eyes, Mike poops a thousand times in 2.5 seconds, and Athena sues Apple on behalf of Fortnite in this episode of The Headquarters that belongs in a bathroom. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ [https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/] TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ [https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/] Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ [https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ]

The Headquarters Ep.15: Gandalf gets Cancer

In this episode, Athena leaves Gandalf (her car) to die, Mike and his brother beat an air conditioner to death, and Sam motorboats a pair of McDonald's Big Macs (yummy). Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ [https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/] TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ [https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/] Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ [https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ]

The Headquarters Ep.14: Mexican Fruit Gangs

In this episode, the Headasses find an inordinate amount of interest in Danny Phantom, ants, and nazis, and an even greater hatred for the Ice Age baby. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ [https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/] TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ [https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/] Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ [https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ]