Wet Specimen

Bottled Spirits: Section One—Theory

What is a Bottled Spirit? Let's get into the basic anatomy and the theory behind these useful constructs—assuming you've studied the warnings and disclaimers, of course. Time to get your hands dirty! Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe [https://thofk.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Bottled Spirits: Warnings and Disclaimers

The author gets down to brass tacks about what to expect and explains that the person who undertakes any of the procedures detailed in this book are responsible for their own decisions and actions. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe [https://thofk.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Old Demons of the First Class

Here is another excerpt from the notebook of a student detailing the progress of some promising linguistic research. We truly hope that material like this properly conveys the daily student experience. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe [https://thofk.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

A Xenolinguistic Analysis of a Few Lines of Ancient Verse

Here's another typical preliminary paper from a first-year student working on a core course assignment. Its roughness should not be expected to exemplify the standards we demand from finished work. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe [https://thofk.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Wet Specimen

Here's a typical sample of class notes from the notebooks of a typical student working on a typical first-year assignment. Assume that any derangement or desperation you detect is also typical. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe [https://thofk.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]