Siberia

Siberia

We kept this episode hidden for a while, but now we've decided to turn our phone on so Russian gangsters can come and kill us!

Parenthood - Part 2

Abby Fudor keeps riding granny's metaphorical rollercoaster with us while we daydream awkwardly without an established cinematic language for it. Will Keanu win the drag race? Will Joaquin Phoenix put his pornos in the right boxes for once? There's no way to know for sure, we'll just have to keep having a kid every five years to make sure they're exceptional!

Parenthood - Part 1

Abby Fudor joins us to impart that being a parent is a rich tapestry of letting your kid sing the diarrhea song and hoping that they'll become a well adjusted contributor to society. Will Keanu help out or will Dianne Wiest be trapped by poor choices forever?

Cyberpunk 2077

Pick your genitalia and smash the system with the consciousness of Kaitlin Moore in your head! In 2077 all punks will be cybernetic and Keanu will be breathtakingly mean to you! Wake the fuck up Samurai, we've got a podcast to listen to.

Johnny Mnemonic

2021 is a dark and dystopian time. But luckily we have David Adamson to help us hack our own brains and loop it through Jones!