Spermalot

BBC Radio 1's Vick Hope thinks Jordan is a dog.

Help, who let the dog's shout-out on the Radio

Some day bloody some day.

Travelling at a standstill, you too ?

Spermalot

Sperm never learn.

Bogof

Where's the toilet brush darling?

Pass me the Parsnip will you please.

Passed over the Parsnip, but won't turn up a turnip. Must be a right Baldrick.