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Cotton Buds: That’s what we do over here (feat. Consumption)

Chris & Dave talk about the stuff that goes in your ear that isn't our voices, but definitely shouldn't go in there. Whether you call them cotton buds, cotton swabs, Q-tips or Baby Gays this episode covers all of them as they are the same thing. It then inevitably falls into Chris' eargasm addiction, famous school rumours and, of course, tuberculosis. We also find out what the Q in Q-tip stands for! Watch the mouths that go into your ears on Spotify and YouTube. Follow us on the socials: @themundane.uk Support us by giving us money (if you want to): https://ko-fi.com/themundane [https://ko-fi.com/themundane]   Sources: https://www.healthing.ca/wellness/health-history-how-cotton-swabs-went-from-baby-gays-to-q-tips [https://www.healthing.ca/wellness/health-history-how-cotton-swabs-went-from-baby-gays-to-q-tips]  https://share.google/LelurwWxwkRqtIWMS [https://share.google/LelurwWxwkRqtIWMS]   Credits: Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

Tennis Balls: Keep One in Your Pocket (just in case)

Dave & Chris make a racquet by taking the small yellow Wimbledon balls and discovering the very unexpected influence David Attenborough had on them. They also find out why love is zero, how it feels to have one in your pocket and what bagels are. As standard, the long rally descends into a chat about sport small talk, snooker, football and golf because these boys are definitely 100% sports people who watch sport all the time. #sports Watch the match of faces and words on YouTube and Spotify. Follow us on the socials: @themundane.uk Support us: https://ko-fi.com/themundane [https://ko-fi.com/themundane]   Sources: Jason https://www.listertennis.com/the-bright-idea-how-david-attenborough-transformed-tennis-visibility/ [https://www.listertennis.com/the-bright-idea-how-david-attenborough-transformed-tennis-visibility/]    Credits: Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

The Common Ballpoint Pen: Our Ink Squidging Connection with The Universe

Chris & Dave doodle along with mouth words instead of ink shapes about a miracle of modern engineering that you definitely own at least one of: the common household ballpoint pen. As well as the fascinating history of that balltipped inker, we cover birthday cards, LEAKS, lids, and even tips on how to make your tiny ball tipped writers work again. PLUS SPACE PENS. We also include a bonus ASMR-lite pen twisting and clicking section for all you twistyclicky freaks out there. You can witness the pens we click on YouTube and Spotify. Follow us on the socials: @themundane.uk Support us: https://ko-fi.com/themundane [https://ko-fi.com/themundane]   Sources: https://www.executivepensdirect.com/blogs/help-advice/the-ultimate-ballpoint-pen-guide [https://www.executivepensdirect.com/blogs/help-advice/the-ultimate-ballpoint-pen-guide]  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Pen [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Pen]  https://spartexpen.com/trivia/the-mighty-pen-an-ink-tale-of-45000-words/ [https://spartexpen.com/trivia/the-mighty-pen-an-ink-tale-of-45000-words/]   Credits: Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

Yawning: This will make YOU do that (sorry)

Dave & Chris can't stop opening their mouths, but you already know that. This time they are doing that tired (or scared?!) thing when they do it, and it turns out that nobody can agree WHY we do it. We share some theories, some rhymes, then somehow dive into hiccups, salt poisoning, and the reliability of Japanese trains.  WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS LOTS OF YAWNING AND WILL DEFINITELY MAKE YOU YAWN. You can see/judge our yawns on YouTube and Spotify. Follow us on the socials: @themundane.uk Support us: https://ko-fi.com/themundane [https://ko-fi.com/themundane]   Sources: https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20140811-warning-this-may-make-you-yawn [https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20140811-warning-this-may-make-you-yawn]  https://toddkashdan.medium.com/8-bizarre-scientific-facts-about-yawning-81334d48d940 [https://toddkashdan.medium.com/8-bizarre-scientific-facts-about-yawning-81334d48d940]   Credits: Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

What Makes a Perfect Remote? (More about Selectas)

Chris & Dave stay on the same channel by diving deeper into that quadrimagical object that controls the large screens in our lives. These two old men accidentally avoid getting into the history of the doofah and instead establish what you need for a perfect zapper and ways to avoid losing them. You can see our chins wag on YouTube and Spotify, where you can also find part one, if you want to (plus whatever you're listening to this podcast one now). Follow us on all the socials: @themundane.uk Support us: https://ko-fi.com/themundane Credits: Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand