S3E5 - My Burn Book is OOC

S3E7 - Rot Day Manifesto

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy accidentally stumble into one of their most thoughtful conversations yet. What starts with professional organizers, labeled pantries, casino jackpots, and tanning-bed nostalgia turns into a debate about boredom, productivity guilt, and whether modern parents are trying too hard to make childhood magical. The farmers discuss: • Why kids do not need to be entertained every second of summer • The surprising value of boredom • How adults forget how to rest • Whether struggle actually builds character • Why "rot days" might be one of the healthiest things a family can have Plus: • Pokémon convention victories • Lucky streaks and salt-bath manifestations • Celebrity plastic surgery opinions • Tattoo anesthesia • Parenting wins • Mike Tyson quote that sends the conversation in a completely unexpected direction Part parenting debate, part life philosophy, part group chat nobody asked to moderate. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

S3E6 - The Donger Episode

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss Pokémon art obsessions, potential live podcast, Lake Powell spirituality, sobriety milestones, creepy internet men, dangling throat anatomy, and the very real importance of hobbies. Standard farmer business. The girls get into: • Turning childhood interests into adult joy • Why women lose their identities • Emotional weight of old photos • Internet trolls and creepy comment sections • Whether OnlyFans performers count as sex workers. Plus: • Matching podcast shirts • Custom Pokémon binders • Live podcast ambitions • Cough attacks from hell • Main / Maiden voyage confusion • and one extremely emotional conversation about becoming the person you actually want to be. Part therapy session, part girls’ night, part accidental life coaching seminar. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

S3E5 - My Burn Book is OOC

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss prison politics, tanning beds, Pokémon conventions, emotional support sound bowls, weird wellness products, terrifying parking lots, and the deeply unhinged contents of Gretchen’s Notes app burn book. The girls spiral through: • Why women can never relax alone in public • Pokémon collector culture • Whether tanning beds are making a comeback • Childhood books that were way too dark • The emotional devastation of school spirit weeks. Plus: • Oura Ring regret • Suspicious MLM encounters • Sports cards and gambling tendencies • Energy drink reviews • Pageant mom discussions • A surprisingly emotional conversation about raising kids who feel safe and confident in the world. Part therapy session, part sleepover chaos, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

S3E4 - Would You Marry A Murderer?

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy spiral through motherhood, mental health, marriage hypotheticals, WAG culture, swingers, sound healing, sports streaming rage, and one absolutely unhinged story involving a lost tampon and an ASU quarterback. Normal stuff. The girls unpack emotional burnout, stress living in the body, and what it actually looks like to support your friends through hard seasons — before immediately pivoting into questions like: • Would you marry someone who killed somebody? • Could you date a bisexual man? • Are swingers ever actually equally into it? • And how jealous is too jealous? Plus: • Gretchen’s emotional support sound bowls • Missy’s post-extension identity crisis • Motherhood reflections • Oura Ring reviews • Reality TV chaos • Prime Video ruining sports • And why strip clubs remain deeply hilarious Part therapy session, part sleepover conversation, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to the farm.

S3E3 - My Late Husband

I love May MET Kentucky Derby Disciplining kids Update Benzo / alcohol Ponder purchase(s) - Oura ring & $70,000 Birkin