Masters of the Universe (2026)

The Breadwinner (2026)

We cannot tell a lie nor hide our disappointment! The Breadwinner (2026) with Nate Bargatze comes up way short. If it were a cherry tree we would chop it down without hesitation. Love the comic but the movie stinks.

Masters of the Universe (2026)

"Hang on, it's about to get weird." One of us goes in a He-Man virgin and comes out fisted! Our take on Masters of the Universe (2026).

Spider-Noir

We're torn between Nicolas Cage's sandwich eating and mid-atlantic accent in Spider-Noir (2026).

Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)

It wasn't the worst Star Wars live action production regardless of the Aliens franchise crossover. Not to mention the OG Ghostbusters.

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

We like air conditioning, and beer, and bottomless bread sticks and tan lines, one-night stands, and threesomes, and foursomes, Jack and Coke. Just Jack. Just coke. - Also, Mortal Kombat II (2026)