Has Anyone Ever Kissed the Rock?

HBO Max and Jinx

Drew and John pitch content ideas and share Quib(i)bles for a pair of young streaming services. Show Notes HBO Max [https://www.hbomax.com/] Quibi to add TV casting feature [https://variety.com/2020/digital/news/quibi-tv-casting-2-7-million-app-downloads-1234587512/] When the Streetlights Go On saga [https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-et-mn-sundance-streetlights-pilot-20170120-story.html] When the Streetlights Go On (Quibi trailer) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mahQOEbhA7o]

At Any Moment, Those Nipples Could Show Back Up

From socially isolated percolation pods (not unlike whatever netherworld John Cena has been banished to), we’re back to recap the latest creative endeavors of the WWE, determine how to cheer up sad, alcoholic BenAffleck, and get to the bottom of why we’ve never seen Batman’s origin story depicted in a movie. Show Notes A.J. Styles vs. The Undertaker Boneyard Match at WrestleMania 36 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vNQI66gdhE] John Cena vs. “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt Firefly Funhouse Match at WrestleMania 36 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjM_tO5vZI]

I Look Forward to the Sound of You Thawing

Guest Hourchivists Ashley and Chelsea join us as Adam emerges prematurely from his cryo-crate to celebrate Nick’s birthday and consider the social distancing plight of extroverts. Show Notes Nick’s podcasting briefcase [/s/Image-from-iOS-kxnj.jpg]

I Don't Know Why You Would Think I Would Like That

A new era in Percolation begins. Much like WrestleMania 2, this episode comes to you from three separate locations as we embrace social distancing, an audience-free WWE, the Pokemon-like evolution of WWE characters, and Drew’s journey from Star Trek fan to Star Wars stan. Show Notes Bray Wyatt taunts John Cena in front of an empty audience [https://twitter.com/CanBeOnly1Leage/status/1238648082067226631] Bray Wyatt taunts John Cena in front of an empty audience, accompanied by the Twin Peaks score [https://news.avclub.com/wrestling-with-no-audience-becomes-eerier-and-more-pal-1842416197/amp?__twitter_impression=true]

Has Anyone Ever Kissed the Rock?

Are people covered in teeth creepy? Is there anything inherently funny about the back side of water? Let’s find out as John laments the end of Channel Zero and we chart a course through the latest trailer for Disney’s live-action Jungle Cruise movie. Show Notes Channel Zero on Shudder [https://www.shudder.com/series/watch/channel-zero/1d504b4ce64af6fa?season=1] Candle Cove tooth guy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqvkSfV3JYc] Brigsby Bear trailer [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InqSiQENDYY] Trailing On: Jungle Cruise trailer 2 [https://youtu.be/QlLsexaOnTM] The back side of water [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfpDXetSDKY] SEA: The Society of Explorers and Adventurers [https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Society_of_Explorers_and_Adventurers]