Greeting and Salutations and Furby Butt Plugs

Greeting and Salutations and Furby Butt Plugs

Hello Ya’ll! There are two things in life you should never do. Number one is give us mics and a computer to record. Number two is to assume that you’re getting a coherent episode! The Hot Mess Express takes over as we horribly introduce ourselves and our podcast to the world. Don’t judge us too hard, but if you do, at least make it a little funny 🥺👉👈