Westminster Bas***ds & Childhood Scrapes

Hauntology & Lost Futures

The future has been cancelled and we're left with the eerie afterlife of what could have been, retro culture and the ghost of Mark Fisher. We're living in a time out of place where Capitalism has won and A.I. is preparing to kill us but at least we've got Scarfolk to make us all feel better.

Scum On The Run

We kick off with Raoul Moat, whose jealousy and hatred of the police led to senseless murder and had him hiding out in the woods where he almost encountered Gazza. Then we track other scum who tried to make a break for it, like Constance Marten and her absolute turd of a boyfriend, before heading down the freeway with America’s most infamous scumbag.

Westminster Bas***ds & Childhood Scrapes

An odd pod, this -starting with despicable scum like Cyril Smith and Clement Freud, then drifting into childhood tales of dodgy locals and unhinged teachers, stumbling across discarded dirty mags, and the ridiculous lengths we went to just to watch a proper porno.

A Question of Sport

A look back at the glory days of Pringle jumpers and Slazenger Sport deodorant, celebrating excitable Emlyn, brawny Bill and Beefy Botham, once touted as a movie action hero before settling for those crap daytime adverts about his knackered legs.

Scum on Scum

With the recent prison murder of Ian Huntley, we look the increasingly popular phenomena of one scumbag taking out another. Many notorious prisoners such as Peter Sutcliffe survived these attacks but the likes of Ian Watkins, Jeffrey Dahmer and James 'Whitey' Bulger weren't so lucky.