Rare Records in Peril, or: "The Billy Blanks of Record Store Clerks"

Rare Records in Peril, or: "The Billy Blanks of Record Store Clerks"

Robert and Colette build a movie known as Record Store Fighter, or Vinyl Warrior upon its US remake. For the sake of history, they reconstruct The Fast Saga from memory, all 10 films. Where does this lead? DVD player theft. Cops in mansions. Luda on MTV News. Whipping shitties. Marvel Comics' The Maggia. The cinematic brilliance of Tokyo Drift and Fast Five. Naming conventions. Small casts on large arms. Cuba. Florida. Briefcases full of money. Tokyo. Submarines. Idris Elba. John Cena's eyes. Vin Diesel desperately needing to take a punch or two. Oh, and SPACE. It's a musical journey through time, it's the Sonic Youth of Hot Dog Restaurants. E-mail us at sonicyouthhotdog@gmail.com.com Buy Robert's zine: https://theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com Read Colette's newsletter: https://satanlaughing.substack.com Please rate and review!

2. A Can of Beans and a Boba Straw

Colette and Robert answer listener mail before taking on topics such as intentionally dying in a spectacular, explosive dirt bike accident, rawhanding an eight pack of vegan hot dogs, Arby's potato cakes, Eric Clapton, Watto, Colette's exotic new disease and the options available to her while eating on the road, and, finally, what would happen if you combined Eric Clapton and Watto into the singular entity known as Clatto. E-mail us at sonicyouthhotdog.com Buy Robert's zine: https://theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com Read Colette's newsletter: https://satanlaughing.substack.com Rate us FIVE stars or we will furiously wag our fingers at you.

We're Only In It for the Mattress Money

Robert and Colette begin their podcasting careers by begging potential sponsors to pay attention to them, beginning their quest to become the most famous people in the city of [REDACTED], Georgia. They talk podcast lingo, the American Gladiators, shipping Pringles, making human remains into Pringles, whether or not Casper Mattresses is owned by Ghosts, fighting the B-52s in a Waffle House parking lot, Fred Schneider as a Freddy Krueger, testicle grooming services, and Crypt Keeper money. They're ready for the Brinks truck to back up to their house, folks! Listener mail should be sent to sonicyouthhotdog@gmail.com Colette can be found on Twitter at @colettearrand [https://twitter.com/colettearrand] Robert can be found on Twitter at @atomic_elbow [https://twitter.com/atomic_elbow] Our podcast art is by Josh Latta, who is on Instagram at @lattaland [https://www.instagram.com/lattaland/] Our theme song is "Real Talk" [https://nickyflowers.bandcamp.com/album/real-talk-single] by Nicky Flowers. Find them on Bandcamp here [https://nickyflowers.bandcamp.com/album/nicky-flowers].