Ep. 9 | A Donkey Walks Into Applebee's

Ep. 9 | A Donkey Walks Into Applebee's

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we are diving headfirst into the drama, the donkeys, and the questionable decisions. We talk about the Give Back controversy and what happens when trying to do something good turns into a whole mess. Then we head across the world to talk about the Brumbies in Australia and the debate surrounding what's happening to them. Rabbit also takes his very first camping trip, we recap the Fourth of July chaos, and we officially announce that Twatsgiving is open to the public. Taylor gives us the full story on breaking her donkey and, naturally, riding it to Applebee's because apparently that's just what we do now. We also talk new hair, try some new seltzers, and wrap it up with our Mean Comment of the Week. As always, expect feral horse girl opinions, bad ideas, questionable life choices, and just enough confidence to make everyone nervous. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 8 | We Rode Into a Rezoning Meeting

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap the viral moment of Taylor and Crystal riding straight into a rezoning meeting to protest commercial development of farmland and AI data centers. Because apparently some people write emails… and some people saddle up. We also break down how our Goodwill Gown Ride went, including the chaos, the questionable fashion choices, and the commitment to being the classiest twats on horseback. Taylor shares Twat Training Tips all about trailer loading, and Andi talks about her upcoming August birthday plans riding the Big South Fork trail system in Tennessee with Amber Ashburn. Plus, we talk dream podcast guests — Yung Gravy and Tom Hanks, anyone?! — and tease some upcoming guests we already have scheduled. We also officially announce what we're planning for November: the first annual Twatsgiving camping weekend at Spirit of the Suwannee, featuring special guest Hayden Kristal performing a comedy show. And finally, we read mean comments, try new seltzers, talk about our worst horse injuries, show off saddle slinkies and new Twat shirts, and continue proving that horse girls with microphones probably shouldn't be left unsupervised. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 7 | Twat Art & Horse World Controversy

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we get a little real, a little feral, and somehow still end up talking about seltzers. We talk about the heartbreak of losing farm animals, the internet controversies that come with sharing your life online, and why everyone suddenly becomes an expert in your comments section. We also share the stories of how we met our spouses — aka the Twat Wranglers — and how they ended up stuck with us. Taylor gives her tips for staking out horses safely, Andi gets back into embroidery and starts making inappropriate little pieces of twat art, and we break down what primitive camping with horses actually looks like for anyone who thinks it's all cute campfires and peaceful trail rides. Plus, we try new seltzers, spiral into the usual side conversations, and prove once again that horse girls can turn literally anything into a full-blown discussion. As always, expect horse girl shenanigans, bad ideas, unsolicited opinions, and seltzer-fueled confidence. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 6 | Would you rather give up crocs or hard seltzers?

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap Taylor's birthday weekend and the questionable decisions that followed, including riding horses into bars and causing general chaos around Spring Hill. We share the latest Trail Twats mission of trying to get added into Urban Dictionary, while Ally and Taylor continue their mission to become public nuisances by riding horses through fireworks tents, Taco Bell, Dunkin', and anywhere else they probably shouldn't be. We also talk Fourth of July fireworks and horses, hobble training, and our experience camping primitively at the Lake X Memorial Trail Ride weekend. Plus, we debate bringing dogs on trail rides, play a round of Would You Rather, and show off all the prizes up for grabs during June's Trail Twats Give Back fundraiser supporting Branded Equine Based Therapy Services. As always, expect horse girl shenanigans, bad ideas, unsolicited opinions, and seltzer-fuled confidence. Grab a drink, kick off your crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 5 | Redefining the Word Twat and Run-ins with the Cops

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we tackle one of life's most important questions: *Is "twat" actually a bad word?* We make our case for redefining it, discuss our plans to get a Trail Twats Wikipedia page, and introduce the next generation of feral horse girls and boys: the Trail Tots. We swap stories about running into Trail Twat fans in the wild (including an unforgettable Applebee's encounter), getting the cops called on us for riding horses through town, and continuing our completely scientific search for a White Claw replacement by testing even more hard seltzers. Taylor shares tips for dealing with barn sour horses, we talk lip tattoos and other questionable life choices, and we brainstorm turning hateful internet comments into gospel songs. We also put our acting skills to the test with the viral "you shaved your bush" trend and prove once again that nobody should ever give us microphones. Plus, we spotlight this month's Trail Twats Give Back recipient, Branded Equine Based Therapy Services, an organization helping veterans with PTSD through training and adopting out wild mustangs and burros. Expect horse girl chaos, bad decisions, questionable opinions, and plenty of laughs. Grab a drink, put your crocs in sport mode, and come hang with the twats. Check out trail twat merch here: https://trailtwats.com/shop [https://trailtwats.com/shop] Learn more about Black Knuckle Ranch: https://blackknuckleranch.com [https://blackknuckleranch.com]