Shark Attacks, Lawsuits, and Cats!

Shark Attacks, Lawsuits, and Cats!

This week on VulgHER, Selma and Vicky recover from a chaotic housewarming, discuss the emotional consequences of selling feet pics, and debate whether Bear Grylls is hot enough to survive the wilderness. There's Broadway heartbreak over Death Becomes Her, outrage over Target's cursed Pride collection, shark attack horror stories, and a deep dive into the increasingly strange corners of the internet. Plus: bad texters, Bianca Del Rio, and why nobody comments on Instagram anymore.

Broadway Bares, Breakfast Dates, and SNL Wrap Party

On this episode of VulgHER, the girls discuss rain-soaked Brooklyn survival, celebrity-filled afterparties, and the state of thirst traps on the internet. Selma accidentally lives a romantic comedy for 24 hours while Vicky contemplates quitting society over subway seating etiquette. There are also extended conversations about 🍑, mucus, cinnamon pastries, and why a honey bun might actually change your life. Naturally.

Rocky Horror, Hinge, and Honey Buns

Selma & Vicky celebrate the 40th episode by discussing gay art dealer hookups, Rocky Horror thirst traps, drag queens weaponizing water bottles, and the emotional devastation of Delta removing in-flight snacks. Along the way they get into it about mommy-son roleplay, honey buns, Ross Matthews and Drew Barrymore’s suspiciously intense friendship, and why nobody is ever allowed to ask them to “paint them for content” again. Chaos level: critically high.

Met Gala Hot Takes, Lady Gaga + Doechii and Hantavirus Outbreak

Nick Gaga officially enters the VulgHER cinematic universe! This week the girls unpack the Met Gala, celebrity fashion politics, Gaga fandom exhaustion, modern dating apps, and enough pop culture discourse to qualify as psychological warfare. From the Grindr update nobody asked for to hookup horror stories, Gaga theories, celebrity rebrands, and the psychological damage caused by assembling furniture ordered online, absolutely nothing stays on track for more than thirty seconds. Nick also opens up about navigating dating while being instantly recognizable online, while the girls try to determine whether Devil Wears Prada 2 was iconic or an actual crime against cinema.

Reacting to Hate Comments, Catching Print, and DoorDash Dates

This week on VulgHER, Selma and Vicky accidentally turn a casual catch-up into a full-scale psychological evaluation after discussing failed DoorDash flirting, emotionally devastating Uber rides, and the terrifying realization that not every hot man is secretly in love with you. Between cowboy drag, Sasha Colby stories, and an aggressively graphic hookup recap that somehow becomes motivational, the girls also uncover the dark truth about Taco Bell chip bags, review Seven Layer Dip Pringles like seasoned food critics, and debate whether hippos are actually demons. Plus: hate comments, hyperspermia, grassy grandma perfume, and a deeply concerning amount of public dick-print analysis. Civilization is collapsing beautifully.