Episode 36: Big Queer Week

Episode 39: Shit Show Scamming

Carrie and Sarah discuss lots of shit including their brief break and our future podcast plans.

Episode 38: Always Be Heisting, or God Bless the US Gays

Carrie and Sarah need your voice notes! DM us on instagram at whatiloveaboutmyselfpodcast. Sarah looks like Egon and weaponizes tears at the gynecologist. Carrie gets a yeast infection on her skin. Sarah and Carrie are both chaotic air signs who love data and experiments and a tweet-tivity. More information gives Sarah confidence. Carrie says anxiety is when even the facts don't help. Sarah gives Carrie advice on how to be safe in the city when hypothetically meeting a kinky fella for the first time. Carrie thinks he should be afraid of her and the heist she's planning. Rule 1: Ask the stranger to handcuff themselves before you enter. Add a blindfold for good measure. Rule 2: Look for a sexy sex idiot to heist. Rule 3: Drive a truck, bring a getaway driver, or at least have a friend nearby who can show up for backup. Rule 4: Bring your parachute suit, rock climbing equipment, and your own knife. And dildos. And bugs for surveillance. Rule 5: Be gay, do crime, and don't get caught. Sarah loves karaoke. Duh. She's promoting the podcast there. Hi, Megan! It was the tequila, AND the nudity. Everybody gets naked at karaoke. Carrie loves The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Carrie says it's a masterclass in how to do a last season. Great ass show. 10/10. Amy Sherman-Palladino is a goddess. Carrie's mom thinks Emily Gilmore makes some good points. Carrie loves her gotdam hair, AGAIN. As her rainbow hair fades into pastel, it gets even cooler, matching the colors of the Lover album cover. Sarah coins the term #bowllet: half bowl, half mullet. Tell everyone: hashtag bowllet forever. Carrie loves the attention she's getting while eating hotdogs at Costco. Dogs fulfill Carrie's emotional needs better than most people. Sarah theorizes that while Carrie's dogs suffer under her care, they give her a lot of love. On the other hand, Sarah suffers as a pet owner, but her dog benefits greatly. The girls agree: Fuck around and find out but also bring a knife. Sarah says that her entire upbringing was a traumatic experience. She loves that she's doing the work to move through this. Sarah loves being in touch with her emotions. Sarah loves opening brain doors to look at the stuff that's back there. Carrie is not interested in this full range of emotions. Carrie loves that Sarah is deep in the work and that Sarah brings Carrie into the work, too. Carrie is enjoying the splash off from Sarah's therapist. Sarah loves that Carrie is also brave and doing the work in a transitional period. Sarah and Carrie are best friends. Sarah's low-stakes advice is to prioritize the friendships that matter and to treat them like a relationship. Do the work to make friendships meet your needs. Carrie's low-stakes advice is to keep dildos in your rock climbing bag. And carry a carabiner with a knife. Sounds gay. I like it. Follow Sarah's karaoke team on Instagram at basicinstinctdck.

Episode 37: Who Taught Who

Carrie and Sarah are back on their bullshit for this rip-roaring episode! You don't want to miss it.

Episode 36: Big Queer Week

Happy Pride! Carrie and Sarah have a big queer episode full of unopened dream doors. This episode includes a special "Carrie's Cock Tale Corner". Listen to us share what we are loving this week, what we love about ourselves, and what we love about each other. We leave you with some very useful low-stakes advice.

Episode 35: Live, Laugh, Lesbian

Darin loves being resilient. It's a Friend-isode with Kevin! Kevin and Sarah became friends in grad school who still write together and bust each other's balls real good. Carrie quizzes Kevin on their shared Pittsburgh connections and pancakes. Sarah loves that she's good at coming up with business ideas, and the gang discusses some gay candles. Carrie loves that this is her first Pride month as a non-binary, bisexual, polyamorous queen. Kevin loves entertaining and making his friends feel at home. You'll have to listen to find out what our low stakes advice is. Carrie is already late posting this episode and has forgotten how it ends.