My Clothes are on the Street! (it's about "I'm no Fool as a Pedestrian")

A Solid Shoulder Shimmy (it's a Re-Release about "Escape - The Pina Colada Song")

Does anything hit quite like a piña colada on a hot day? No, absolutely not. Who doesn’t like a piña colada?? Certainly none of our listeners, which is part of what is so half-brained at best about this personal add relationship train wreck set to a boppy beat we’re re-releasing our episode on from season one. Order yourself one, and thank your lucky stars you’re not in a relationship with either one of these two!

The Flaw, Unfortunately, is Fundamental (it's about Fresh Vegetable Mystery)

I don't know about you, listeners, but what stands out to me in this episode is not the shock of torturing old man corn (see what I did there?), not the insightful political commentary on the violence of the carceral state, not Emily's medium quality explanation of the concept of tyranny of the majority, but the fact that they mentioned the 2016 black comedy Sausage Party so many times without getting the title of the movie right even once. Emily and Ky are for the streets, so that's where they're recording (recorning?). Get tucked in like cute little peas in a pod, envision the streets of Tribeca, and tune in!

The Beaver is not Alienated from his Labor (it's about Welcome to Beaver Valley

First, special guest Teddy is here to share a weird snack and they claim Emily ate most of, however there is photo evidence disproving this slander. Then, Emily and Ky would like to welcome you to Beaver Valley! No, it's not their onlyfans channel, but it is still a special place full of beautiful beavers! Get ready for so many animals facts, most importantly that every animal is just the cutest little guy. We've also got church camp stories, cat updates, and a treatise on a common reproductive strategy in the animal kingdom: the nut 'n' die! It's a season 6 can't miss!

My Clothes are on the Street! (it's about "I'm no Fool as a Pedestrian")

Sometimes, there's a subtle arc to 3-episode recording sessions: a warm-up, a high energy, and a gentle slope down at the end. But this ep's subject has got Emily fired up with all the hot takes: ACAB except for the assholes driving really loud cars/motorcycles down the Prospect Expressway! There should be NO free street parking! If you have a big truck, and don't have a frequent essential use for it, you are a loser, and should feel bad! Ky is softly moderating some of these takes with her classic care and consideration, but agrees strongly on the car-size arms race being both annoying, as well as dangerous. Shout-out to the War on Cars podcast for radicalizing Emily, and the assholes driving down Prospect Park Expressway in really loud cars/motorcycles at just the right time for providing realistic sound effects. You know Emily hates to hand it to them. Keep a look out for a future performance art project: storing my private property on the street for free, since that's apparently a thing we can do. Seriously, fuck cars.

I Can Run Faster than You (it's about Sing Along with Bret)

We've got an exciting sequel for you in season six! It's the Kazoo Kid! Except instead of a playing a kazoo, he's shaking kids' hands like he's running for president! It's weird. Emily is really reading into his feelings about this. Ky has her own theories. Aside from making fun of small children, they mostly discuss the state of healthcare in America. In case you wondered, Emily's eye doctor pronounced her retinas healthy, and beautiful.