LOCAL MAN IDENTIFIED AS SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER; SERIAL, NOT CEREAL

NATIONAL ARCHIVES FINDS A RARE AND STUNNING RADIO PROGRAM

The Marconi Institute calls it the finest broadcast to air in the history of humanity. All because of a drinking game led to a tell-all interview with the former Secretary of State.   Find out more at www.worldwideglobalnews.com.

FACE SLAPPING CONTEST

Competitors left red-faced.

LOCAL MAN IDENTIFIED AS SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER; SERIAL, NOT CEREAL

Anneli and I have some awesome stories for you today, including watermelon snow, do-it-yourself log jam removal, the world's best potato chip, and the literal translation of country names.

AWW, THERE'S NOTHING ON BUT RE-RUNS

Hi, awesome listeners. I've been feeling a bit under the weather this week, so I thought I'd post one of WWGN's greatest hits. Enjoy, "PARKOUR ON A FIRST DATE? BAD IDEA."

ARNOLD “THE TERMINATOR” SCHWARZENEGGER BEGINS RISKY NEW BUSINESS VENTURE

Arnold Schwarzenegger, producer, entrepreneur, and former California governor, puts up entire fortune to sell used cars.