Atomic Baloney

Episode 10B / Inside The Podcast Multiverse: The Commentary Fools

In this first unscrupulously delicious venture inside the Podcast Multiverse, we find our jestonious heroes Aggle and Boydman insidiously lusting to produce commentary content for everyone in the most mundane of situations, with a sudden vested interest in vests. We should all be thrilled they did not encounter a large chicken coup or pig farm.  Or a barrel of rocket fuel and an abandon rocket.  Or something else that could make things seem incankerable and incomprehensibly unveraciated.  It seems as though this Podcast Multiverse is offering a much less attractive alternative than our duo had first presumed… we can now only FEAR what will become of our beloved Atomic Baloney hosts… and/or what they may encounter next episode, and what destiny or fate will hurl at them.  Or what a group of multiverse podcast space monkeys will hurl at them.  Or what corner Janet Jacksman is hiding behind in order to surprise them and hurl something at them.     Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:    Anime Fight Music Loop #1 by Sirkoto51 [https://freesound.org/people/Sirkoto51/sounds/414214/]; soccer crowds by mrrap4food [https://freesound.org/people/mrrap4food/sounds/619065/];  sword against sword by Fenodyrie [https://freesound.org/people/Fenodyrie/sounds/568790/]; People screaming in agony when charging into battle by florianreichelt [https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/563011/];  male_Thijs_loud_scream by thanvannispen [https://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9432/]; battlescene by 2school4kool [https://freesound.org/people/2school4kool/sounds/138144/];  soprano sax solo by vedas [https://freesound.org/people/vedas/sounds/171196/]; Car Starting and Accelerating by jackthemurray [https://freesound.org/people/jackthemurray/sounds/433584/];  Renault Master F3500 dCi135 Engine Start Up Idle Gas Pressing And Shut Down Mono by Soundholder [https://freesound.org/people/Soundholder/sounds/425845/];  tractor Case II CX90 engine rpm ramps engine off mono by Soundholder [https://freesound.org/people/Soundholder/sounds/425859/]; Car Door Opening and Closing by agnelowayne [https://freesound.org/people/agnelowayne/sounds/170575/]; Radio changing channels by Bpianoholic [https://freesound.org/people/Bpianoholic/sounds/521032/];  Car Crash (with Glass) by magnuswaker [https://freesound.org/people/magnuswaker/sounds/592388/]; Street_Sounds_Night by ivolipa [https://freesound.org/people/ivolipa/sounds/328194/]; Grocery Store Ambience Checkout Line by deleted_user_7146007 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_7146007/sounds/383718/];  Short Elevator Music Loop by BlondPanda [https://freesound.org/people/BlondPanda/sounds/659889/]; Pressurized Door Opening by NeoSpica [https://freesound.org/people/NeoSpica/sounds/425090/]; elephant » 44 by y89312 [https://freesound.org/people/y89312/sounds/139875/]; Monkey Imitation 3 by AntumDeluge [https://freesound.org/people/AntumDeluge/sounds/417823/]; Barking Dogs by Astounded [https://freesound.org/people/Astounded/sounds/518570/]; Diner in Virginia by Laggardson [https://freesound.org/people/Laggardson/sounds/627079/]; Footsteps_Hallway by georgisound [https://freesound.org/search/?q=368834]                    We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:  - Carolina Rag by Jes Smith   All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC.     The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com [http://www.archmagemultimedia.com]   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 10A / Into The Podcast Multiverse: There Is No Hiatus & The Bezeus Conundrum

Ah, the Podcast Multiverse... ever yearning to be explored, like an empty jar of marmalade that has been senselessly ravaged and licked clean by several unscrupulous alien cyborg refugees riding on horses that speak in foul tongues.  In this convoluted and crystinical episode of episodes, Aggoth and Burd have burrowed themselves into something that is way over their head... and believe it or not, have forgotten their lunch money in the process.  Will they starve in this filthy and treacherous episode?  Is lunch the only meal in the Podcast Multiverse?  Why didn't Burd remind Aggoth to get the lunch money?  Can they possibly find a snack, or a five-star restaurant serving free dinner for weary travelers?  All of these are terrible questions that should never be asked.  The search for the illusive hiatus and seasonability have launched our confounding duo into a realm in which they seek the impossible... which is to make sense of anything.  And as well all know by now - if sense is out there, and truly does exist... Aggoth and Burd are truly sure to never find it.     Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Screaming No - WITHOUT reverb by WelvynZPorterSamples [https://freesound.org/people/WelvynZPorterSamples/sounds/621385/]; Maniacal Piano Loop by Sirkoto51 [https://freesound.org/people/Sirkoto51/sounds/274218/];  Monster Bite on Armor by OGsoundFX [https://freesound.org/people/OGsoundFX/sounds/423010/]; Big Water Splash by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/442773/]; Puke/Vomiting by Joao_de_Deus [https://freesound.org/people/Joao_de_Deus/sounds/330533/]; Voyage 3A (loop) by SkibkaMusic [https://freesound.org/people/SkibkaMusic/sounds/477590/]; Beach Dance - EDM Dance Cinematic Party Eletro Chill Happy 120bpm Music - EQ Mastered by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/607304/]; Axon 01 - Techno track loop by frankum [https://freesound.org/people/frankum/sounds/377540/]; Techno Cinematic Music by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/579820/];  Rolling Techno by frankum [https://freesound.org/people/frankum/sounds/339498/]; drumbase sequencing 4 loop by frankum [https://freesound.org/people/frankum/sounds/213268/]; tape_slow2 by zerolagtime [https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/49239/]; Garbage Disposal -- Chicken & Potato Being Crushed by Ndheger [https://freesound.org/people/Ndheger/sounds/118105/];  The Dusty Attic of Dr. Benefucio by ecfike [https://freesound.org/people/ecfike/sounds/135546/];  ambient dream by spacydreamy [https://freesound.org/people/spacydreamy/sounds/460304/]; Applause 1 by lchapman1980 [https://freesound.org/people/lchapman1980/sounds/439896/]; Trex roar by CGEffex [https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/96223/]; Magic wand by olver [https://freesound.org/people/olver/sounds/417860/]; Synthethic Violin by liezen3 [https://freesound.org/people/liezen3/sounds/475681/]; Rewind 2 by LuKaiX [https://freesound.org/people/LuKaiX/sounds/539928/];  OH YEAH LOW 4 by metrostock99 [https://freesound.org/people/metrostock99/sounds/345086/]; cgi tropical paradise loop by dpren [https://freesound.org/people/dpren/sounds/248144/];  - Winter Music 1N by SkibkaMusic [https://freesound.org/people/SkibkaMusic/sounds/477593/]; Orchestral Adventure Theme by TheoTer [https://freesound.org/people/TheoTer/sounds/569782/]; insane laughter man reverb by Leady [https://freesound.org/people/Leady/sounds/26729/];  Screaming_Crowd by magician5 [https://freesound.org/people/magician5/sounds/124022/]; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample [https://freesound.org/people/datasoundsample/sounds/41348/];  ehhh - disgusting vocal one shot by Duisterwho [https://freesound.org/people/Duisterwho/sounds/643006/]; Lawnmower by sweet_niche [https://freesound.org/people/sweet_niche/sounds/450109/];  Laughing_Audience by unchaz [https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150968/];  Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! by Cloud-10 [https://freesound.org/people/Cloud-10/sounds/536245/];  BUTTER by xtrgamr [https://freesound.org/people/xtrgamr/sounds/253620/]; Mystery of the Dark Forest by ipodpierwsza [https://freesound.org/people/ipodpierwsza/sounds/333436/]; what's the purpose? | beat by timouse [https://freesound.org/people/timouse/sounds/653319/]; Earthquake by NoahBangs [https://freesound.org/people/NoahBangs/sounds/636092/]; Earthquake by ryanconway [https://freesound.org/people/ryanconway/sounds/248343/]; crashing by smmassuda [https://freesound.org/people/smmassuda/sounds/136629/]; Crashing Upstairs by APallot [https://freesound.org/people/APallot/sounds/389514/]; Destruction, Wooden, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/352513/]; Simulated wood crash 01 by Jagadamba [https://freesound.org/people/Jagadamba/sounds/258069/]; Dilemma - Music Loop by RokZRooM [https://freesound.org/people/RokZRooM/sounds/344778/]; mounts by levelclearer [https://freesound.org/people/levelclearer/sounds/352408/];  Short Synth Intro / Background by GregorQuendel [https://freesound.org/people/GregorQuendel/sounds/611422/];  alien_transmission by Trebblofang [https://freesound.org/people/Trebblofang/sounds/177002/];  Cow by Benboncan [https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/58277/]; Space Sweep by slag777 [https://freesound.org/people/slag777/sounds/208533/]; Sci-fi rifle weapon shot_3 (14lrs,mltprcssng) by newlocknew [https://freesound.org/people/newlocknew/sounds/557513/]; Battle - Cinematic soundtrack music atmo background by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/594223/]; Sci Fi Intro Reveal by onderwish [https://freesound.org/people/onderwish/sounds/457515/]; Build up Detonation by SpaceLife [https://freesound.org/people/SpaceLife/sounds/329157/]; Sound Forge Acoustic Mirror » twirklemaw by shimsewn [https://freesound.org/people/shimsewn/sounds/61023/];  Frantic violin screech by devilfish101 [https://freesound.org/people/devilfish101/sounds/237282/];  Mysterious Dramatic Music by tyops [https://freesound.org/people/tyops/sounds/616226/];  bean belt dense resonant shake by james.brody [https://freesound.org/people/james.brody/sounds/540/];  Jazz Background Music Loop by Migfus20 [https://freesound.org/people/Migfus20/sounds/559850/]; Space Sweep by slag777 [https://freesound.org/people/slag777/sounds/208533/]; Steel Spring Bear Trap by fractionalist [https://freesound.org/people/fractionalist/sounds/644245/];  help me by Deathstardude [https://freesound.org/people/Deathstardude/sounds/360851/]; mingling by eguaus [https://freesound.org/people/eguaus/sounds/218990/];  Human Group Clapping in Same Tempo by redafs [https://freesound.org/people/redafs/sounds/348308/]; cartoon_siren_whistle_001 by soundscalpel.com [https://freesound.org/people/soundscalpel.com/sounds/110390/]; Large Crash by CGEffex [https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/99960/]; Crash by Eponn [https://freesound.org/people/Eponn/sounds/420356/]; 006A_170327_0554_FR_Gospel by kevp888 [https://freesound.org/people/kevp888/sounds/664911/]; Church organ in space by lizziam [https://freesound.org/people/lizziam/sounds/490165/]; Hallelujah by Roses1401 [https://freesound.org/people/Roses1401/sounds/544023/]; Splat by Audionautics [https://freesound.org/people/Audionautics/sounds/133968/]; Church organ perfect cadence by liezen3 [https://freesound.org/people/liezen3/sounds/477373/]; Awesome female orgasm sound by valent [https://freesound.org/people/valent/sounds/173617/]; Orgasm scream 02 by adriancalzon [https://freesound.org/people/adriancalzon/sounds/220622/]yell kid male help help by bevibeldesign [https://freesound.org/people/bevibeldesign/sounds/316648/]; "Yeah, that's right" - Deep Voice Male by Iceofdoom [https://freesound.org/people/Iceofdoom/sounds/575731/]; Mysterious by Kastenfrosch [https://freesound.org/people/Kastenfrosch/sounds/162483/]; Time travel by Victor_Natas [https://freesound.org/people/Victor_Natas/sounds/657346/]; Convoy through space and time by Victor_Natas [https://freesound.org/people/Victor_Natas/sounds/653872/]; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996 [https://freesound.org/people/MarknKris1996/sounds/608892/]; Mysterious Ethereal Song by TheoTer [https://freesound.org/people/TheoTer/sounds/510918/]; Space Atmosphere 04 Remastered by MATRIXXX_ [https://freesound.org/people/MATRIXXX_/sounds/660108/]; A Brand New Start by BaDoink [https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/586439];         We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:  - Carolina Rag by Jes Smith   All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC.     The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com [http://www.archmagemultimedia.com]   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 9: Dedication To The Month That Unbequeaths Us All

Take a back seat, white privileged people... and make way for everyone on this planet except for people like you.  On the other hand, “Shout Outs” to all Latino people… Hispanic people… and yes,  even the Spanish and Portuguese people living on this earth:  Aggoth and Burd have kept their word, and strategically utilized this episode to honor the month that honors YOU.  They would simply ‘cut to the chase’ and honor you all directly, but this may be construed as “stepping on the toes of those whom honor the people of Latin descent”, so Aggoth and Burd decided long ago that they would never have such undignified blasphemy polluting the sanctity of their their highly respectable and purely unadulterated podcast.  With that said, we are proud to announce that this episode is nothing more than a wild goose chase straight into the heart of ambivalent understanding... with a side of angasmaphoric excitement.  It exists solely for all to relish equally.  Look not upon all those who they have excluded from this episode, yet keep your focus on the inclusion that shall eventually consume us all, then epidemically slaughter our withered hopes of universal and benevolent-ridden ingreciousity.  Slap the distracted demon and stand your ground.  Spank that monster and make it smirk… make it smirk like a jerk.  This - and only this - shall afford you the opportunity to finally open your blinded eyes and truly see directly into the centrified truth of this episode… it’s not about Latino people.  It’s not even about people of Latino descent… and no - not even about the month dedicated to the people mentioned several times in this outrageously ridiculous episode summary.  No, my friends... Aggoth and Burd want everyone to know:   This episode is about YOU.       Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:   Cuban Ensemble Mood Style Happy Band Dance Cinematic Music by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/619557/]; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla [https://freesound.org/people/quetzalcontla/sounds/570046/];  -HEY-HEY A by justincase1021 [https://freesound.org/people/justincase1021/sounds/88401/]; ADHD Wilhelmus 2x_0 by emsoundmoves [https://freesound.org/people/emsoundmoves/sounds/148457/]; WHAT THE HELL 01 by sandyrb [https://freesound.org/people/sandyrb/sounds/44701/];  Austrafunk by Colt_Travis [https://freesound.org/people/Colt_Travis/sounds/564609/];  SubDrop by uelimichel [https://freesound.org/people/uelimichel/sounds/476286/]; Didgeridoo, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398272/];  Grizzly Bear growl eating by Nivatius [https://freesound.org/people/Nivatius/sounds/519599/]; Grand Song by Dvideoguy [https://freesound.org/people/Dvideoguy/sounds/207780/]; chinese-loop by Clameria [https://freesound.org/people/Clameria/sounds/587438/];  STE-017-fadovadio by mmiron [https://freesound.org/people/mmiron/sounds/173895/]; Men chanting by BeeProductive [https://freesound.org/people/BeeProductive/sounds/430022/];  Latin Guitar - 01 by Cloud-10 [https://freesound.org/people/Cloud-10/sounds/562834/];  (Drum Loop) Construction Zone by plasterbrain [https://freesound.org/people/plasterbrain/sounds/464915/]; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla [https://freesound.org/people/quetzalcontla/sounds/570046/]; Nylon guitar - spanish pattern - E major by ValentinPetiteau [https://freesound.org/people/ValentinPetiteau/sounds/627168/]; SpanishRiff by calpomatt [https://freesound.org/people/calpomatt/sounds/124003/]; Spanishy Guitar Thing by TheScriabin [https://freesound.org/people/TheScriabin/sounds/404952/];  Independence Day in Mexico "Fiesta del grito" in Monterrey by felix.blume [https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/485086/]; 20101031.yell by dobroide [https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/108049/];  Viva by frankd [https://freesound.org/people/frankd/sounds/403753/];  loop drum dnb bpm 176 by alexround [https://freesound.org/people/alexround/sounds/538087/]; chant by christislord [https://freesound.org/people/christislord/sounds/482679/];  its not a phase mom by evanjones4 [https://freesound.org/people/evanjones4/sounds/411649/]; SHUT UP by Scottbezdelnik [https://freesound.org/people/Scottbezdelnik/sounds/259232/]; Spooky by Victor_Natas [https://freesound.org/people/Victor_Natas/sounds/544897/];  Congas bongos shaker by bigjoedrummer [https://freesound.org/people/bigjoedrummer/sounds/133479/];  Congas various beats - pop and latin - eq by bigjoedrummer [https://freesound.org/people/bigjoedrummer/sounds/214899/]; Medieval Lute Chords by f-r-a-g-i-l-e [https://freesound.org/people/f-r-a-g-i-l-e/sounds/506266/];  In The Middle Of July Music Loop by rhodesmas [https://freesound.org/people/rhodesmas/sounds/323545/]; thunderClap1 by nicStage [https://freesound.org/people/nicStage/sounds/64458/];  sexy funk + strings & piano by kbrecordzz [https://freesound.org/people/kbrecordzz/sounds/590071/]; succubus lines by shadoWisp [https://freesound.org/people/shadoWisp/sounds/257478/]; Sad Ambience by Reg1n0ld [https://freesound.org/people/Reg1n0ld/sounds/504142/];  I'm Sorry by montblanccandies [https://freesound.org/people/montblanccandies/sounds/271946/];  I'm sorry (NPC, British Male) by theuncertainman [https://freesound.org/people/theuncertainman/sounds/458075/]; Break up: You're sorry? by AmeAngelofSin [https://freesound.org/people/AmeAngelofSin/sounds/364798/]; boudoir music2 by mellowarrior [https://freesound.org/people/mellowarrior/sounds/387836/];  Halloween-esque piano_organ by kdestes [https://freesound.org/people/kdestes/sounds/250090/];  (Drum Loop) Construction Zone by plasterbrain [https://freesound.org/people/plasterbrain/sounds/464915/]; Pig Squealing by TheAcidRomance [https://freesound.org/people/TheAcidRomance/sounds/260640/]; Melancholic Piano Loop by rom2014 [https://freesound.org/people/rom2014/sounds/194374/];  (Bossa Nova Loop) Thank You for Shopping! by plasterbrain [https://freesound.org/people/plasterbrain/sounds/464924/]; Thriller Documentary Pack #1 by dekstromoramid [https://freesound.org/people/dekstromoramid/sounds/435370/];  battle-march action loop by haydensayshi123 [https://freesound.org/people/haydensayshi123/sounds/138681/]; Angry Elephant by Danjocross [https://freesound.org/people/Danjocross/sounds/507467/]; elephant » 44 by y89312 [https://freesound.org/people/y89312/sounds/139875/];  R07-49-Men and Women Talking Quickly by craigsmith [https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/486178/];  childrenoh by relwin [https://freesound.org/people/relwin/sounds/250853/];  Applause 1 by Sandermotions [https://freesound.org/people/Sandermotions/sounds/277022/]; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996 [https://freesound.org/people/MarknKris1996/sounds/608892/]; gibberish 1 by izzytherobloxgamer09 [https://freesound.org/people/izzytherobloxgamer09/sounds/528984/]; Gibberish, anonymous caller telephone by mariannadeoliveira [https://freesound.org/people/mariannadeoliveira/sounds/532300/];  Zombies_ses1 by freesound [https://freesound.org/people/freesound/sounds/25280/];  Campfire_1 by zmb94 [https://freesound.org/people/zmb94/sounds/74963/]; alert by Heigh-hoo [https://freesound.org/people/Heigh-hoo/sounds/59434/];  Laser Shot Silenced by bubaproducer [https://freesound.org/people/bubaproducer/sounds/151022/];  Laser Shot Big 1 by bubaproducer [https://freesound.org/people/bubaproducer/sounds/151016/];  punch 6 by CastIronCarousel [https://freesound.org/people/CastIronCarousel/sounds/216782/];  light punch by damnsatinist [https://freesound.org/people/damnsatinist/sounds/493914/];  Man Screaming - Again by esmayorga [https://freesound.org/people/esmayorga/sounds/569083/]; Crowd Ooohs and Ahhhs in Excitement by noah0189 [https://freesound.org/people/noah0189/sounds/264499/];  Metal Cling Clang Bang by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/145190/]; Cartoon_Whistle by Brsjak [https://freesound.org/people/Brsjak/sounds/482881/]; wet smacking by satanicupsman [https://freesound.org/people/satanicupsman/sounds/152949/]; Dog crunching a dried pigs ear by Astounded [https://freesound.org/people/Astounded/sounds/520456/];  punch 7 by CastIronCarousel [https://freesound.org/people/CastIronCarousel/sounds/216785/];  punch 4 by CastIronCarousel [https://freesound.org/people/CastIronCarousel/sounds/216781/]; punch 5 by CastIronCarousel [https://freesound.org/people/CastIronCarousel/sounds/216780/]; cracksmackwhackdead by bevibeldesign [https://freesound.org/people/bevibeldesign/sounds/315914/]; Thunder 2 by straget [https://freesound.org/people/straget/sounds/529535/]; A rapper in trouble - after he made a bad joke! by fmceretta [https://freesound.org/people/fmceretta/sounds/426700/]; Comedy FX by Evil_Ear_Recordings [https://freesound.org/people/Evil_Ear_Recordings/sounds/524775/];  Ba Dum Tish Comedy Punchline Drums by djlprojects [https://freesound.org/people/djlprojects/sounds/415215/]; Dark Night Sad Mood String Violin Viola Drone 120Bpm Thriller Cinematic Music by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/612949/]; Violin Solo Little Sad Story Mastering by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/518568/]; crying by drotzruhn [https://freesound.org/people/drotzruhn/sounds/405204/];  REV LOOPS METAL GUITAR 10 by REVEREND.BLACK [https://freesound.org/people/REVEREND.BLACK/sounds/41965/];  Calming Background Music Guitar Loop by Migfus20 [https://freesound.org/people/Migfus20/sounds/560450/];  Emotional Background Music Orchestra (Adventure Type) by Migfus20 [https://freesound.org/people/Migfus20/sounds/560457/]; kittens meowing by videog [https://freesound.org/people/videog/sounds/149191/]; CatPurr by jochen1988 [https://freesound.org/people/jochen1988/sounds/401825/]; Cat Meow At Night by EminYILDIRIM [https://freesound.org/people/EminYILDIRIM/sounds/595239/]; angry_cats by drummy [https://freesound.org/people/drummy/sounds/518171/]; Cat, Screaming, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/415209/]; katzenmix by ChaliceWell [https://freesound.org/people/ChaliceWell/sounds/529605/]; Rare soud! Khivus-6 (Хивус-6) hovercraft airscrew starting by Walking.With.Microphones [https://freesound.org/people/Walking.With.Microphones/sounds/556063/]; Slide Whistle, Descending, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/402581/];  Long male scream 2 by jorickhoofd [https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/180348/]; record scratch by luffy [https://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/]; Dark Beat Synth Electro Atmo Ambience Drama Rap Slow Cinematic Music Surround by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/611373/];  male_scream_Bram_OOH by thanvannispen [https://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9426/];  04-rapping.single by dobroide [https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/53775/];  little latin jazz intro by oymaldonado [https://freesound.org/people/oymaldonado/sounds/453396/]; Nasty Knife Stab by Aris621 [https://freesound.org/people/Aris621/sounds/435238/];  Male Screams [1] by marc3122 [https://freesound.org/people/marc3122/sounds/556976/];   Dead walking by soundmatch24 [https://freesound.org/people/soundmatch24/sounds/186876/]; Cartoon Laugh by JohnsonBrandEditing [https://freesound.org/people/JohnsonBrandEditing/sounds/173933/]; Symphony Sounds by Lemoncreme [https://freesound.org/people/Lemoncreme/sounds/185347/]; Ambient Cafeteria Dishroom by laurenmartin236 [https://freesound.org/people/laurenmartin236/sounds/215948/]; Protesting Crowd, Climate Strike, Guildford, 01-01 by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/485621/]; 8-beats by LiftPizzas [https://freesound.org/people/LiftPizzas/sounds/610671/]; salsa loop intro 110 bpm by oymaldonado [https://freesound.org/people/oymaldonado/sounds/252624/];  samba pa ti by oymaldonado [https://freesound.org/people/oymaldonado/sounds/434081/]; chips_eating_crackles_rustle_packet by Nizerg [https://freesound.org/people/Nizerg/sounds/180475/]; Boiling Water, Large, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/412843/]; wet fart by kuchtaa [https://freesound.org/people/kuchtaa/sounds/55541];  Fart by TeddyFerguson [https://freesound.org/people/TeddyFerguson/sounds/610067/];  Techno drum loop by djfroyd [https://freesound.org/people/djfroyd/sounds/330574/];  feel good by NOTOTO84 [https://freesound.org/people/NOTOTO84/sounds/275505/];  Creepy Ambient (107 bpm) by SoundFlakes [https://freesound.org/people/SoundFlakes/sounds/411997/]; Jazzy Short Sample Experimental Surround by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/611259/];  Twigs snapping by giddster [https://freesound.org/people/giddster/sounds/437360/]; Snoring by ambienttrails [https://freesound.org/people/ambienttrails/sounds/479238/]; Garbage Truck Passing By by iamdylanavery [https://freesound.org/people/iamdylanavery/sounds/484273/]; Vacuum Cleaner, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/339673/]; Sheep bleating by zachrau [https://freesound.org/people/zachrau/sounds/383144/]; tarzan yell sound effect by llDev [https://freesound.org/people/llDev/sounds/638530/];  Shoomp by se2001 [https://freesound.org/people/se2001/sounds/475560/];  removing stuccowork stairwell 01 150211_04 by klankbeeld [https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/264092/];  Piece Of Shred by FullMetalJedi [https://freesound.org/people/FullMetalJedi/sounds/401144/];  t_start1 by roscoetoon [https://freesound.org/people/roscoetoon/sounds/26814/];  Ripping Clothing by CraigSnedeker [https://freesound.org/people/CraigSnedeker/sounds/221680/];  Panping01 by chipfork71 [https://freesound.org/people/chipfork71/sounds/53283/];  Running Up The Stairs by RutgerMuller [https://freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/51163/]; Snapping, Wooden Fence, Q by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/352199/]; Big Water Splash by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/442773/]; male whatby Reitanna [https://freesound.org/people/Reitanna/sounds/215381/];  Ending BRAVO applause by temawas [https://freesound.org/people/temawas/sounds/179874/]; Unsheathed blade by deleted_user_2906614 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_2906614/sounds/320521/]; Creepy Lullaby, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/412224/]; Ahchoo! by Mafon2 [https://freesound.org/search/?q=520908];  Church Bells by tripjazz [https://freesound.org/people/tripjazz/sounds/509104/]; Violin Scare by SirBedlam [https://freesound.org/people/SirBedlam/sounds/393824/];  moan by tim.kahn [https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/67682/];  Horror Stinger 6 by F.M.Audio [https://freesound.org/people/F.M.Audio/sounds/614715/]; symp-applause 2 by FreqMan [https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/42852/];  Slurping swallowing and ahh by mwhitcomb83 [https://freesound.org/people/mwhitcomb83/sounds/94807/]; Gulping Noises | Drinking Noises by Alex-Fullam [https://freesound.org/people/Alex-Fullam/sounds/552700/]; Dumping Glass in Trash Can 2 by FunWithSound [https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/390736/]; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix [https://freesound.org/people/peridactyloptrix/sounds/208893/]; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample [https://freesound.org/people/datasoundsample/sounds/41348/]; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t [https://freesound.org/people/copyc4t/sounds/146434/]; scottstoked_yeehaw by shawshank73 [https://freesound.org/people/shawshank73/sounds/102437/]; Heavy Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy [https://freesound.org/people/ShawnyBoy/sounds/165394/]; FEMALE GIGGLE by Ch0cchi [https://freesound.org/people/Ch0cchi/sounds/15288/]; Stop It by pyro13djt [https://freesound.org/people/pyro13djt/sounds/331907/]; Crowd in panic by IENBA [https://freesound.org/people/IENBA/sounds/491405/];  Scream "Noooh by jorickhoofd [https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/180350/]; Whip Crack by SciFiSounds [https://freesound.org/people/SciFiSounds/sounds/529925/];  Horse_Whinny by foxen10 [https://freesound.org/people/foxen10/sounds/149024/];  Spanking by junkfood2121 [https://freesound.org/people/junkfood2121/sounds/204805/];  C-SpiralingTheatre by ducksingel [https://freesound.org/people/ducksingel/sounds/274264/]; Sad Trombone by Benboncan [https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/73581/];  Chemistry reaction 3 - Big by OGsoundFX [https://freesound.org/people/OGsoundFX/sounds/423005/]; Mad Scientist lab loopable by ramonmineiro [https://freesound.org/people/ramonmineiro/sounds/384713/];  Church Bell 12 by nomiqbomi [https://freesound.org/people/nomiqbomi/sounds/578551/];  symp-applause 1 by FreqMan [https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/42851/]; symp-applause 2 by FreqMan [https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/42852/]; Smirnoff Scream by glazkov [https://freesound.org/people/glazkov/sounds/396238/]; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse [https://freesound.org/people/Iwiploppenisse/sounds/156031/];  fireworks exploding 1 by soundmary [https://freesound.org/people/soundmary/sounds/117616/];  Wind in a tree in the Mojave Desert (California, USA) by felix.blume [https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/187756/]; coindrop-sample by egill.ian1 [https://freesound.org/people/egill.ian1/sounds/567478/]; Cha_Ching by Lucish [https://freesound.org/people/Lucish_/sounds/554841/]; monkey scream by saraonsins [https://freesound.org/people/saraonsins/sounds/219816/]; War sounds by 1stWebArmy [https://freesound.org/people/1stWebArmy/sounds/112478/];      We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:  - Impact Car Crash   All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC.     The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com [http://www.archmagemultimedia.com]   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 8: Taking Out The Trash

The time for clean is now.  Aggoth and Burd demand that you fashion a broom, and ready a shovel… because it is time to dispose of all that in which weighs you down, and ties you to the very epicenter of reckless squalor and filth.  Shed yourself of all the futileness of gluttonous ambiguity, then sinfully overfill your trash receptacles with the charm and nourishment of everlasting, yet undying quazation.  Beat the system.  Beat it like a drum.  Help Aggoth feverishly rip open the fabric of reality, and resolutely command Burd to send a shockwave tremoring throughout the time-space continuum that screams “I am alive, and I am unsoiled”.   Stand ever-so-smitten on the precipice of refuse, and declare your comporition without a single doubt that every last single piece of garbage that you hold dear to your heart will see an unfitting end.  In the haunting words of the late Charles Wrispenthorp that echo through the very veins of existence itself: “Throw it out.  Throw it all out.  Dammit, I said throw it out.”  After all, my friends… it is all trash; and trash shall cease to defy the legacy in which it has been colliguified to uphold… and the garbage will soon follow the waste. Listen with caution, my beloved listeners… for there is much temptation ahead of you in this seemingly innocuous episode.  Good luck, and God Speed.   Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Exploration Song by TheoTer [https://freesound.org/people/TheoTer/sounds/569781/]; Big Band Jazz by TheoTer [https://freesound.org/people/TheoTer/sounds/510802/];  Mixer Speed 5 by belanhud [https://freesound.org/people/belanhud/sounds/537913/]; Making Yorkshire puddings by BeeProductive [https://freesound.org/people/BeeProductive/sounds/389403/]; Jack Hammer breaking up concrete (short burst) by thomaspettigrew [https://freesound.org/people/thomaspettigrew/sounds/273697/];  Synthetic Guitar Pluck (180 BPM) by staticpony1 [https://freesound.org/people/staticpony1/sounds/343384/]; chortys_pluck by nowism [https://freesound.org/people/nowism/sounds/484740/]; Door Squeak, Loud, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/337450/]; Man Saying Ahh by F.M.Audio [https://freesound.org/people/F.M.Audio/sounds/547482/]; Cartoon - Gulp! by Breviceps [https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/450624/]; Spitting by tvlaudio [https://freesound.org/people/tvlaudio/sounds/267897/];  Cheer 2 by jayfrosting [https://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333404/];  bell1 by Tairblenn [https://freesound.org/people/Tairblenn/sounds/549898/]; Piano Melody by Lemoncreme [https://freesound.org/people/Lemoncreme/sounds/186942/];  122-sad-piano-chords by chiptraxxx [https://freesound.org/people/chiptraxxx/sounds/431200/]; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse [https://freesound.org/people/Iwiploppenisse/sounds/156031/]; The_Battle_Of_Scorpio_And_Orion by MATRIXXX_ [https://freesound.org/people/MATRIXXX_/sounds/507307/]; CYCLONE HURRICANE HUGO 1989 by solostud [https://freesound.org/people/solostud/sounds/369206/]; Thunder Rush. 28 July 2021 by carthny [https://freesound.org/people/carthny/sounds/581491/]; Audio Intro for video content or blog on Youtube by lipatovroman [https://freesound.org/people/lipatovroman/sounds/581068/]; Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/360328/]; Roflcopter - helicopter flying sounds by afleetingspeck [https://freesound.org/people/afleetingspeck/sounds/232406/]; 102bpm boom beat 1 by Snapper4298 [https://freesound.org/people/Snapper4298/sounds/345881/];  New House rmx_6 by Dolfeus [https://freesound.org/people/Dolfeus/sounds/44913/]; Bassline BeatDefy2 by Bigvegie [https://freesound.org/people/Bigvegie/sounds/585808/];  Em Electric Bassline by mcgumar [https://freesound.org/people/mcgumar/sounds/564771/];  Deep Funky Bassline by Teacoma [https://freesound.org/people/Teacoma/sounds/416303/];  Knocking on Wood Door (1) by Flem0527 [https://freesound.org/people/Flem0527/sounds/629987/]; Knocking on Door by Fabrizio84 [https://freesound.org/people/Fabrizio84/sounds/458007/];  Church Bell 12 by nomiqbomi [https://freesound.org/people/nomiqbomi/sounds/578551/];  Retro Funk 20.03.2022 1714 by sonically_sound [https://freesound.org/people/sonically_sound/sounds/624874/]; Garbage Truck Hydraulic Arm by jakobthiesen [https://freesound.org/people/jakobthiesen/sounds/121202/]; Dumping Glass in Trash Can 2 by FunWithSound [https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/390736/];  Entertainer holdon-song by ondrosik [https://freesound.org/people/ondrosik/sounds/122741/]; Eerie atmosphere by Victor_Natas [https://freesound.org/people/Victor_Natas/sounds/612068/];  eerie atmosphere ambiance by DeVern [https://freesound.org/people/DeVern/sounds/427743/]; wet smacking by satanicupsman [https://freesound.org/people/satanicupsman/sounds/152949/]; Dog crunching a dried pigs ear by Astounded [https://freesound.org/people/Astounded/sounds/520456/];  LD 1 - DnB Routine by SergeyIonov [https://freesound.org/people/SergeyIonov/sounds/467371/];  Funky Groove by code_box [https://freesound.org/people/code_box/sounds/566952/]; broken_string by alexbird [https://freesound.org/people/alexbird/sounds/99158/]; Microwave by cloe.king [https://freesound.org/people/cloe.king/sounds/452791/];   Dark Tribal Drum and Atmo by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/575536/]; Monk in the wind - Drums Ethno Choir Monk Voice Drone World Hum Action Dark Cinematic Music Surround by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/609034/]; DST-VampireMonk by Striderjapan [https://freesound.org/people/Striderjapan/sounds/141368/]; voice,ancient,arcane,sacred,mystical,mysterious,phrase,chant,incantation_01_M10 by frosthardr [https://freesound.org/people/frosthardr/sounds/553453/]; Violin Scare by SirBedlam [https://freesound.org/people/SirBedlam/sounds/393824/]; 1500 Hz beeps by AlaskaRobotics [https://freesound.org/people/AlaskaRobotics/sounds/221087/]; Back Up BEEP Only by Bon_Vivant_Pictures [https://freesound.org/people/Bon_Vivant_Pictures/sounds/449081/];  Mysterious Ambient Pad Loop 84 bpm Dm by Stohgs [https://freesound.org/people/Stohgs/sounds/411593/]; Rubber Band 140 by BaDoink [https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/568773/];  RED-03 F1 OS 68 Drumset Biogrid 2 by Freed [https://freesound.org/people/Freed/sounds/93600/];   fireworks exploding 1 by soundmary [https://freesound.org/people/soundmary/sounds/117616/];  Crowd/Mob/Riot Noise (Voices Only) - 14 people, 2 minutes HENRY VI by FillMat [https://freesound.org/people/FillMat/sounds/384401/];  Train.m4a by Danjocross [https://freesound.org/people/Danjocross/sounds/546240/];  Train passing by in the Wirikuta Desert (Mexico, SLP) by felix.blume [https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/166086/];  Cajun Lick Full by JustPlainPhillip [https://freesound.org/people/JustPlainPhillip/sounds/132712/]; banjo song by Prime45 [https://freesound.org/people/Prime45/sounds/522715/]; sudden run by X3nus [https://freesound.org/people/X3nus/sounds/476786/];  Creepy Squeaks / Squeals by wolfdoctor [https://freesound.org/people/wolfdoctor/sounds/555117/]; Something Evil Approaches, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/413315/]; Creepy Lullaby, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/412224/];  C-SpiralingTheatre by ducksingel [https://freesound.org/people/ducksingel/sounds/274264/]; End Or Beginning_Processed Gong by cabled_mess [https://freesound.org/people/cabled_mess/sounds/372008/]; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla [https://freesound.org/people/quetzalcontla/sounds/570046/];  polite_applause_01 by joedeshon [https://freesound.org/people/joedeshon/sounds/119021/]; Making Up (soft Hip Hop) by shortiefoeva2 [https://freesound.org/people/shortiefoeva2/sounds/412048/];  Drone-3 by mikobuntu [https://freesound.org/people/mikobuntu/sounds/423968/]; Horror Movie Scary Movie Theme by Beetlemuse [https://freesound.org/people/Beetlemuse/sounds/505415/];  horror piano chord by Taira Komori [https://freesound.org/people/Taira%20Komori/sounds/216911/];  salsa loop intro 110 bpm by oymaldonado [https://freesound.org/people/oymaldonado/sounds/252624/];  Ending BRAVO applause by temawas [https://freesound.org/people/temawas/sounds/179874/];  Zap by egomassive [https://freesound.org/people/egomassive/sounds/536741/]; Angry Dog by CmdRobot [https://freesound.org/people/CmdRobot/sounds/439535/];  Growled Dog by tripjazz [https://freesound.org/people/tripjazz/sounds/394914/];  Boomerang by BaDoink [https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/583829/]; blows through the air whoosh woosh sound by Garuda1982 [https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/538912/]; Splat! by Breviceps [https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/445118/]; gibberish 1 by izzytherobloxgamer09 [https://freesound.org/people/izzytherobloxgamer09/sounds/528984/]; Scary "Boo!" / 05 by unfa [https://freesound.org/people/unfa/sounds/187108/];  Celliliililililili by DeVern [https://freesound.org/people/DeVern/sounds/405612/]; Dinosaur 3 by JarredGibb [https://freesound.org/people/JarredGibb/sounds/233278/];  Exploring Dark Places - Atmosphere - by Dom Almond by TheNordicDawn [https://freesound.org/people/TheNordicDawn/sounds/519181/]; Kush110am by BaDoink [https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/571606/]; tearing a rip by AtevonHes [https://freesound.org/people/AtevonHes/sounds/454791/]; High Speed Police Chase on a Noisy Freeway by cloud_canvas [https://freesound.org/people/cloud_canvas/sounds/527319/]; Horror Stinger 6 by F.M.Audio [https://freesound.org/people/F.M.Audio/sounds/614715/];  (Loop) By the Sea by plasterbrain [https://freesound.org/people/plasterbrain/sounds/464918/];  (Bossa Nova Loop) Thank You for Shopping! by plasterbrain [https://freesound.org/people/plasterbrain/sounds/464924/]; male what by Reitanna [https://freesound.org/people/Reitanna/sounds/215381/]; minimal electronic grove _Techno loop track by frankum [https://freesound.org/people/frankum/sounds/397166/]; Moose_Elk by gleith [https://freesound.org/people/gleith/sounds/486554/]; Dog licking feet by janbezouska [https://freesound.org/people/janbezouska/sounds/494078/]; Church Bells by tripjazz [https://freesound.org/people/tripjazz/sounds/509104/];  Ganpati kids shout chant close and kidding around India [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/451442/]; Automatic garage door opening by jedspear [https://freesound.org/people/jedspear/sounds/322920/]; symp-applause 2 by FreqMan [https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/42852/];  symp-applause 1 by FreqMan [https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/42851/]; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996 [https://freesound.org/people/MarknKris1996/sounds/608892/];  Horror Cinema 4 2014 by CadereSounds [https://freesound.org/people/CadereSounds/sounds/222527/]; Frantic violin screech by devilfish101 [https://freesound.org/people/devilfish101/sounds/237282/]; jazz piano intro by deleted_user_9271295 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_9271295/sounds/511749/];  Uplifting adventure music by humanoide9000 [https://freesound.org/people/humanoide9000/sounds/568867/]; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix [https://freesound.org/people/peridactyloptrix/sounds/208893/]; scottstoked_yeehaw by shawshank73 [https://freesound.org/people/shawshank73/sounds/102437/]; Heavy Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy [https://freesound.org/people/ShawnyBoy/sounds/165394/]; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample [https://freesound.org/people/datasoundsample/sounds/41348/]; Stop It by pyro13djt [https://freesound.org/people/pyro13djt/sounds/331907/]; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t [https://freesound.org/people/copyc4t/sounds/146434/]; Sad Trombone by Benboncan [https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/73581/]; Long male scream 1 by jorickhoofd [https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/180347/]; coyote barks and howls by dkaufman [https://freesound.org/people/dkaufman/sounds/256533/]; Smirnoff Scream by glazkov [https://freesound.org/people/glazkov/sounds/396238/]; Applause 1 by lchapman1980 [https://freesound.org/people/lchapman1980/sounds/439896/]; Whip Crack by SciFiSounds [https://freesound.org/people/SciFiSounds/sounds/529925/]; insane laughter man reverb by Leady [https://freesound.org/people/Leady/sounds/26729/];   We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:  - Impact Car Crash   All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC.     The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com [http://www.archmagemultimedia.com]   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 7: The Book Of Love

Ah, Love.  It wisps and giggles and blankets and suffocates… and sometimes can drive your car in your stead, late at night when you have fallen asleep behind the wheel after the consumption of mass quantities of illegal substances… well… maybe they will be legal one day.  This is not important, as you should understand this.  LOVE is important.  It is so important that Aggoth and Burd have dedicated an entire episode unto its grace, beauty and belligerent nature.  Such attempts have been made before to define this grand emotion, and failure has begotten all who have tried.  Needless to say, Aggoth and Burd triumphed so well, that they ascended into transcension, and then descended back down into descension, leaving a littered trail of ignasphamy from Aggoth’s beguiled bag of catastrophe.  Burd rode the roller coaster of insatiability, and then dined upon fragments of souls scattered amongst the aftermath of love’s cruel, yet subjugated and unmiphilous captivation.  In the end, we all know what you are thinking after reading this… and yes, we purposely capitalized the O in the title.  Aggoth and Burd support the fight against the bastardization of prepositions, and demand equality for all… so the next time you lower-case any preposition when it apparently has the full right to be capitalized… think again, my friend… then listen to this episode to remind and shame yourself for ever thinking such a horrendous thought.    Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Piano Keys Smashed Down by Tairblenn [https://freesound.org/people/Tairblenn/sounds/531530/]; EXPLOSIVE TRANSITION by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/182424/]; Train destruction by CGEffex [https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/94178/]; 20.0 Destruction by dangerbabe [https://freesound.org/people/dangerbabe/sounds/46754/];  Pipe Organ Intro by BaDoink [https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/544386/]; Coins by dj997 [https://freesound.org/people/dj997/sounds/493753/]; coindrop-sample by egill.ian1 [https://freesound.org/people/egill.ian1/sounds/567478/]; Song of Angels in the Snow - Orchestra Orchestral Modern Classic Acoustic Cinematic Music Mastered by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/612768/];  Weird Dimension by staticpony1 [https://freesound.org/people/staticpony1/sounds/251499/]; epanody--heavier_moaning by deleted_user_1390811 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_1390811/sounds/86676/]; epanody--moaning-gettingcloser by deleted_user_1390811 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_1390811/sounds/86680/]; moan by tim.kahn [https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/67682/];  lets_do_this by tim.kahn [https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/67681/];  Accordion-music-clean by eyenorth [https://freesound.org/people/eyenorth/sounds/482213/]; Happy Music by monkeyman535 [https://freesound.org/people/monkeyman535/sounds/326639/]; Evil Laugh by 222laurio [https://freesound.org/people/222laurio/sounds/466059/];  10-Time2Burn by balloonhead [https://freesound.org/people/balloonhead/sounds/351482/]; Forest Angel Ritual Dark Atmo by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/581367/]; Major Destruction Crash Shatter (from "Pillow Fight Disaster") by FunWithSound [https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/412054/]; adding machine by offthesky [https://freesound.org/people/offthesky/sounds/35723/];  ImDoomedScar by SirBedlam [https://freesound.org/people/SirBedlam/sounds/195938/]; chase_2 by levelclearer [https://freesound.org/people/levelclearer/sounds/251294/]; taratata by milton. 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Vocals with Echo by Beetlemuse [https://freesound.org/people/Beetlemuse/sounds/530119/]; Shock (Funny Version) by Beetlemuse [https://freesound.org/people/Beetlemuse/sounds/533506/];  Maniacal Laughter by unfa [https://freesound.org/people/unfa/sounds/563511/];  My Car Horn - Beep Beep by fogma [https://freesound.org/people/fogma/sounds/26185/]; MightyRiffFilterClosing by impossiblevoices [https://freesound.org/people/impossiblevoices/sounds/21698/];  Beautiful violin music by tranquility.jadgroup [https://freesound.org/people/tranquility.jadgroup/sounds/372005/]; Small crowd reactions by IENBA [https://freesound.org/people/IENBA/sounds/488472/]; Magic wand by olver [https://freesound.org/people/olver/sounds/417860/]; Magic Wand Glitter by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/211624/];  Game Time FX by BaDoink [https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/560100/]; SHORT COUNTRY JIG by metrostock99 [https://freesound.org/people/metrostock99/sounds/514698/]; FL_Amazing_Melody_Loop_3_Version2 by orginaljun [https://freesound.org/people/orginaljun/sounds/402520/]; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996 [https://freesound.org/people/MarknKris1996/sounds/608892/]; Glorious Intro by nomadicxxl [https://freesound.org/people/nomadicxxl/sounds/371796/]; Slide whistle 2 by sheepfilms [https://freesound.org/people/sheepfilms/sounds/432546/];  VHS_Electric_Smoke_by_DSQR_110_bpm by Disquantic [https://freesound.org/people/Disquantic/sounds/474880/]; Drinking Glasses contact (Clink) by EpicWizard [https://freesound.org/people/EpicWizard/sounds/325195/]; Panic-stricken screaming #1 by Klangkobold [https://freesound.org/people/Klangkobold/sounds/547961/];  EDM Techno 140 by BaDoink [https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/534617/]; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse [https://freesound.org/people/Iwiploppenisse/sounds/156031/]; Crowd in panic by IENBA [https://freesound.org/people/IENBA/sounds/491405/];  Scream "Noooh by jorickhoofd [https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/180350/]; Choir 2 by Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli [https://freesound.org/people/Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli/sounds/458146/];  Gong by Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli [https://freesound.org/people/Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli/sounds/457662/]; yay by zut50 [https://freesound.org/people/zut50/sounds/162395/]; Scraping by takeabeat [https://freesound.org/people/takeabeat/sounds/464123/]; Mysterious and sinister by Victor_Natas [https://freesound.org/people/Victor_Natas/sounds/545221/]; Overworld 3 by knarmahfox [https://freesound.org/people/knarmahfox/sounds/99703/];  Gorillaschrei by J0ck0 [https://freesound.org/people/J0ck0/sounds/397054/];  20090405.chest.impacts by dobroide [https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/70800/]; Forest jungle nature dark Atmo by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/578056/]; Cloggers clogging in Lincoln, Nebraska by bmccoy2 [https://freesound.org/people/bmccoy2/sounds/379611/]; Metal Cling Clang Bang by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/145190/]; Whizzing Lip Whistle, A by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/402821/]; Chime of Doom by Kostas17 [https://freesound.org/people/Kostas17/sounds/538432/]; 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Smirnoff Scream by glazkov [https://freesound.org/people/glazkov/sounds/396238/]; Fanfare 4 by colorsCrimsonTears [https://freesound.org/people/colorsCrimsonTears/sounds/609028/]; Mysterious Background Music Orchestra by Migfus20 [https://freesound.org/people/Migfus20/sounds/560444/]; Halloween Werewolf Intro by miksmusic [https://freesound.org/people/miksmusic/sounds/587609/]; Shotgun 01 by Claiber7901 [https://freesound.org/people/Claiber7901/sounds/544677/]; Piano Shock Impact by DianneTriplerUne [https://freesound.org/people/DianneTriplerUne/sounds/460042/]; Love in the Bar - Jazz Piano by szegvari [https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/583527/];  186bpm beats by QLC [https://freesound.org/people/QLC/sounds/69999/]; Frantic [loop] - for games.by TiagoThanos [https://freesound.org/people/TiagoThanos/sounds/571225/];  Epic trailer action music 2 by humanoide9000 [https://freesound.org/people/humanoide9000/sounds/575930/]; Epic angry boat/Inception Sound effect by funnyman850 [https://freesound.org/people/funnyman850/sounds/194812/]; Monster / Alien Eating by EchoCinematics [https://freesound.org/people/EchoCinematics/sounds/533868/]; Typing on a typewriter with ding at end of each line by evsecrets [https://freesound.org/people/evsecrets/sounds/334458/]; Duck Quack by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/442820/];  A flag flapping in the wind, at the small village of Assem Souk, in the High Atlas (Morocco) by felix.blume [https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/154794/]; Chinese traditional loo by oymaldonado [https://freesound.org/people/oymaldonado/sounds/511004/]; Dharmawave by Kelewin [https://freesound.org/people/Kelewin/sounds/332580/]; gibberish 1 by izzytherobloxgamer09 [https://freesound.org/people/izzytherobloxgamer09/sounds/528984/]; crazy native talk by rhavinga [https://freesound.org/people/rhavinga/sounds/86616/];  screams by deleted_user_5405837 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_5405837/sounds/406504/];  Glorious_buildup_one_by_DSQT by Disquantic [https://freesound.org/people/Disquantic/sounds/577822/]; Mad Scientist lab loopable by ramonmineiro [https://freesound.org/people/ramonmineiro/sounds/384713/];  Chemistry reaction 3 - Big by OGsoundFX [https://freesound.org/people/OGsoundFX/sounds/423005/]; Gas Torch Light by SyntaxSeed [https://freesound.org/people/SyntaxSeed/sounds/244229/];  Scream in pain by NachtmahrTV [https://freesound.org/people/NachtmahrTV/sounds/556706/]; Location Stream 1 jamesrodavidson [https://freesound.org/people/jamesrodavidson/sounds/180732/]; gurgle by eirons [https://freesound.org/people/eirons/sounds/117084/]; Drinking Noises by Alex-Fullam [https://freesound.org/people/Alex-Fullam/sounds/552700/];  Slurping swallowing and ahh by mwhitcomb83 [https://freesound.org/people/mwhitcomb83/sounds/94807/];  acoustic guitar duet by graham_makes [https://freesound.org/people/graham_makes/sounds/449409/];  Get 'em by MadGravityStudio [https://freesound.org/people/MadGravityStudio/sounds/556154/]; Creepy Music Box by Mr_KeybOred [https://freesound.org/people/Mr_KeybOred/sounds/414490/]; Medieval Tavern by quadraslayer [https://freesound.org/people/quadraslayer/sounds/615166/]; Chonology of love by EKVelika [https://freesound.org/people/EKVelika/sounds/553821/]; Country horse race by kbrecordzz [https://freesound.org/people/kbrecordzz/sounds/589156/]; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t [https://freesound.org/people/copyc4t/sounds/146434/]; Big Water Splash by qubodup [https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/442773/]; Piano Jump Scare Stinger by TheSoundFXGuy_YT [https://freesound.org/people/TheSoundFXGuy_YT/sounds/534218/]; jazz piano intro by deleted_user_9271295 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_9271295/sounds/511749/]; Violin Scare by SirBedlam [https://freesound.org/people/SirBedlam/sounds/393824/]; ALLELUIA HALLELUJAH by Angel_Perez_Grandi [https://freesound.org/people/Angel_Perez_Grandi/sounds/98208/]; We Wish You A Merry Christmas by rhodesmas [https://freesound.org/people/rhodesmas/sounds/322275/]; Didgeridoo Monster Roar by Noxdl [https://freesound.org/people/Noxdl/sounds/204912/]; Long male scream 1 by jorickhoofd [https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/180347/]; Boing Box 01 by D.jones [https://freesound.org/people/D.jones/sounds/527779/]; Unsheathed blade by deleted_user_2906614 [https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_2906614/sounds/320521/]; Xylophone for cartoon (13) by sergeeo [https://freesound.org/people/sergeeo/sounds/202589/]; Slide Whistle, Descending, B (H4n) by InspectorJ [https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/410803/]; War sounds by 1stWebArmy [https://freesound.org/people/1stWebArmy/sounds/112478/]; Piano and effects track loop by frankum [https://freesound.org/people/frankum/sounds/317366/]; Spanking by junkfood2121 [https://freesound.org/people/junkfood2121/sounds/204805/]; FEMALE GIGGLE by Ch0cchi [https://freesound.org/people/Ch0cchi/sounds/15288/]; Stop It by pyro13djt [https://freesound.org/people/pyro13djt/sounds/331907/]; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix [https://freesound.org/people/peridactyloptrix/sounds/208893/]; Whip Crack by SciFiSounds [https://freesound.org/people/SciFiSounds/sounds/529925/];   We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:  - Gone Mad – fast paced slightly chaotic music with a crazy feel - Autumntime – slow, sombre piano piece that moves between contentment and melancholy - Back In Toon – fast paced piano driven cartoon music - Female scream, long straight and bright, triumphal 1   All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC.     The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com [http://www.archmagemultimedia.com]   Thanks for listening!!