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The Dating Chronicle - Top 5 Reasons I Swiped LEFT On Your Dating Profile

Starting in 2020 dating turned into the Twilight Zone, thanks to that heifer Rona. If you were having trouble finding a mate before, once COVID19, hit the scene, you might as well forget about it. Many of us turned to online dating, and it’s been a very interesting ride! In this episode I give the top five reasons why I swiped left on your dating profile.

Friendship Cancelled - When Relationships Break up, Who Gets To Keep The Friends

Cancel Culture is a "thing" often associated with a company, brand or even a celebrity. Usually something is found out or someone says something and suddenly like a raging wildfire, word spreads that it or them, needs to be......"cancelled"! Whatever it is needs to not be purchased because of the company is thought of a trash, or the well-known person has said, done or supported something that causes them to be ousted from the "cool kids". But one thing we don't seem to think about when it comes to being cancelled, is - Friendships and Relationships. Especially now with social media, there tends to be a labyrinth of entanglements, if you will, that once a relationship or friendship goes left - lines are drawn in the sand, and all too often, friends are stuck in the middle.  Then it comes down to, who gets who the same as who gets what, in a divorce.  And if you are still cool with them both, it turns into who gets invited to what? Who attends what for fear of one running into the other? Or, the biggest one - who can no longer come sit with us - the cool kids. And then sometimes, friends don't have a choice in the matter because unbeknownst to them, one makes the decision for themselves, to CANCEL you without your even knowing it, or their reason why.

WHORE

Lori’s dating past for years now, especially after the situation with Diddy, it seems that ethanol was poured on the gates of hell when Michael B Jordan decided to make them social media official. A lot of you lost your minds and had so much to say, and yet the glass house you live in, windows are dirty, and your floor is nasty – and some of you even have roaches. Like lots of roaches, with different last names. Sometimes roaches you don’t take care of but keep breeding more. Therefore yes, with today’s segment, toes will be stepped upon, the ego will be shattered, and high horses will be unsaddled. Ladies, I’m warning you now, that you might want to ditch the wine today and instead grab some of the hard stuff right along with the men because you are who I am coming for first.