Doom Generation

Come along with us as Tom Atkins gives us the reach-around this time (because he fuuuuuuuucks). Raoul Ethridge comes to our window to publish lies on Penthouse Forum, cocaine disco parties, unclear familial relations possibly due to inbreeding. Then we move on to nameless clerks up the college, chili dog suck lore and we poke it with a stick, why wouldn't ya? Next we go halfway in with Dick Vickers, drown some turkeys and catch up with professor pussy hound and aggressively balding 40 year old college students and finish it off with 2 scoops of roaches! We're wrapping up Anthology October with bonus sequel material that reminds us to not take our tiddies out at the lake, it's Creepshow! This time on Doom Generation.

Join us on a journey through time and space where a racist does nazi that coming, ledge ledge back to back, a klan meeting with all the fixins, healthy sex for the old folks, a deaddite bunny and TRRRBURRRLERRRRNCE! Tally ho, you young hooligans! For once we use the word "scat" and we're not talking about Mitch but it was FOOKIN' ONE-A YA STEPHENS! We're Quantum Leaping through The Twilight Zone: The Movie this week on Doom Generation.

Anthology October continues with another set of stories that have us wondering if the main nerd could actually get it. Are you a bourbon in the parking lot with Wes kind of folk or a game of billiards with a werewolf sort? Do you like your hair from a can or wriggling in the back of your throat? Do you prefer Luke Skywalker with blue eyes or his brown eye? Cigarette math, the Tom Bosley hair club for men (of which we are presidents somehow) and almost Mark Hamill's butthole. It's John Carpenter's Body Bags, this time on Doom Generation!

It begins! October is here and we're bringing you the first of our anthology series so hop on that terrrbrrrkerrrrr trrrrrrrrk! We join a feline friend on a journey to find Our Girl Drew through a system run by a sadist for love of the game, we're haunted by Anthony Michael Hall and Nicole has questions then we head to Atlantic City 27 floors up where the plants stay watered. Clenched buttholes, penthouse knowledge and that pigeon gets it too! Finally, we head back to the 'burbs to find a very unlikeable mother, grandma dracula or gramacula, Polly's pecker and a troll we would totally adopt and force to live in our dollhouse - it's Cat's Eye, this time on Doom Generation.

This week we're dippin' into some Crystal Waters (lada dee lada daa) and misunderstand the meaning of a choppy sea. Fuck them towels up and learn to spot several red flags such as night belts, morning hose and drinking water from a fountain in that manner. Help us solve the bath math and the mystery as to why no one can ever smell Martin. Get a wicked scah from parkin' the cah with Dr. Kimberly Shaw, we'll just be outchea clam diggin' with our single pea. It's Sleeping with the Enemy, now playing on Doom Generation.