Lunch Meat

Ep 018 - 1,000 Centuries of Tuesday

Gather 'round the campfire, partners, because The Meat Boys are back in the saddle to chew the fat on everything from time loops to tummy troubles in this wild ride of an episode. Brad reckons he's been living the same Tuesday for a thousand centuries, waking up to the same polka dot pants and insults just like in Groundhog Day. The Boys reminisce about the good ol' days of 1941 when a fella could act like a wild monkey in the street, and they debate the Midas touch, with Brad deciding he'd rather turn everything into love, transforming simple beanbags into "love sacks". Things get deep when they theorize that Mr. Krabs and the Bikini Bottom crew represent the Seven Deadly Sins, but the trail gets messy when Brad unleashes his "Hot Shit 5-Minute Diarrhea Take," spinning a yarn about running red lights with a convulsing stomach and accidentally soiling his britches on a walk to fetch a Coke Zero. They wrap up the rodeo by reading mail from folks in Botswana and Portland, debating whether pretzel M&Ms are worth the hunt or if a Reese's is still king of the candy corral. Scribble down your ponderin's and toss 'em in the mailbag for The Meat Boys: Lunchmeatpod@gmail.com

Ep 016 - Shrek 2: Chick Music

Shove over a tad and make room for a feller whose travelin' boots are nearly worn down to the sole cuz it's time for another Lunch Meat!

Ep 015 - Pizza Dorks of New York

Well now, hold your horses and cease all your immediate proceedings! It's time for another sidewindin' adventure with the darndin' Lunch Meat Boys!

A Very Lunch Meat Christmas

Hitch your horses and gather 'round the campfire, folks, 'cause The Meat Boys are back in the saddle for a festive holiday hootenanny that’s wilder than a rattlesnake in a stocking! This week, Chris and Brad are wettin’ their whistles with some questionable energy tonics while debatin’ the merits of every holiday on the calendar, from the lonesome blues of Valentine’s Day to the confusing timing of Thanksgiving dinner. Things get heated quicker than a branding iron when the boys lock horns over the definition of soup versus cereal and the drinking of bone broth, leading to a "Hot Shit" sermon from Brad regarding the philosophy of the morning constitutional. The duo spins a dark and twisted yarn about Santa Claus that ain't for the faint of heart, before trying to harmonize on a Christmas wish that goes completely off the rails. To cap off the night, they open up the mailbag to help a listener deal with a neighbor who’s got a mighty peculiar way of delivering his "package" through the mail slot. So pour yourself some eggnog, sit back, and listen to these two rustlers ramble until the cows come home. Write in your questions to lunchmeatpod@gmail.com

Ep 014 - The Rupee as a Store of Value

Giddy up tenderfoot! We're fixin' to have a new slice uh Lunch Meat!