Most Importantest

Steve Still Hates Canada (feat. @0nTheJ0hn)

The AI was being a dick head this week so we're giving you an organic description from memory!  We talked about all sorts of stuff, like how Judy Hopps can get it, and honestly that's all I can think about right now......  But we also Talked about Politics and Donald Trump. We talked about Sloths dying at some cafe, we definately talked about Scientology being crazy and fun to mess with. Tom Cruise can also get it! oh man, imagine Tom Cruise and Judy Hopps hooking up? Special Guests Haleigh and @ministryofdudes own 0ntheJ0hn visit this week, Steve was there for a while but on the phone, then he left!  Starring Manny and Haleigh Featuring Steve and 0nTheJ0hn Produced by Jared  Follow Manny Muskets: mannymuskets.com Follow Steve Neely: instagram.com/original_neely Follow Jared Winters: instagram.com/jared_and_the_winters

No MamasYe (Feat. Mamaye)

This week, I asked the AI to describe the episode as if it's a fun aunt! So real, I really can't believe: In **Most Importantest Podcast ep37**, Manny, Steve, Jared and Bob jump from filthy riffs and koalas, to **Trump vs. the Pope**, a **New Jersey data center killing the woods**, **Offset getting shot in the butt over $10K**, and even a **chimpanzee civil war in Uganda**. Dark jokes, weird news, Philly/Jersey chaos — perfect background noise while your fun little tía is drinking wine and talking trash. --- Chapters (Very Short) 1. **[00:00:00] Flags, Cops & Horny Koalas**      Play‑fighting about seriousness, fake‑cop shirts, and cursed marsupial “facts.” 2. **[00:04:39] Theme Song & Bob Crashes the Party**      Goofy “most importantest” intro, five‑star begging, and chaotic guest banter. 3. **[00:17:11] Church Bangers & Jersey Woods in Danger**      Choir talk turns into a rant about a Vineland **data center** wrecking forests and butterflies. 4. **[00:34:38] Offset’s $10K Butt Shot & Grandma’s Musket**      Rap beef shooting story plus great‑grandma blasting a robber with rock salt. 5. **[01:01:05–01:05:00] Glow‑Up Haircuts, New Job & Chimp War**      Bob’s haircut identity crisis, Steve’s new industry job, and a **chimpanzee civil war** in Uganda. Starring: Manny & Steve Guest Starring: Mamaye Produced by: Jared Follow Manny Muskets: mannymuskets.com Follow Steve Neely: instagram.com/original_neely Follow Jared Winters: instagram.com/jared_and_the_winters

Doin' Africa Stuff (Feat Haleigh and Sneels)

This week I told the AI to describe the show like an old timey prospector selling his wares to the town, I was there and they were all JUST like this.  Chapter 1 – The Guest Bails & The Mic Heats Up (0:00:00)   Step right up, folks: the **female guest cancels last minute**, “tired from kids” she doesn’t even have, and the crew launches into **teacher life, feminism, and comedy hustle**. If you fancy **podcast banter, stand-up vibes, and guest chaos**, this here’s your opening dose.  Chapter 2 – God, Priests & Cop Vibes in the Big City (0:06:30)   Now don’t be shy, sinners: we get **God-as-everyone**, a **priest guest**, “we’re all gods” talk, plus **cop vibes, lucy-cig runs, and race jokes**. Perfect for seekers of **religious comedy, Catholic guilt riffs, and workplace cop-energy stories**.   Chapter 3 – Blackface, Vito & History Rewritten in Real Time (0:21:00)   Right this way for **Vito in blackface**, Drewski comparisons, and **wild alternate history** where “everyone in history was black.” Add in **white-devil bits and black supremacist lore**, and you’ve got premium **edgy culture-war comedy** in a single swig.   Chapter 4 – Presidents, Protests & Chocolate-Fueled Slavery (0:33:45)   Here’s the strong stuff: **fake first presidents, BLM/protest bits, and Project X confusion, then a hard swerve into **Nestlé, KitKat trucks flipping, cocoa slaves, and baby formula scandals**. Ideal for dark capitalism jokes and Nestlé controversy comedy.   Chapter 5 – Space Poop, Lyme Ticks & Pfizer’s Miracle Cure (0:45:30)   Drink deep of our **NASA toilet horror**, bloody astronaut poops, and then **Pfizer’s Lyme disease vaccine** riding in just as **mysterious boxes of infected ticks** show up in fields. For fans of conspiracy comedy, vaccine riffs, and hiking + tick anxiety, this chapter is your patent medicine.   Chapter 6 – Rap Kidnappings, Birth Control Fails & Philly Mayhem (1:03:30)   Last call, cowpokes: **Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane to escape a contract**, Trump rescue fantasies, insane birth control “strategies,” stroke-count science, Philly bridge stories, toll rage, and delivery robots begging to get kicked. A full-strength blend of **hip-hop folklore, sex jokes, and Northeast chaos** to close the show.   Starring Manny & Steve Guest Starring Haleigh Produced by Jared  Follow Manny Muskets: mannymuskets.com Follow Steve Neely: instagram.com/original_neely Follow Jared Winters: instagram.com/jared_and_the_winters

Reverse Blindside

This week I asked the AI to describe the episode as some nice lady that finds you in a grocery store parking lot, and whoa, it's freaky close to real life:  0:00:00 – “You Boys Started With Magicians and Somehow Ended Up on Presidents” You all began talking about David Copperfield and David Blaine, then before I knew it you’d wandered into Epstein, Houdini getting punched, and those two old men in the White House, Trump and Biden, with everyone arguing about who’s the bigger problem. 0:15:00 – “Then It Turned Into Music, Movies, and All That Young People Noise” After that, you went on about J. Cole and Cam’ron, Kanye’s new album sounding like his old sad one, Celine Dion trying to sing again, and even those silly movies like Pitch Perfect and all the dancing ones you kids love. 0:24:00 – “Now Listen, That Internet Law You Talked About Sounds Serious” Right around here you really got into it about that Section 230 thing, darling—how the websites used to be protected from what people post, and how taking that away might get places like YouTube and Facebook in big trouble, and maybe make life a lot harder for little shows like yours. 0:33:00 – “You Even Got Personal With Church, Work, and Who’s Allowed to Be Funny” Then Steve was talking about trying to get off for Easter church and his boss giving him a hard time, and you all went on about how the politics are swinging back, Democrats being funny again, conservatives getting fussy about jokes, and that Drewski fella everyone argues about online. 0:57:00 – “You Finished With Wild Stories, That Afro Man Mess, and Picking Your ‘Most Importantest’” Near the end you shared those college stories with hair and pockets on fire, poor Afro Man having his money taken by the police, that civil forfeiture business, and then you wrapped it all up by deciding that this whole Section 230 mess is the biggest, most important thing of the week. Follow Manny Muskets: mannymuskets.com Follow Steve Neely: instagram.com/original_neely Follow Jared Winters: instagram.com/jared_and_the_winters

Top Five Most Scariest Creatures (Feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz)

This week I got the AI to describe the show like some sad old guy in brooklyn. I don't know how realistic this one is, but I'm sure our guest might:  Lemme tell ya, kid, on this episode of “Most Importantest” with Manny and Steve, we got old friend Jeremy Kaplowitz on the line talking Philly comedy, Shane Gillis and Lemaire, Jack Harlow’s big rebrand, and all these wild political and celebrity conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton, Epstein, Princess Diana, and Michael Jackson like it’s the evening news. You don’t wanna listen, I get it, but if you care at all about stand-up comics, World of Warcraft housing, Jersey Devil myths, YouTube drama, and tornado warnings in Philly, this is the one you’re gonna wanna click on, capisce? Starring: Manny & Steve Guest Starring : Jeremy Produced by Jared  Follow Manny Muskets: mannymuskets.com Follow Steve Neely: instagram.com/original_neely Follow Jared Winters: instagram.com/jared_and_the_winters