Pour Choices Show

#119 BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time. We start simple enough: Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet? Did the chicken or the egg come first? Do morticians remove braces before burial? Then things get weird fast. Chris asks David which eye is dominant, leading to the realization that apparently your body can just freelance different settings whenever it wants. We also debate what single gene we’d change about ourselves before immediately derailing into dating profile Mad Libs and a logic puzzle involving water buckets that somehow turns into a full IQ test. Then the episode descends beautifully into chaos: • Rugrats trivia that exposes our aging brains • Chris taking a food safety certification test like he’s applying to the FBI • David’s dad accidentally drinking a THC cream soda while babysitting • A “Down By The Bay” trap remix that absolutely should not exist • A horrifying realization that the winner of a global fight tournament would only need 33 wins to become world champion Then we hit the science segment… and humanity starts feeling very small. We talk about: • Sharks that can live for centuries • Lobsters that basically refuse to die • Salamanders that weaponize their own ribs • Ticks that can make you allergic to meat • How we know more about the moon than our own oceans And somehow, despite all that nightmare fuel, we still end up discussing unnecessary Harry Potter lore we’d post if we hijacked JK Rowling’s Twitter account for a day. It’s science, chaos, nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, and the kind of random knowledge that permanently changes the way you look at sharks, oceans, and cream soda. If you like comedy podcasts with bizarre facts, ridiculous conversations, pop culture debates, and enough useless knowledge to ruin family dinners… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A TICK MAKES YOU ALLERGIC TO BACON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  3:48 – WHY AREN’T JETPACKS EVERYWHERE?  7:47 – THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?  8:22 – DO PEOPLE GET BURIED WITH BRACES?  10:20 – EYE DOMINANCE CONFUSION  13:26 – WHAT GENE WOULD YOU CHANGE?  15:39 – DATING PROFILE MAD LIBS  20:36 – THE 5 GALLON / 3 GALLON WATER PROBLEM  25:04 – RUGRATS TRIVIA  31:54 – PROCTORED FOOD SAFETY TEST  39:12 – WOODSTOCK ‘69  50:31 – “DOWN BY THE BAY” TRAP REMIX  53:06 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK  54:41 – ONLY 33 FIGHTS TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION?  56:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:01:09 – ASK REDDIT: SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THAT SOUND FAKE  1:10:25 – ASK REDDIT: JK ROWLING TWITTER LORE  1:17:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:16 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:22:20 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #ScienceFacts #WeirdFacts #AskReddit #HarryPotter #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #Trivia #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #PopCulture #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare. We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked about Nickelodeon history: Why does Gerald from Hey Arnold! wear the number 33? This quickly spirals into dark theories about the show, real or fake episodes, trivia, and the realization that we may have spent way too much time thinking about a football-headed cartoon kid. Then things get existential. We tackle the viral Red vs Blue Button scenario: Press Blue and everyone survives… but only if enough people trust each other. Press Red and you’re guaranteed safety… while potentially dooming everyone else. Naturally, we spend way too long exposing what kind of terrible people we probably are. From there, the episode completely derails: • Spirit Airlines apparently abandoning customers like a side quest NPC • Matching animals to their lifespans and realizing some creatures live WAY too long • Chris trying to determine when people officially stop “growing up” • A horrifyingly catchy Ring Around the Rosie trap remix • David watching Inside Out for the first time and getting emotionally assaulted by a Pixar movie Then we draft the most important household items ever invented in The Junk Drawer Draft, which becomes way more competitive than it should. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about how you’d empty a trillion-dollar bank account in a month and the universally awkward experience of discovering adulthood in real time. It’s childhood nostalgia, moral philosophy, dumb drafts, bizarre trivia, and two grown men overanalyzing cartoons and human behavior like it’s a college thesis. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, conspiracy theories, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from Hey Arnold to existential dread in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PRESSES THE RED BUTTON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  1:47 – WHY DOES GERALD WEAR “33”?  3:05 – WHAT’S BIG, BROWN & MADE OF CONCRETE?  4:34 – THE RED & BLUE BUTTON DILEMMA  10:14 – WHEN DO YOU STOP “GROWING UP”?  15:23 – SPIRIT AIRLINES  17:15 – DARK HEY ARNOLD CONSPIRACY THEORY  23:54 – REAL OR FAKE: HEY ARNOLD EPISODES  27:12 – “HEY ARNOLD” TRIVIA  33:10 – “RING AROUND THE ROSIE” TRAP REMIX 35:46 – MATCH THE ANIMAL TO THE LIFESPAN  40:25 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY  45:28 – THE JUNK DRAWER DRAFT  52:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  56:41 – ASK REDDIT: EMPTYING A TRILLION-DOLLAR BANK ACCOUNT  1:04:48 – ASK REDDIT: FIRST B***JOB EXPERIENCE  1:11:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:11:54 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:13:22 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HeyArnold #ConspiracyTheory #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #ViralPodcast #CartoonTheory #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can literally control ants like a horror movie written by nature itself. We kick things off with everyday questions that somehow spiral into existential confusion: • Why is it called cargo on a ship but a shipment in a car?  • How did the first person who invented a clock even know what time it was?  • If you could automate one part of your life, what are you never doing again? Then things get weird. Chris unlocks deep nostalgia by calling someone a “cheater cheater pumpkin eater,” while also casually admitting he watched an employee cheat on a manager test like that’s normal leadership behavior. Meanwhile, one of his plants is now in a full 3-week quarantine because it’s infested with spider mites… because apparently plants can have lockdowns too. Then we get into the stuff you weren’t ready for: • The real-life cordyceps fungus that turns ants into zombies • Why vinyl records somehow make less sense the more you think about them • A full breakdown of the most venomous animals in the world We also somehow cover: • Wizard of Oz trivia (you’re welcome, Aunt Su) • Guessing movie characters from concept art • Building the perfect athlete using traits from anyone ever And just when it couldn’t get more ridiculous… we tell the story of a man who laughed so hard at a missed NFL field goal that it triggered a seizure… which led to doctors discovering a brain tumor that ended up saving his life. We wrap it up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about universally loved foods people secretly hate and the pettiest breakup lines imaginable. If you like comedy podcasts with wild trivia, bizarre science, ridiculous hypotheticals, conversations that go from zombie ants to vinyl records in five minutes, and two guys confidently explaining things they absolutely should’ve Googled first … you’re in the right place. Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 4:16 – AUTOMATING YOUR LIFE 5:45 – CARGO VS SHIPMENT 6:47 – “CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER” 7:48 – HOW DID WE INVENT TIME? 8:50 – VINYL RECORDS MAKE NO SENSE 12:25 – SPIDER MITES 16:31 – CORDYCEPS 19:56 – SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 22:06 – IS DEXTERITY WEIRD? 25:13 – LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT 28:11 – WIZARD OF OZ TRIVIA 35:47 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART 41:27 – TOY STORY HOT TAKE 46:23 – THE MOST VENOMOUS ANIMALS 51:58 – “FRÈRE JACQUES” TRAP REMIX 54:27 – BUILD THE PERFECT ATHLETE 1:02:43 – LIFESAVING MISSED FIELD GOAL 1:05:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER 1:08:55 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:10:38 – ASK REDDIT: FOODS PEOPLE HATE 1:14:29 – ASK REDDIT: BREAK-UP LINES 1:20:23 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:22:13 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:23:29 – OUTRO  📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t want to know 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who thinks vinyl records make sense Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WeirdFacts #ScienceFacts #AnimalFacts #PopCulture #AnimalTrivia #AskReddit #D Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#116 WALKIN' ON THE SUN

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse. We kick things off with one of the internet’s dumbest debates: what does WiFi actually stand for? (spoiler: nothing… and people are furious about it). From there, Chris gets offered a mystery energy drink flavor that sounds like it was named by a toddler having a stroke, and we spiral into a full breakdown of how many books it takes before your house becomes a library. Then we hit the real philosophical questions: How high do bald people wash their face?  How many books does it take to make a library?  Is anybody even reading this? Naturally, this leads into absolute chaos. We somehow end up singing French children’s songs like we’re in a preschool fever dream, debate Bigfoot vs Smash Mouth fandom timelines, and pivot into yelling farm noises for pigs like that’s normal adult behavior. Then things get aggressively unhinged: • A 0/10 shark movie review that saves you two hours of your life  • A children’s song trap remix that should not exist but, thanks to the host, now does  • Chris getting hammered at a charity golf tournament  • A rapid-fire Name 10 game that exposes how slow our brains actually are  • Blind ranking fictional dogs like it’s a life-or-death decision  • A video game items draft that gets way too competitive We wrap it up with AskReddit questions about forgotten childhood games and the dumb things we’ve all tried “just to see what happens”… which honestly explains most of this podcast. It’s weird internet debates, nostalgia, dumb games, terrible movie takes, and two grown men confidently answering questions no one asked. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, pointless knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from WiFi to summoning pigs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT WIFI 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 2:01 – WHAT DOES WIFI STAND FOR?  5:16 – THE “PINKLE TINKLE WINKLE” ENERGY DRINK 6:43 – WHEN DOES A HOUSE BECOME A LIBRARY?  8:57 – HOW HIGH DO BALD PEOPLE WASH THEIR FACE?  10:22 – ALOUETTE  12:28 – PODCAST NOW ON SPOTIFY VIDEO  16:15 – “THRASH” ON NETFLIX – 0/10   19:22 – PARDON OUR FRENCH   21:09 – I’M A BELIEVER  23:13 – CHOP SUEY  26:51 – “OLD MACDONALD” TRAP REMIX  29:52 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT RECAP  38:47 – NAME 10 GAME 50:16 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK  51:42 – BLIND RANK FICTIONAL DOGS  54:36 – VIDEO GAME ITEMS DRAFT  1:00:52 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:04:06 – ASK REDDIT: FORGOTTEN CHILDHOOD GAMES  1:09:20 – ASK REDDIT: THINGS YOU TRIED JUST TO SEE  1:14:26 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:18:46 – OUTRO  📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve ever Googled something dumb 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who still thinks WiFi stands for something Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #KPOP # BTS #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #WeirdQuestions #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #UselessKnowledge #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #GamingTalk #Nostalgia #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#115 CLICK IT OR TICKET

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the dumbest TikTok challenges you should absolutely not try at home. We kick things off with Chris refinancing his truck… immediately… and somehow getting a refund on GAP insurance, which raises the bigger question: why did he even have it in the first place? From there, we spiral into his terrarium becoming an accidental cultural crossover between a Chinese pagoda and a Japanese samurai… which leads to jokes that probably shouldn’t have been made but were anyway. Then it gets aggressively ridiculous. We ask questions like: • If you handcuff a deaf person, are you taking away their freedom of speech? • What happens if only one conjoined twin commits a crime? • If someone has a heart attack in the electric chair… do they save them? You know… normal conversation. We also get into real-world chaos: • A golf tournament raising money for the Women’s Center of Brevard County • Debating whether Rory McIlroy had an unfair advantage at The Masters • A rookie MLB player getting a massive contract with a name straight out of Hogwarts • A scenario where a pitcher throws a perfect game… and still loses Then things take a turn into pure internet nonsense: David gets gifted what he believes is a high-powered rotating toilet brush (it’s not), and AI somehow creates a “Wheels on the Bus” trap remix that has no business being as good as it is. From there it’s games and chaos: • Guess the Movie from the Sandwich • Guess the Acronym (Chris struggles… badly) • Would You Rather • AskReddit questions about brand loyalty and post-breakup pettiness It’s pop culture, sports debates, dumb hypotheticals, AI nonsense, and two guys saying things out loud that probably should’ve stayed internal. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous questions, real-life stories, and conversations that go from finance to electric. chairs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. Nothing makes sense. But somehow… it works. Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 5:04 – GAP INSURANCE 7:49 – TERRARIUM IDENTITY CRISIS 9:29 – HANDCUFFING A DEAF PERSON 10:26 – CONJOINED SENTENCE 13:03 – IT'S ELECTRIC! 14:09 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT 17:30 – RORY’S ASTERISK 19:50 – KEVIN MCGONIGLE 21:26 – PERFECTLY IMPERFECT 23:23 – DENNIS THE MENACE 25:45 – THE ROTO-WIPE 29:34 – TIKTOK TRENDS 31:10 – WHEELS ON THE BUS TRAP REMIX 35:20 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SANDWICH 40:17 – GUESS THE ACRONYM 47:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 52:46 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 57:31 – ASK REDDIT: BRAND LOYALTY 1:04:40 – ASK REDDIT: POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS 1:10:07 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:12:19 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:14:29 – OUTRO  📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve ever bought something you didn’t need 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who would fall for the Roto-Wipe Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #SportsTalk #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #AIContent #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]