Rolling Stoned

Sketch is back to the grind at USPUSS and today he's working a different route than usual, covering for a coworker that's sick. Everything is going pretty normal besides a bizarre encounter a frisky older couple. They just want Sketch to bring some eviction papers to the neighbor. Piece of cake. But he soon finds out the cake is indeed a lie because the neighbors aren't home. In fact, it looks like they haven't been home for some time. Years maybe. Well, might as well go out back and spark a J, but -KLANG- what is that? Looks like some kind of hatch... attached to a whole bunker... and there's some voices chanting something below... "three squares per... front to back..." Well, might as well open this up... Special guests Desmond Hawkins and Matt Korda. Links: www.twitter.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=a099e-1-1579562494706] www.anchor.fm/RollingStonedPodcast [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anchor.fm%2FRollingStonedPodcast&token=296c0c-1-1579562494706] www.twitter.com/RollingStonedPd [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRollingStonedPd&token=facb3f-1-1579562494706] www.ko-fi.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ko-fi.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=573094-1-1579562494706]

This New Year was pretty uneventful for Ken & Sketch compared to the previous one, but while finishing off a special second generation New Year's blunt, Sketch got to thinking...whatever happened at last year's New Year party at P-Dawgs...and did he still have dank buds...? Using Ken's address book, Sketch is able to find P-Dawg's parent's house, who he's hoping can point him in the direction of some kind buds, but as luck would have it he is living right next door in a shack, and Sketch's old friend T-Bone (Nate Maney) is with him! The old friends immediately swap stories and reminisce about the last time they were all together, the 2003 New Year's party, where P-Dawg's apartment randomly burned down that night and apparently, Ken ran off into the woods. But as the memories come to light, Sketch is less and less sure it was an accident as they piece together their blacked-out search for Ken... Links: www.twitter.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=a099e-1-1579562494706] www.anchor.fm/RollingStonedPodcast [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anchor.fm%2FRollingStonedPodcast&token=296c0c-1-1579562494706] www.twitter.com/RollingStonedPd [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRollingStonedPd&token=facb3f-1-1579562494706] www.ko-fi.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ko-fi.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=573094-1-1579562494706]

It's the Rolling Stoned Christmas special and season finale extravaganza! Twas an average day for Sketch, making deliveries and picking up packages, when along came a package, but human it was. His clothes were all dashing and the deepest of reds. "My name's Mr Krimson," he smiled and said. A briefcase, quite peculiarly, was chained to his wrist. "Oh, that? It's a package of wonder and cheer. Looking upon it, the meaning of Christmas is clear." But hark! Sketch will learn much more than the reason for the season. For to give and give and give is not enough... for Mr Krimson comes with briefcase in cuff... Desmond Hawkins & Sean Cairns' improv company: https://monkeybusinessinstitute.com/ [https://monkeybusinessinstitute.com/] Toaster Boy's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfTHFM5pAfFmqnxeSZ9rYQ [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfTHFM5pAfFmqnxeSZ9rYQ] Links: www.twitter.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=e61a7f-1-1576271682868] www.anchor.fm/RollingStonedPodcast [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anchor.fm%2FRollingStonedPodcast&token=b481d-1-1576271682868] www.twitter.com/RollingStonedPd [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRollingStonedPd&token=71cf78-1-1576271682868] www.ko-fi.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ko-fi.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=183eb2-1-1576271682868]

The interstate revenge spree continues, as Starwoman works her way down the revenge list, and everyone is going to get their hands dirty. After swiftly disposing of Bong-water Man, they are off to enact vengeance on some really bad dudes, definitely the worst kind of people, from dog fighters to the Hollywood elite... and they're all... probably guilty...? Honestly, Ken, Sketch, and Adam are so sleep deprived and emotionally drained that they can't find it in themselves to care. They just want to relax and drink milkshakes... but there will be no rest until they face the most heinous person on Starwoman's list... truly a monster among the Hollywood elite... considered by many to be a badder dude than the devil himself... his name... is Robin Williams... Links: www.twitter.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=e61a7f-1-1576271682868] www.anchor.fm/RollingStonedPodcast [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anchor.fm%2FRollingStonedPodcast&token=b481d-1-1576271682868] www.twitter.com/RollingStonedPd [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twitter.com%2FRollingStonedPd&token=71cf78-1-1576271682868] www.ko-fi.com/RevoloverAudio [https://gate.sc/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ko-fi.com%2FRevoloverAudio&token=183eb2-1-1576271682868]

Ken finally wakes up from his several week coma in the back of the USPUSS truck only to get ambushed by none other than... those Goddamned treehouse kids Timmy and Billy. But they aren't here on their normal shenanigans. In fact, they have found a new master... and her name is... Starwoman. Starwoman, who was last seen leading a caravan of skating ravenous children, is working her way down her revenge list (being an undead revenant, she's requires revenge for sustenance), and her list has brought her to none other than Ken & Sketch. Now... she's willing to cross their names off the list without getting revenge on them, but they're going to have to help with juuuust a few of her other revenges... Join us next week for the exciting conclusion! Other Links: www.twitter.com/RevoloverAudio www.anchor.fm/RollingStonedPodcast www.twitter.com/RollingStonedPd www.ko-fi.com/RevoloverAudio