The Answer’s a Lemon

74: Tuesday is the Best Day, and I Will Brook No Argument

Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.   Questions asked: * What's one of life's small pleasures?             * If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?  * You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah)  * What's your favorite day of the week?                     Send us your weird questions: * lemonanswers@gmail.com [lemonanswers@gmail.com]   Chill with us on social: * Instagram: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.instagram.com/theanswerisalemon/] * TikTok: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.tiktok.com/@theanswerisalemon] * Facebook: @theanswerisalemon * YouTube: @theanswerisalemon * BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: * theanswerisalemon.com [https://theanswerisalemon.com]   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

73: Miracle of Miracles

I can't believe it happened.   Questions asked: * What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback? * You can only play one video game from now on. What is it? * Worst candy that you actually enjoy? * We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?   Send us your weird questions: * lemonanswers@gmail.com [lemonanswers@gmail.com]   Chill with us on social: * Instagram: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.instagram.com/theanswerisalemon/] * TikTok: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.tiktok.com/@theanswerisalemon] * Facebook: @theanswerisalemon * YouTube: @theanswerisalemon * BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: * theanswerisalemon.com [https://theanswerisalemon.com]   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

72: Past Evan Had a Title for This, but I Forgot and Find This Title Funnier

Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?   Questions asked: * The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team? * Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery? * What's your go-to candy color? * What is your sensory picadillo?   Send us your weird questions: * lemonanswers@gmail.com [lemonanswers@gmail.com]   Chill with us on social: * Instagram: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.instagram.com/theanswerisalemon/] * TikTok: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.tiktok.com/@theanswerisalemon] * Facebook: @theanswerisalemon * YouTube: @theanswerisalemon * BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: * theanswerisalemon.com [https://theanswerisalemon.com]   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

71: The Podcast with the Best Ideas (Please, Don't Steal)

This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!   Questions asked: * What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in? * What's your favorite form of public transit? * You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot? * What's the worst game to get really good at?   Send us your weird questions: * lemonanswers@gmail.com [lemonanswers@gmail.com]   Chill with us on social: * Instagram: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.instagram.com/theanswerisalemon/] * TikTok: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.tiktok.com/@theanswerisalemon] * Facebook: @theanswerisalemon * YouTube: @theanswerisalemon * BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: * theanswerisalemon.com [https://theanswerisalemon.com]   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

70: Courage in the Fourth Dimension

Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.   Questions asked: * Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? * Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting? * Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky * If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: * lemonanswers@gmail.com [lemonanswers@gmail.com]   Chill with us on social: * Instagram: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.instagram.com/theanswerisalemon/] * TikTok: @theanswerisalemon [https://www.tiktok.com/@theanswerisalemon] * Facebook: @theanswerisalemon * YouTube: @theanswerisalemon * BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: * theanswerisalemon.com [https://theanswerisalemon.com]   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!