The Ax Files UNLOCKED

Let Birds Say Swears! (The Pretender, 1-9)

You always know it's going to be a good time when you start a Tobias book. By which I mean Tobias is going to have a terrible time! And also possibly a family he didn't know about before? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Hork-Bajir Valley Ranch Dressing, The Flesh Should Be Inside, and A Nice Refreshing Dr. Brown! If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! [usweirdoscast@gmail.com!] Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround! Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

77. Jubba-Jubba Jumpers (The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, 27-Epilogue)

It's time for the final episode of the Hork-Bajir Chronicles, and the close of Aldrea and Dak's story. Also we missed pretty much the entire war for Planet Hork-Bajir? Timeskips, bay-bee! Oh, and Andalites are imperialist dicks, as usual. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Red is the Pain Color, Squatters but with Spikes, and That's a Lotta Goth! If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! [usweirdoscast@gmail.com!] Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround! Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

She's Got Huge...Hordes of Monsters (The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, 18-16)

Aldrea and Dak's adventure reaches a fever pitch, as they discover the Ancient Secret of Planet Hork-Bajir! Also how flawed Andalite naming schemes are, because if they name the planet after it's sentient species, it should really be Planet Hork-Bajir And Also Arn. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Asteroid Physics, That's Not How Planets Work, and Realizing Your GF is a Colonizer! If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! [usweirdoscast@gmail.com!] Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround! Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Prequels are Never Tragic! (The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, 9-17)

So I dunno why this book even needs to be here, things seem pretty much fine and good on Planet Hork-Bajir. The Yeerks barely even know how to do orbital bombardment! Oh, wait, uh oh... Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bear Band Jamboree, Wait, You Can Do Violence?, and Seerow ACTUALLY Didn't Do Anything Wrong! If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! [usweirdoscast@gmail.com!] Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround! Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Seerow Died for our Sins (The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, Prologue-8)

So this is one of the most-remembered books from the Animorphs series, one of the most popular by far and an intense diversion from the main story to show us how the war started in the first place. But all Barafin wants is to play on his computer. Relatable! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about A Treatise on the Variability of Acid Rain, Seerow Did One Tiny Thing A Little Bit Wrong, Men in S.T.E.M.! If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! [usweirdoscast@gmail.com!] Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround! Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.