The Chrissie Swan Show

It’s Bump Day!

Chrissie and Jack prefer calling Wednesday Bump Day (rather than Hump Day as it’s usually referred to) and we’ve got a lot to discuss! Jason Bateman has asked Charli XCX on his podcast whether or not she wants to have kids - Chrissie thinks that there’s no ill intent in asking the question, it’s just a generalisation, but Jack thinks nowadays, the question shouldn’t be asked…What do you think? Plus, our mate Dave Thornton stops by ahead of his new comedy show, More or Less. 00:00 - It's Bump Day! 01:08 - Enter..Mystic Chrissie 05:19 - Jason Bateman asked Charli XCX whether or not she will be having children? 11:46 - Can you ask someone that? 17:32 - Something's not adding up with Megan's Jams 21:28 - Chrissie gives us some music history 23:12 - Chrissie Quizzie...F1 style 25:04 - More or Less Dave Thornton 30:38 - Has Dave Thornton been influenced? 35:33 - YO-STOP, it's Chrissie's Yo-Plait Countdown! 37:06 - Jack's Boyfriend is injured... See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Meghan Markle, Where did ALL that Jam come from?

Netflix staff have revealed that promoting the axing of Meghan Markle’s show, ‘With Love, Meghan’, they’ve found themselves in possession of a LOT of Jam and product that failed to sell, 600,000 units in fact. Plus, Jacob Elordi has had an accident in the shower and Jack is very concerned. See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Will Dave Thornton Keep Up The Stand Up (Paddle boarding)?

Dave Thornton is stepping back on stage for an upcoming Stand Up show, whether he’s written yet or not ;), but we’ve found footage of him stepping up on a stand up Paddle Board and Chrissie’s got a reminder for 12 months to check back in to see if he’s still keeping it up. Plus, he dishes on his most recent experience at Prahan Pool, which Jack has deemed the Victorian home of the Gays. See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: How Many Do You Have On The Roster?

Bebe Rexah revealed that she’s currently got 3 on her ‘roster’ and Chrissie has never heard this term or the idea of having ‘a roster.’ Turns out some of you have a couple on yours and Chrissie had a LOT of questions, like how does it work? Do the other people on the roster know? Plus, Tennis Legend John McEnroe has ‘lost his cool’ with a persistent fan at Melbourne Airport…another cranky celeb!! 00:00 - Chrissie's hit the groove 01:47 - Cheesy Tuesday 03:41 - Bebe Rexah has 3 on the roster... 07:28 - How many do you have on the roster? 13:53 - Are Kim & Lewis Dating? 19:06 - Ahead of time, are you cranky? 20:17 - There's F1 Tickets in the Bumbag 26:34 - John McEnroe is THE Cranky Celeb 30:50 - What's your run in with a cranky celeb? 34:12 - Chrissie's Yo-Plait Countdown 36:12 - There's going to be lots of tears in the Clarkson household See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Are They Dating Or Are They Friends?

Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton have shared a very luxurious weekend away together in the Cotswolds, sparking romance rumours, but after delving into his dating history and the string of failed confirmations, Jack and Chrissie decide these two will remain mates. Plus, Taylor Swift wasn’t at The 2026 Grammy Awards, but she did stop by the afterparty and Jack give us his prediction for her winning possibilities for next year’s awards. See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.