The Snot Rocket Podcast

Episode 134 - Snotty Awards III

It’s award time, Sotties! Year three is coming to a close, and we have awards to dish out. The boys dish out some gifts to each other that we only get to enjoy; you’re welcome. The OG is not taking medals anymore, has never gotten monogrammed golf balls from Goldfish’s ex-wife, and trashes the WAG’s again. Sir Goldfish is confident his marathon is going to go “fucking terribly,” tells Andrew to have another kid, and does minutes of research on the top 5 list. From Chesty Puller, we get to enjoy an unfiltered lager from Sly Fox Brewing’s Slugger. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tQHB5XF9IYKBe5xTE51Bfgp7WaH2-QApdDsrmD2nkCM/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 133 - Goin' Streakin'

The boys are going streaking! In this episode, Sir Goldfish and the OG get philosophical about running addictions and running streaks. Goldfish can’t hit the broad side of a barn on the golf course despite his efforts, scares away a potential Snotty, and is fighting off groupies and strippers in South Carolina. Andrew still likes a prison sex scene in movies, offers golf advice, and mentions Hooters way too much.  Tommy is drinking Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager, and Andrew is sipping a Proven Theory from Benchtop Brewing. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gI2T3U2Hb5AkcP3kG2N4lUF-IAInZVqKKqAiwTAyBk0/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 132 - World Record or Bullshit

In this episode, the boys get into the world record performances from the London marathon, annoyingly talk about what constitutes a world record performance, and the Snot Rocket game show goes to a tie breaker! Andrew dodges a landmine from Goldfish, thinks that if you go to the moon, you can do whatever you want, and asks, “Where do you go from there?” Goldfish eats some nachos, asks what’s to gain out of being an asshole, how much faster is a 2:15:16 marathon compared to a 2:42:30 marathon, and talks about horses. Sir Goldfish smuggles this episode's beer all the way from Delaware! It’s Crooked Hammock’s Sway Hazy IPA. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ezXt0oNrzRsJ3MIr3tGVw63mU5O9jzY1m4UqggpLD_Y/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 131 - Skanks on Sidelines

This episode is a recap of Andrew’s Boston marathon and Golfish’s brother’s shitshow wedding. Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, he shoots his shot with Des, and says, “Skanks on the sidelines.” Goldfish tells the Fountain Inn in Ridgefield, CT, to go fuck themselves, points out the irony in humanity, and tells Snotties how to cheat in a race better. From John, we are enjoying some of the Brother’s Craft Brewing’s Skyline Falls IPA. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZRuR9i87wJngGIPgycQER5iI6aYkbDnmddPvcFBuAVE/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 130 - Coe, Ovett, and Cram

The boys bring back the newly favorite Snotty, the Shit King, all the way from England. David Vasey is back to discuss a topic Andrew thinks is going to suck: Sebastian Coe, Steve Ovett, and Steve Cram. Goldfish attacks his cohost, would like a whole cocker, and invents the word “Pussiitis.” Andrew knows more about the British Parliament than our guest, complains about his prostate, and tries to bring Savanah Guthrie’s mom into the Zoom. David updates Snotties on his training, works without any notes, and proclaims Sporty Spice is the best Spice Girl.  The beverages for this episode are Goldfish sucking on a few New Belgium “VooDoo Rangers”, Andrew slurping on some Sierra Nevada Pale Ales, and the guest of honor, David, is partaking in Wylam Brewery’s “Hickey the Rake.” Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)