Thot Topics

What I did, or what I do? That is the question. Whether tis nobler to know what you are talmbout, or to take arms against a sea of knowing you were hella wrong for what you did... Happy birthday America! Hold on to the feather in your cap and you betta call that thing macaroni because the real patriots have finally arrived. THIS WEEK, Nick undergoes an endurance test, zooming through a list of TikTok phenomena that Cris suspects Nick has never heard of. But that's not all: a discussion on lite beer, boats, the current season of Love Island USA, and oh so much more. We're about to pop these firecrackers-- where the police at!? Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Open a tax-exempt Thot Topics savings account on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].

PARENTS BEWARE! Teens are communicating secret messages via text message through acronyms you may not be aware of. Stay informed! PTB = Pump The Beat. PBP = Period Bitch, Period. PP = Pink Pantheress Thank you for tuning in for a very special Pride Month Thotline! This time, we've accepted questions that made us gay (as in happy) from our cherished audience of homosexuals and women. We breach brand new territory this time: how to deal with freeloaders, how to stay sane with a work from home job, and yes... we take a monogamy question. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Thot Topics merch is restocked now on the webstore! [http://thottopics.bigcartel.com] Get on our party line on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics]-- $5/month gets you a bonus episode every week!

Ladies I gotta be honest this one was a fight to the finish line even off a couple cawktails... but we do it for YOU: the people. Where to even begin? Nothing happened to anyone on the entire planet this week so we decided to do what dreamers do best: look n word. *INWARD. Sorry, INWARD... Anyway, we pose the question that's been weighing heavy on our spirit and even heavier on our breasts: how many drinks do you consider to be a lot of drinks? What's the REAL tea when it comes to managing the party girl lifestyle? But that's not all: graduations, weddings, funerals, buying plane tickets on your laptop. So much is discussed it's impossible to capture the spirit in a measly episode description. You'll just have to find out, won't you fatty? TRY BROTEGE RETINOL SPF MOISTURIZER COURTESY OF THOT TOPICS! VISIT BROTEGE.COM/THOT AND USE PROMO CODE 'THOT' FOR 40% OFF YOUR ORDER. OR, IF YOU'RE A PATRON, BE ONE OF THE FIRST 5 TO COMMENT ON THIS EPISODE 'SO CREAMY' AND WE'LL SEND YOU A 100% OFF + FREE SHIPPING CODE TO TRY IT COMPLETELY FOR FREE! JUST ENTER THE CODE WE DM YOU AT BROTEGE.COM/THOT. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Buy a girl a fuckin' drink first on Patreon. [http://patreon.com/thottopics]

Why it gotta be Black Dandy? HA! Oh... oh, because it's called that? Because it's about black guys who like fashion? Huh... alright. Can I get you another cocktail sir? WELCOME back to the Thot Topics red carpet coverage zone sponsored by E! News. This week, we review the many special outfits at the 2025 Met Gala and uh... we've seen better! Follow along with us with the Vogue list. [https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/met-gala-2025-red-carpet] There's certainly more where that came from though hunny. Take a seat because this is gonna be a rough one... Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Keep Doechii off the carpet in 2026 on Patreon. [http://patreon.com/thottopics]

You've heard of kissing cousins... now get ready for dick-sucking cousins! No one ever said podcasting would be easy-- luckily, we are more than up to the task, even in sweltering fucking HOT 70 degree weather in our beautiful city, baby. Let's get down to business! First, we check in on the inaugural round of the THOT TOPICS MUSIC LEAGUE (Join here! [https://app.musicleague.com/l/a4402fb586be4313be6a8535bd6c1916]), shouting out our favorites and... others.... THEN, we discuss the reveal of the debut FKA Addison Rae album. But gosh darnit, you know that's not all. We discuss Kanye sucking his cousin's PP and writing a song about it, and get into the reveal of the new Drag Race "All" "Stars" cast.... ughhhhhhhhhhhHHHHH Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. You're our sister by birth-- become a patron by choice. [http://patreon.com/thottopics]