Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return

Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips. Together, they spill on spiritual inspiration, brutal heartbreak, and why Saturn Return really is that bitch. Plus, why a Gemini Moon and Sagittarius Rising are always down to clown. 🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this episode, Aliza and Dana dish on Gemini Men (spoiler: it’s nothing good), the hidden magic of predictive techniques, and manifestation rituals designed to actually keep you inspired.  Plus, Aliza reveals the extraordinary astrological transits that suggest Dana may be entering one of the biggest eras of her career. It's funny! It's thoughtful! It's witchy! But, most importantly, it's very hot. So grab a cup and sip the brew; tea is served! 🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (0:00) Welcome Dana Patterson to the Tea Party (2:01) Tarot Pull (3:02) Taurus PSA — It's Time to Wake Up! (4:33) Taurus Sun Qualities (6:49) Fame Signatures in the Birth Chart & Authenticity (9:07) Saturn Return: Heartbreak & Reinvention (15:29) Manifestation, Magic, & Lunar Wisdom (19:22) Mars in Leo, Jupiter in Leo, & Career Predictions (20:50) Rapid Fire Astrology Questions (26:19) Can Astrology Tell the Future? Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 32. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Week of July 20: MAJOR Leo Season DRAMA — BARBAULT'S BASKET; This Has NEVER Happened Before! (Totally NUTS!)

Holy moly, divas. It's happening. Not only is it Leo Season (meow), but one of the most anticipated astrological moments in modern history has officially arrived: Barbault’s Basket. Astrologers have been talking about this rare planetary configuration for more than 70 years, and now—for the first time in recorded history—Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are aligning at 4º in Fire and Air signs. So... what does that actually mean? And should we be excited... or terrified? ‼️ LAST CALL TO JOIN MY RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat ‼️ In this week's Weekly Brew, we explore why astrologers have been anticipating this moment for decades, what these elemental shifts actually mean, and why this is a turning point in history. Plus: Leo Season officially begins! We celebrate the zodiac's boldest sign, and celebrate what this means for your creativity, confidence, visibility, and joy. You won’t want to miss these personalized horoscopes, served for all 12 zodiac signs, along with this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and guidance for navigating one of the most extraordinary astrological weeks we've ever experienced. Whether this Basket brings breakthroughs, revolutions, or just some solid conversations, one thing is certain: the future is now—and honey, the tea is piping hot. ⚠️ LAST CALL TO JOIN MY RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat ⚠️ (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:24:03) Journal Prompt (0:24:19) Tarot Card of the Week (0:28:46) Aries Horoscope (0:32:11) Taurus Horoscope (0:35:45) Gemini Horoscope (0:39:24) Cancer Horoscope (0:42:36) Leo Horoscope (0:46:52) Virgo Horoscope (0:50:28) Libra Horoscope (0:54:38) Scorpio Horoscope (0:57:39) Sagittarius Horoscope (1:00:35) Capricorn Horoscope (1:03:34) Aquarius Horoscope (1:06:01) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 31. This episode was recorded on July 8, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Answering Your Biggest Astrology Questions!

You asked for it… literally! For our very first AstroloTea Q&A, Aliza is tackling some of the biggest, most frequently asked astrology questions from the communiTEA — and honey, nothing is off the table. Should you listen to your Sun, Moon, or Rising horoscope? What's the deal with Black Moon Lilith? Which house system is actually "right?" And what does it really mean if you were born during a retrograde? It's the FAQ, baby! 🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we steep deep into how horoscopes are actually constructed, why every single zodiac sign exists somewhere in your birth chart (even if you don't have planets there), and why astrology works a little differently depending on where you live in the world — including a special shoutout to our Southern Hemisphere divas. Whether you're brand new to astrology or have been studying for years, this episode is packed with practical insights, surprising mythology, and the kind of nuanced spiritual conversations that you would expect from a Tea Party. Pinky’s up! 🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:05:12) Question 1: Horoscopes for my Sun, Moon, or Rising? (00:10:58) Question 2: What if I don't have a sign in my chart? (00:14:04) Question 3: How does astrology apply to the Southern Hemipshere? (00:20:49) Question 4: Whole Sign vs. Placidus? (00:29:57) Question 5: Explain retrograde natal planets? (00:35:39) Question 6: Tell me about Black Moon Lilith? (00:42:47) Question 7: Due dates vs. birth dates? Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 30. This episode was recorded on July 7, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Week of July 13: ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME! UNHINGED New Moon in Cancer and INSANE Energy (LAST CHANCE!)

This is it, friends! Between the New Moon in Cancer — the last before ECLIPSE SEASON — and Barbault Basket’s coming into formation (an alignment that has NEVER happened before, literally), we are TRULY at the end of the line… so you BETTER make it count! No pressure, but after this week, everything changes. This is your LAST CHANCE! 🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this Weekly Brew, Aliza unpacks why the Cancer New Moon is such fertile ground for manifestation, how emotions are the building blocks for reality, and why getting buckwild has such deep spiritual significance. Then, 4 of astrology's most influential outer planets are rapidly moving into one of the rarest planetary configurations in recorded history; a phenomenon astrologers have anticipated for more than 70 years. While the biggest shifts are still unfolding, this week's New Moon offers a rare opportunity to ground yourself, reconnect with your truth, and prepare for an entirely new chapter. Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Tea is served! 🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:12:52) Journal Prompt (0:13:13) Tarot Card of the Week (0:18:08) Aries Horoscope (0:21:41) Taurus Horoscope (0:24:38) Gemini Horoscope (0:27:19) Cancer Horoscope (0:31:01) Leo Horoscope (0:34:44) Virgo Horoscope (0:38:16) Libra Horoscope (0:41:08) Scorpio Horoscope (0:43:37) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:46:51) Capricorn Horoscope (0:49:19) Aquarius Horoscope (0:51:03) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 29. This episode was recorded on July 6, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Your Venus Sign... Why It Matters

Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your Venus sign reveals more than just love and relationships — it’s everything from your values, to your style and aesthetic, to how you can become an abundance magnet. We’re breaking Venus down through all 12 zodiac signs. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week's Tea Party, Aliza dives into one of astrology's most beloved planets: Venus. Your Venus sign illuminates your unique perspective on beauty, money, creativity, pleasure, self-worth, aesthetics, manifestation, and everything you consider valuable. Understanding your Venus sign can completely transform the way you approach romance, abundance, style, and the life you're building for yourself. Together, we explore the mythology of Venus, how this glamorous goddess has a pretty metal origin story, the surprising connection between Venus Retrograde and the many "40 days and 40 nights" allegories — along with many other TANCs along the way. Plus: a complete breakdown of Venus in every zodiac sign. Whether your Venus is a fearless Aries, a luxurious Taurus, a romantic Pisces, or anywhere in between, this episode will help you understand what your soul values most — and how to build a life around what you truly deserve. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:03:28) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:05:18) Who's Venus? Meet the Diva! (00:07:35) Values, Beauty, Self-Worth (00:10:23) Venus as Magnetism (KEY to Manifesting) (00:11:19) Venus Retrogrades (Morning Star & Evening Star) (00:15:45) The Mythology of Venus (The Lore!) (00:19:44) Venus in Your Birth Chart (00:23:39) Venus in Aries (00:27:33) Venus in Taurus (00:31:48) Venus in Gemini (00:35:24) Venus in Cancer (00:40:16) Venus in Leo (00:44:55) Venus in Virgo (00:49:06) Venus in Libra (00:53:48) Venus in Scorpio (00:58:10) Venus in Sagittarius (01:02:04) Venus in Capricorn (01:05:55) Venus in Aquarius (01:09:52) Venus in Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 28. This episode was recorded on June 30, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]