AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Your Venus Sign... Why It Matters

Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your Venus sign reveals more than just love and relationships — it’s everything from your values, to your style and aesthetic, to how you can become an abundance magnet. We’re breaking Venus down through all 12 zodiac signs. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week's Tea Party, Aliza dives into one of astrology's most beloved planets: Venus. Your Venus sign illuminates your unique perspective on beauty, money, creativity, pleasure, self-worth, aesthetics, manifestation, and everything you consider valuable. Understanding your Venus sign can completely transform the way you approach romance, abundance, style, and the life you're building for yourself. Together, we explore the mythology of Venus, how this glamorous goddess has a pretty metal origin story, the surprising connection between Venus Retrograde and the many "40 days and 40 nights" allegories — along with many other TANCs along the way. Plus: a complete breakdown of Venus in every zodiac sign. Whether your Venus is a fearless Aries, a luxurious Taurus, a romantic Pisces, or anywhere in between, this episode will help you understand what your soul values most — and how to build a life around what you truly deserve. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:03:28) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:05:18) Who's Venus? Meet the Diva! (00:07:35) Values, Beauty, Self-Worth (00:10:23) Venus as Magnetism (KEY to Manifesting) (00:11:19) Venus Retrogrades (Morning Star & Evening Star) (00:15:45) The Mythology of Venus (The Lore!) (00:19:44) Venus in Your Birth Chart (00:23:39) Venus in Aries (00:27:33) Venus in Taurus (00:31:48) Venus in Gemini (00:35:24) Venus in Cancer (00:40:16) Venus in Leo (00:44:55) Venus in Virgo (00:49:06) Venus in Libra (00:53:48) Venus in Scorpio (00:58:10) Venus in Sagittarius (01:02:04) Venus in Capricorn (01:05:55) Venus in Aquarius (01:09:52) Venus in Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 28. This episode was recorded on June 30, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Week of July 6: It's GETTING REAL! = CRAZIEST DAYS Ahead! (EMBRACE it ALL!)

The plot is THICKENS. Venus changes signs, Mercury Retrograde reaches a turning point, and Neptune begins activating one of the rarest planetary configurations of our lifetime: July’s highly-anticipated basket aspect. The future is calling... and honey, it’s for you! 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week's Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down why Venus entering Virgo is about so much more than romance—it's about self-worth, priorities, and discernment. We also unpack Mercury's retrograde cazimi… and then... it’s the July of it all. Over the next few weeks, four of the most powerful outer planets will begin forming one of the most talked-about astrological configurations in modern astrology—an alignment many astrologers believe will usher in a completely new era. This week, Neptune is the first planet to assume position, inviting us to question our beliefs, redefine our identity, and imagine a future unlike anything we've experienced before. Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. If you've been feeling like something is shifting beneath the surface, you're not imagining it. The plot is thickening... and the tea has never been hotter. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea (04:46) The Weekly Brew (19:24) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull (23:52) Aries Horoscope (26:33) Taurus Horoscope (29:02) Gemini Horoscope (31:40) Cancer Horoscope (33:49) Leo Horoscope (36:56) Virgo Horoscope (40:34) Libra Horoscope (43:45) Scorpio Horoscope (46:34) Sagittarius Horoscope (49:39) Capricorn Horoscope (52:33) Aquarius Horoscope (55:22) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 27. This episode was recorded on June 24, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Your Jupiter Sign... And Why It Matters

Did you know that YOU have a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside your birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, "one more round" at 3AM — and what it means for you, individually, to embrace this lucky planet. We’re exploring Jupiter in every zodiac sign, including what it means to have a Jupiter Return! Tea is spilled, and you're obviously invited. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we explore Jupiter's epic mythology (yes, the one with Saturn swallowing his children), why Aliza lovingly calls Jupiter "Casino Daddy," how Jupiter has shaped major cultural moments throughout recent history, and what Jupiter's move into Leo means for the year ahead. Plus: a complete breakdown of Jupiter through all 12 zodiac signs, including how your Jupiter placement influences your relationship to opportunity, purpose, creativity, faith, and the occasional tendency to overdo absolutely everything. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (02:34) Who is Jupiter? Meet Casino Daddy! (05:06) Jupiter in the Zeitgeist (07:56) Jupiter in Cancer (2025 - 2026) (08:49) Jupiter in Leo (2026 - 2027) (11:24) Jupiter as Faith, Spirituality, and Hope (13:18) The Mythology of Jupiter (The Lore!) (19:25) Jupiter in Your Birth Chart (20:54) Understanding Jupiter Returns (23:32) Jupiter in Aries (26:15) Jupiter in Taurus (28:28) Jupiter in Gemini (30:44) Jupiter in Cancer (32:50) Jupiter in Leo (35:48) Jupiter in Virgo (38:24) Jupiter in Libra (40:11) Jupiter in Scorpio (42:00) Jupiter in Sagittarius (44:46) Jupiter in Capricorn (47:06) Jupiter in Aquarius (49:50) Jupiter in Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 26. This episode was recorded on June 22, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Week of June 29: NONSTOP CHAOS = Mercury Retrograde! Full Moon! Jupiter in Leo! ...BUCKLE UP!

You’re NOT ready — but your horoscope is! Mercury Retrograde begins, the Full Moon in Capricorn is extra aggro, and Jupiter enters Leo for the first time in 12-years …oh, and by the weekend, Mars collides with Uranus for the first time in Gemini in 84-years (right in time for July 4; the United States' 250th birthday). You’re on a rollercoaster, and this one goes upside down, so make sure you’re strapped in for huge energetic shifts across every aspect of life. Teehee? 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week's Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down what all of these major transits actually mean — and why you don’t need to be panic, BUT you should be prepared. You'll learn why Mercury Retrograde isn't nearly as scary as its reputation suggests, what powerful breakthroughs the Capricorn Full Moon can yield, and why Jupiter's move into Leo marks the beginning of an entirely new 12-month chapter centered on confidence, creativity, and being the baddest diva you can be. Plus: why this weekend's rare Mars-Uranus conjunction could bring sudden breakthroughs, fast-moving news, and life-changing momentum. Aliza has your this journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs — so grab a cup and get to sipping, because tea is served. 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea (04:42) The Weekly Brew (20:46) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull (24:33) Aries Horoscope (27:58) Taurus Horoscope (31:57) Gemini Horoscope (34:51) Cancer Horoscope (38:09) Leo Horoscope (41:12) Virgo Horoscope (45:54) Libra Horoscope (49:19) Scorpio Horoscope (52:20) Sagittarius Horoscope (56:41) Capricorn Horoscope (01:00:20) Aquarius Horoscope (01:03:27) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 25. This episode was recorded on June 12, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]

Grace Helbig: Libra Lessons, Breast Cancer, and Pisces Moon Ghost Stories (Obviously)

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Grace Helbig — YouTube pioneer, comedian, author, host, and Libra icon! Grace joins Aliza at the table to explore tarot cards and karmic stars, unpacking Grace’s multi-decade journey through creativity, loneliness, and healing. Together, they discuss everything from Libra indecisiveness and Virgo perfectionism to psychic sensitivity, ghost encounters, and the complicated art of trusting your intuition. Plus, Grace's Pisces Moon, the dark reality of burnout, and how her breast cancer diagnosis helped her forge a new path forward. 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 How can you turn your pain into art, cultivate community for fellow weirdos on the internet, and truly live your most embodied, authentic life …in front of millions of people? That’s the brew, honey! Aliza also reveals a major astrological transit unfolding in Grace's literally chart right now — one that may signal the beginning of an exciting new era. It's funny! It's vulnerable! It's haunted! But, most importantly, it's very tea. So grab a cup and get to steeping! 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (01:05) Welcome Grace Helbig to the Tea Party (02:01) Tarot Pull (04:39) Libra Sun Energy Explained (07:41) Virgo Venus & Virgo Mars (Pros & Cons) (12:04) Pisces Moon & Understanding Intuition (17:13) Ghost Stories & Paranormal Experiences (25:04) Uranus & Chiron: Loneliness & YouTube Fame (32:36) Grace's Breast Cancer Journey (39:46) Career Predictions & Jupiter Cycles (43:32) Summer 2026 Forecast & Tarot Tea Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 24. This episode was recorded on May 15, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly  [https://www.instagram.com/alizakelly/] Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly  [https://www.tiktok.com/@alizakelly] Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly [https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly] Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod [https://instagram.com/astrolotea.pod] Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ [https://constellation-club.com/]