C.H.I.P.S. Podcast

Episode 43 - Storm Crazy and Pickpocketing Bees

Well I've finally cut episode 43! Everything is coming to an end so shit is crazy hectic lately. But the move and transition is only 3 weeks away, and then hopefully we can get these shows going again. We started the show with that ALS challenge. Which by now I think is pretty obsolete. But man....it was HUGE when we did it. Shows how long ago we did this show. So it's been a crazy news time lately. We talk about all of the rioting going on. Ahhhhh....that takes me back to the LA days! Jess does her news stories, which include National Topless Day. Why isn't every day topless day? OBAMA!!!! We talk about the Napa earthquake, which is a complete tragedy. I mean, I don't really care about the damage to buildings....but all that awesome wine destroyed forever....terrible! Jess talks about pickpocketing bees and tape worms. We talk about the Mexican CEO who changed his company to a 4 day work week, and says it's the best thing ever!  Jess has a huge storm roll through, and you can hear crazy thunder throughout the show. Sounds like Armageddon going off. We touch on the beheadings that are unfortunate going on in the news, and how these barbarians need to be dealt with. And we finish the show discussing a friend Jess and I met, who happens to be a gay pastor. We discuss if we could go to a church where the pastor is gay. This will probably be the last show for a bit. Once the dust settles with everything, we'll be back. But probably will be a little different of a show. As always, thanks to those of you who have listened despite the hiccups we're currently having.

Episode 42 - Man Boobs, Herpes, and Short Legs

We're back.....kinda! And trading out old problems for new ones. Uggghh! So with all the crazyness going on for every member of this show at the moment, there's having to be a little restructuring at the moment so in the interim until I move (42 more days!), we will try but probably will not be able to do a show weekly. We're hoping to have a bi-weekly show until my move is final. Just too hectic of schedules for now. I completely re-did my laptop in hoping to get the audio jump fixed, which it's seemed to have fixed! But now....in this episode being the first one done with a new laptop, the goddam audio just decides to randomly mute us in the middle of a conversation. So I cut all the silence out, problem is you miss the comedy gold! Courtney was on this episode as she was visiting Jess in Florida. If you don't know who she is, she was one of the original 5. And also guest starring was Matt's loud ass washing machine. I'm surprised there's any clothes left after that jet engine in there is done whipping those clothes around! Steve was also back to guest appeared on our show which is always welcome. And debuting was Black God. He's a work in progress. Jess and Courtney talk about their awesome bacon fest that they went on. And I'm really jealous. We talk about the Country Thunder trip we went on. And our "Fucking Diack!" incident along with Troy's trip wire around our camp. Of course of audio starts kicking out right then......so freaking aggravating. Matt talks about his making out with a Great Dane. He needs to stop doing that.....he's losing his lips! Then we talk about the whole Robin Williams thing. Which is very sad. But we more focus on what depression actually is, call it our PSA episode if you will. We made it a quick episode. One because it the girls had to leave for the airport and two, because my fucking audio went out! But we're back....kinda! We did another episode as well that I'll put out next week. Haven't heard it yet....but there better be audio!Matt....stop making out with dogs!Mikey....you too!

Episode 41 - Spider Burned My House Down

I'm ready to throw it all in the river! The sound sucks now that we're relying on Skype. And I'm working on a fix. So apologize that this episode sounds terrible due to technical difficulties. Which is a shame because I finally get my neighbor Scot on as a guest. I also have to preface that us guys were smoking and BBQing all day, so a little buzzed for the show. I begin the show on how Archie, you know....the old innocent Archie and Jugghead comic....dies. And just the fact that he dies is strange to me, but how he dies is even weirder for that type of comic. Jess makes fun of Mike and all his Under Armor clothes. I'm still not convinced on that wicking material. My dogs then of course act up, for pretty much the entire show. They're terrible terrible creatures! I talk about how Maggie caused me to burn my damn hand off. We debate on whether or not crazy is hereditary, and can you pass off your crazyness to your kids. We bring the show down with the shot down Malaysian airline, but with the happy ukulele playing in the background....it doesn't sound so bad! Jess does her news stories, of which includes some lady burning down her house to kill a spider. And I end the show interviewing Scot, who is the lead guitarist of the band None Will Fall. I'm jealous of the rock star life, so I completely have to live vicariously though his stories. It was awesome to finally get him on. Now go buy his shit!http://www.allmusic.com/album/divided-we-stand-mw0001672858

Shootin the Sh!t - Part 12

I have no idea what this one was about!

Episode 40 - Perogies and Tacos

Uugghhh.....how to describe this one. Hmm.  Well.....we made it to the big 4-0!!! We are now an old ass show! And probably our last show for sure. Podcast police will be at our door after this one!! It was hot as balls doing this show since my AC is now broken. The heat must've gotten to our heads. So we start the show with a recording from the nerd radio show that Jess and I called in on. If you don't remember, listen to last week's show. Well, one of the guys on the show got a wrong phone call while being piss drunk, and I play the confrontation. We then try and figure out how we can use the same spoof app to make people randomly call someone. This could be fun! We talk about the first time we did something where we knew THAT was the moment we were going to hell. I have too many moment now that I think of it. We talk about whether or not we've watched porn with a person of the opposite sex. I have not....and I'm still curious of that "process". If you make it this far.....you'll learn about the puppet show. And you'll wish you had not! Mikey Poo tells us his porn watching with a girl fiasco. Then someone calls in with, I believe, the name Phil McCrackin. Lemme just say, weirdest call. AND I had a hard time recovering on with the show after the call. Matt talks about a study that says that having a TV in the bedroom ups the ol' sexy time. Which I totally disagree with. We try to determine how many calories are burned during sex. Then we do a celebratory shot for now being over the hill. And rather than drink it, Jess shoots it out her nose!! And Mike and I play "eat the cherry". Moonshine cherries are a terrible idea by the way. Then a caller calls in and asks whether he should do a girl with Herpes. Then after him, Phil McCrackin is back on! After those crazy callers, we end the show. Can't compete after that. It's been a fun ass 40 shows though. Hopefully the podcast police don't breakdown my door and throw my equipment in the river. If they do, look for the new podcast called Perogies and Tacos Dumb Ass Internet Radio Show. Or PTDAIRS. Not as flowing as CHIPS, but it'll do!Man.....vodka out the nose has GOTTA burn!!