Moral Of The Story

For one full year - one of the bigger Chinese influencers disappears. She doesn’t explain that she’s taking a break. She just vanishes from the internet.   Everyone thought something crazy happened to her… until they forget about her.   But now she’s back with an explosive video. She was gone for a year because she gave birth to the child of a billionaire.   But now… he’s refusing to even help pay for baby formula. This is the messiest pregnant announcement in the China-verse. Of course it involves our best friend - Wang Si Cong (the most infamous nepo baby internet fight starter).

It’s the house of Lulu’s nightmares. This is where she filmed in the last filming of the Chinese “Single’s Inferno.” And now - she’s back for more.       4 hot girls will be invited to stay in a mansion for the weekend. The only catch is they must share rooms with what the producers call the 4 “best” guys in the nation.       The girls are models. The guys are “walking hormone” CEOs.   This is what happens when you force them together into a mansion for the entire weekend and leave them alone.       It’s unhinged.

“I’m pregnant with the Prince of Dubai’s child and I will be moving out of China.”   That is a sentence that has been uttered by at least 15 different Chinese influencers. They are always sitting next to the man, a small prince from Dubai, and explaining in Chinese to their viewers that because they’re moving they will be selling everything during a livestream.   Royal perfume. Royal cooking ware. Royal toilet paper. All used by the Prince of Dubai. But how can every influencer be married to the Prince?   Are there that many Princes?   And how come every hot, young, rich influencer is suddenly taking meetings at the UN headquarters?   This is the world of Chinese influencers - who have lost their minds. We’re living for it.

The four girls are the first ones to arrive in the mansion. This is where they might meet the love of their lives - it’s going to be a big weekend for them. The first dating challenge for the four girls is to fill up an empty box with something that shows off their aura. Afterwards, men will come in and pick the girls based only off the boxes they have prepared.   Jasmine instantly takes off her bra and places it proudly in the box. She says it’s the biggest asset that she has and clearly she knows what she’s talking about. The four men walk in and instantly fight over the bra box.   The entire weekend results in the most chaotic dating show I have ever seen. A banana having the time of its life on camera. A full mental breakdown over a re-coupling and a game that results in one of the men taking home the title of “King of Sperm.”   Welcome to the Chinese version of “Single’s Inferno.”   It is the worst and best thing I have ever watched.

The post starts circulating online - Himeka, one of the most desirable women in Japan was engaged??? She was the top hostess for a few years before retiring and this entire time she had been engaged??   Many fans feel confused and betrayed - but it does get worse.   Her ex-fiance is telling the world that she not only scammed him out of tens of millions of dollars but her entire public persona has been fake.   He shows before pictures from her plastic surgery. All the receipts from the money that he spent on her. The text messages that she was sending him - begging to be married.   He exposes it all. At first, people turn on the most desirable girl in Japan…   But it all backfires when all HIS dirty secrets start coming out.   Which has netizens questioning - which one is worse?   Are they perfect for each other?