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Full Circle

Episode 12 – Full Circle (12/4/97) Summary: In this, the final installment of Destiny Always Rings Twice…Sometimes, our star, Danny, has finally found his calling. Now a star, it’s time for Newt to report to his boss. Can he take Danny back like this, or will Newt’s new-found alliance with Dot be needed? The ending of this episode came as a surprise to everyone – even the writer! Cast: Danny………Hoss Peterson Newt……..David Hardesty Dot Period……..Kerri Hayden Cabbie……..David Settle God……….Dr. Michael Brown Bruce……….Bill Reddicks Narrator……….Hoss Peterson Ads: “Pirffo Sexy Spaghetti” (Kerri Hayden, Hoss Peterson)         “Reverend Braunschweiger” (Hoss Peterson, Dr. Michael Brown) ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

A Date With Destiny

Episode 11 – A Date With Destiny (11/24/97) Summary: After innumerable failures, our heroes are about to give up. Suddenly, a chance encounter with a TV talk show gives them new-found hope. Can daytime talk show television boost our hero to the levels of superstardom? What does Bruce have to say? Cast: Danny………Hoss Peterson Newt………David Hardesty Dot Period………Kerri Hayden Cabbie………David Settle Receptionist………Sara Carter Matthew James……..David Settle Stage Manager………Sara Carter Bruce………Bill Reddicks Security………David Settle Narrator……..Hoss Peterson Ads: “S.S.S.S. – Oxymorons” (Dr. Michael Brown, Hoss Peterson)         “Crazy Bob’s Used Cars” (Bill Reddicks, Hoss Peterson) ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The Election

Episode 10 – The Election (10/21/97) Summary: Now back in the US, the gang decides that running for public office would make the most sense to get someone famous. Can Danny capitalize on his smarts to defeat his opponents, or will some crazy plot twist pop up to ruin the plan? Cast: Danny………Hoss Peterson Newt………David Hardesty Dot Period………Kerri Hayden Debate Moderator……..David Settle Betty Nelson……….Kyle Koskie Bruce………Bill Reddicks Announcer……….David Settle Security……….Kyle Koskie Narrator………Hoss Peterson Ads: “Pirffo Thanksgiving Dinner” (Kerri Hayden, Hoss Peterson)        “Hooked On Dirty Dr. Seuss” (Hoss Peterson, Kyle Koskie) ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The Return

Episode 9 – The Return (9/15/97) Summary: Season Two begins with our heroes stranded in India, with no way to get back home. Dot pulls some strings and gets them back to the States, and Danny has a reunion with his long-lost father (played by my actual father, Herb) Cast: Dot Period………..Kerri Hayden Danny……….Hoss Peterson Newt……….David Hardesty Bartender………Charlie Rounds Cabbie 1……….Charlie Rounds Cabbie 2………Charlie Rounds Dad……….Herb Peterson Bruce……….Bill Reddicks Security……….Scott Allen EMT……….Charlie Rounds Narrator……….Hoss Peterson Ads: “Pirffo Records – Hillbilly Love Songs” (Hoss Peterson, Bill Reddicks)         “Pirffo Job Finders – Mafia” (Hoss Peterson, Charlie Rounds, Scott Allen) ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The Quest

Episode 8 – The Quest (5/2/97) Summary: In this, the final episode of Season One, our team is dealing with their repeated failures. They decide to go on a spirit quest to help refocus their energy. As you might imagine, this trip also meets with failure. It was a good place to pause for summer break… Cast: Danny……….Hoss Peterson Security……….Darrel McKamey Newt……….David Hardesty Dot Period……….Kerri Hayden Stewardess……….Shawna Wakefield Pilot……….Charlie Rounds Bruce………Bill Reddicks Bartender……….Charlie Rounds Narrator………Hoss Peterson Ads: “Psychotic Friends Network” (Darrel McKamey, Shawna Wakefield, Hoss Peterson)        “1001 Breakup Excuses” (Charlie Rounds, Kerri Hayden, John Gabrielsen, Hoss Peterson) ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.