Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!

He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice. The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour. We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later. Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:55 Long Distance Relationships 02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths 05:10 First Ever Jobs 08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story 10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?" 11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened 14:10 Honesty In Relationships 15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned 16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On 17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas 19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy 20:30 The "Shabba" Debate 22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans 23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer. In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears. Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins 02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0 04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" 11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) 17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell 22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches 24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana 27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory 33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson 40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" 41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!) To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age. Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no. We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession 03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument 05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster 08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No? 10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story 12:30 AMA Questions Begin 13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests 15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names 17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster 20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes 22:15 More AMA Questions 24:45 Final Thoughts 26:19 End To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met. The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries. We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession 02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter 08:35 Being Judged By Strangers 10:41 Wine Service 16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate 18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting? 20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls 23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories 24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do 26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab 28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice 30:31 New Mum Left By Partner 33:14 World Cup Excitement 35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America? To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do. The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role. If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit] 00:00 Introduction 01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge 04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate 07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI 08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy 11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At? 15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions 20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick 22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat 24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations 26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ [https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ [https://thetherapycrouch.com/] For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch [https://twitter.com/petercrouch] For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy [https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy] Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.