The Therapy Crouch

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits. Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle. With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch. 00:00 – Intro 00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks. 00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems. 00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions. 00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group. 00:12:10 – The great British heating debate. 00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama. 00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster. 00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers. 00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong. 00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made. 00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve. With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits. Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled. Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments! 00:00 – Intro 00:34 – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host 01:34 – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills 05:03 – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores & avoiding family 09:33 – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery 12:17 – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment 15:09 – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home 17:17 – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia? 23:01 – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni 27:01 – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party 31:08 – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth 33:18 – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time? Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong. There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos. 00:00 – Intro 00:25 – We’re playing a little game today… 00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries 04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track) 10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando 10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos 13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath 15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones? 19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails 19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail? 26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion? 30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex? 31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to cope Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season. From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life. They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting. With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all. 00:02:00 – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school 00:03:10 – Media headlines about Abbey & Peter’s “marriage troubles” 00:06:30 – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers 00:10:20 – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama 00:15:30 – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories 00:21:00 – Peter’s new catchphrase: “That’s just what I do” 00:23:00 – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage 00:28:30 – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession 00:32:00 – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs 00:40:00 – Playground politics and parents falling out 00:44:00 – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families 00:51:00 – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years younger Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits. Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives his no-nonsense take on love, regret, and why the honeymoon butterflies don’t last forever. There’s also chat about their trip to see Oasis in Dublin, parenting two kids under two, and even a heated debate on Adidas vs Salomon. Expect hilarious tangents, unfiltered honesty, and surprisingly wise advice from the couple who prove that love, laughter and the odd eye-roll go hand in hand. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below! 00:00 – Intro 00:27 – Abbey & Peter on Oasis in Dublin with Sophia 04:47 – A retired athlete writes in about heartbreak and loneliness 09:35 – Where to eat and party in Liverpool 12:28 – A listener asks: do we love people or who we become with them? 15:48 – Why humour and honesty keep Abbey & Peter’s love strong 20:05 – The great debate: kids on iPads at football matches 25:16 – A listener faces a massive career change after 27 years 28:00 – From investment banking to OnlyFans… 28:17 – Abbey’s five-hour hair disaster and recovery journey 31:11 – Parenting chaos: coping with two kids under two 34:52 – Adidas vs Salomon Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.