Blasphemass Debate

Motion 1: God is mad at us. Motion 2: Child birth doesn’t even hurt that bad. Motion 3: If your homie's getting severely jumped in an unwinnable situation, you take the certain beat down with him rather than fleeing.

Motion 1: Prophylactics are more effective than “the withdrawal method”. Motion 2: Judas (of Jerusalem) was more of a coward than Scar (of The Lion King). Motion 3: The Amish cannot be trusted.

Motion 1: We shouldn’t have dropped the atomic bombs on Japan. Motion 2: It isn’t ever okay to engage in any kind of relations with your homie's mom. Motion 3: We SHOULD NOT remix the national anthem.

Motion 1: There should be a WHM. Motion 2: God is American. Motion 3: After obtaining your girlfriend, you should continue to take care of your body / health.

Motion 1: All mall Santas have a secret agenda. Motion 2: Sports fans should be able to say whatever they want to players with no repercussions. Motion 3: Student-teacher relationships are never okay!