Chubby Behemoth

SPONSOR: MUD WTR - Support the show and get 43% off your MUD WTR order, plus free shipping and a rechargeable frother with code CHUBBY at https://www.mudwtr.com [https://www.mudwtr.com]   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth]   This week Sam opens with a new song. Nathan self medicated in the worst way, had non-consensual chili, and has never been constipated . Sam is stoked about Ooze-A-Palooza, is sure the new google chip will butt fuck him, and admits Pissed Jeans made him want a motorcycle. His chombos were heavy. You can taste the grapes in the soil.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com [mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com]

SPONSOR: Hims - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY [https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY]   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth]   This week Sam’s third mic and Nathan is the Tasmanian Devil. Sam considers the power of fat-guy plate envy, thought Powerade was a good move, and comes up with a fun new way to play horseshoes. Nathan is a colorblock jam man now, watched a 3 go off the rails, and is a proud girl dad. Turns out this thing goes all the way to the top. Put that in a bottle and call it Dr. Pepper.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com [mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com]

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth]   This week Nathan has his outfit planned in Des Moines. Sam has been furious all day, saw Nathan go into heroic Lund mode, and sees himself with a shaved head wearing giant sunglasses. Nathan thought he was going in the right direction, was giving the coney to a gal in a trailer, and has thought about learning bass and taking it on the road. They called it macaroni. There’s trampolines on the court.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com [mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com]

SPONSOR: Support the show and get 10% off your 1st TUSHY bidet order. Use code CHUBBY at https://www.hellotushy.com/chubby [https://www.hellotushy.com/chubby]   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth]   This week Sam and Becker are reporting late. Sam proposes that Becker bite Nathan on the neck to infect him, sabotaged his own slime for a child’s joy, and decides he has to lose weight OR ELSE. Becker tries to figure out when and who put the hex on him, updates Sam on Lund’s vision for church life, and comes up with a sandwich lie to motivate a friend. He doesn’t eat anymore, he feeds. Undercooked chicken out of a trash can. Pouch Diet?   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com [mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com]

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth]   This week Sam is joined by Sophie in Japan! Sam tried raw chicken and onions, reunited with an old friend over there, and fell off the wagon. Sophie busts Sam trying to elicit a giggle from Dud-man, reveals herself as the true puppet master, and brushed Sam’s teeth for him. Next thing I know there’s a tarantula of shots. The markers in Japan are “exceptional”. Chili Peppers out of a hot pot, squid, scallops, wet shrimp, there was slugs in it, and then a bunch of booze. An old bent man shoved Sam.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com [mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com]