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Ctrl Alt Critique

Podcast by Bailey, Ad and Amber

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Prepare yourselves, darling Critters, for you are about to dive headfirst into the pop-culture void! Join Amber, Ad and Bailey for their signature blend of chaos and critique, as they confront the media living rent free in their jumbled minds. With each episode, the trio rustles up fiery analysis, a torrent of deep-dive production facts, a round of movie-themed question mayhem, plus the final verdict on their likes and dislikes. Yearning for a dose of insanity laced with genuine analysis and heartfelt self-reflection? If so, you've found your show. This is Ctrl Alt Critique.

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jakson The Running Man (1987) kansikuva

The Running Man (1987)

It is time to sign your contracts and perform your pre-cardio stretches, for this week, we are sending Paul Michael Glaser's 1987 dystopian Arnie romp, The Running Man, straight into the game zone! Join the trio as they battle for the highest of ratings, talking all things production facts, analysis, and hypotheticals. Ad shares his fool proof plan for fleeing the law, counting on the growth of some hefty facial  hair and conspiracy theorist  method acting to ensure he evades capture. Bailey, meanwhile, is ready for prime time , sharing his daydreams of becoming a Thor-like gladiator; swinging an oversized hammer that would give even Captain Freedom a run for his money. Amber is up to her usual disgusting nonsense, channelling her inner Killian to brainstorm a game show involving traumatic dating experiences and unsavoury bodily functions. Would somebody get in touch with her therapist already! Desperate to indulge in more satire-laden madness? Then memorise your access codes and send an uplink signal to our Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/ctrlaltcritique/?igsh=NTZidHMxd21lYmVp] Network, Discord [https://discord.com/invite/KyksYNTQFQ] Underground and TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@controlaltcritique?_t=ZG-8twKmVi6kBF&_r=1] Games Arena, where the broadcasting never ends! Music used in this episode: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REaH5dWNINM] ⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4ex28rjYDk&list=PLq4r2IOXma9DSwR-JOVaCm3uqYrqwhV1x&index=3] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIsHPBaOEa8&list=PLfmqLhN9GsBcv7VXxGyUAA927AnAOfbNc] “⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsSO9-lc20]

17. helmi 2026 - 1 h 36 min
jakson Star Wars: A New Hope (1977) kansikuva

Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)

Dust down your power converters and wave farewell to that glistening binary sunset, because the Ctrl Alt Critique crew are making the jump to lightspeed! To fire up the new year, the trio are duelling with George Lucas’s 1977 cinematic behemoth, Star Wars: A New Hope. Join Bailey, as he engineers a fool proof architectural fix for the Death Star’s exposed thermal exhaust; miraculously achieving in minutes what took Disney an entire prequel movie to explain. Ad, meanwhile, is channelling his inner intergalactic designer, pitching swanky new lightsaber concepts that are as handy for excavating gardens as they are at dismembering Sith Lords. Speaking of saber modifications, Amber has discovered a dozen or so ways to turn the Jedi’s elegant weapon into a DIY masterpiece, proving that Kyber crystal diversity is the answer to resorting peace within a hostile galaxy. Tired of being a nerf herder stuck in a bar full of scum and villainy? Then why not pal up with a lovable rogue and set a course for Ctrl Alt Critique’s social nebula. Together we can navigate the shifting dunes of Tatooine’s TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@controlaltcritique?_t=ZG-8twKmVi6kBF&_r=1], wade through the murky swamplands of Dagobah’s Discord [https://discord.com/invite/KyksYNTQFQ], and fend off any Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/ctrlaltcritique/?igsh=NTZidHMxd21lYmVp] Imperials looking to torch your beloved moisture farms! Music used in this episode: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REaH5dWNINM] ⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4ex28rjYDk&list=PLq4r2IOXma9DSwR-JOVaCm3uqYrqwhV1x&index=3] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIsHPBaOEa8&list=PLfmqLhN9GsBcv7VXxGyUAA927AnAOfbNc] “⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsSO9-lc20]

19. tammi 2026 - 1 h 24 min
jakson Christmas Waffle 2025 kansikuva

Christmas Waffle 2025

Instead of the usual attempted dissection of a blockbuster, this week the trio are digging into a stocking full of listener questions. It’s a barmy festive special where innocent inquiries spiral into sheer madness. Join Ad, as he educates the room on the concept of "deuteragonist"; a term Amber is convinced is entirely made up until she’s proven hilariously wrong. Bailey, meanwhile, vents his frustration with heroes who are oblivious to scheming side-characters, while championing those who transition from push-arounds to unstoppable beasts. Amber, on the other hand, presents her strict criteria for what defines "festive cinema," with an actual presentation at hand. We also learn of her earliest special interest; one that's less concerned with celluloid and more to do with hydraulic brushes often found at your local carwash. Feeling the holiday spirit? Then grab your baubles and jingle on over to our Discord [https://discord.com/invite/KyksYNTQFQ] grotto, TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@controlaltcritique?_t=ZG-8twKmVi6kBF&_r=1] workshop, and Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/ctrlaltcritique/?igsh=NTZidHMxd21lYmVp] wonderland. Music used in this episode: “⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsSO9-lc20]

20. joulu 2025 - 1 h 43 min
jakson After Earth (2013) kansikuva

After Earth (2013)

Fasten your seatbelts and ground yourselves, dear Critters, for we are about to embark on quite the crash landing. That's right, we are engaging our distress beacons and plummeting straight toward Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan’s planet-sized catastrophe, After Earth. Do you despise this movie? In which case, you have found your sanctuary. We're serving up a healthy balance of unfiltered hate and outright absurdity that will leave you feeling more satisfied than an Ursa at an empath convention. Join Amber as she attempts to 'ghost' her own cravings, contemplating whether a static-laden Life Suit is the ultimate solution to her current dietary quarrels. Ad, meanwhile, keeps his pyrotechnic skullduggery to a minimum this week. Instead, he dreams up a new service that is as erotic as it is lucrative. Bailey, on the other hand, has visions of a Life Suit modification that might be a social miracle for the gang, even if it risks rendering one of Ad's special abilities well and truly redundant. Survived the fateful landing? Then race through the Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/ctrlaltcritique/?igsh=NTZidHMxd21lYmVp] jungle, climb the TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@controlaltcritique?_t=ZG-8twKmVi6kBF&_r=1] volcano, and hit that emergency beacon to signal rescue from the Discord [https://discord.com/invite/KyksYNTQFQ] dropship, where you'll be well and truly safe from Big Willie's weekend madness. Music used in this episode: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REaH5dWNINM] ⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4ex28rjYDk&list=PLq4r2IOXma9DSwR-JOVaCm3uqYrqwhV1x&index=3] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIsHPBaOEa8&list=PLfmqLhN9GsBcv7VXxGyUAA927AnAOfbNc] “⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsSO9-lc20]

14. joulu 2025 - 1 h 33 min
jakson Batteries Not Included (1987) kansikuva

Batteries Not Included (1987)

Prepare yourself, gorgeous Critters, for this week the Ctrl Alt Critique crew are resisting eviction and plugging themselves into Matthew Robbins' 1987 sci-fi fantasy, Batteries Not Included. Join the trio for some high-voltage absurdity. Bailey reveals his twisted blueprint on how to deter Mr Lacey's contractors, pitching a disturbing method of getting the adorable 'Fix-its' to execute some unwitting surgery on their victims. Ad, meanwhile, maps out his own defence plan, drafting up a concept for an R-rated Home Alone scenario designed to give Lacey's thugs a truly visceral reception. Amber somehow manages to short-circuit her dating fantasies, managing to turn a heart warming romance into a personal nightmare of rejection and eternal loneliness. Enjoying your time in the Ctrl Alt Critique work shed? Then assemble your parts and swoosh on over to our ⁠Discord⁠ [https://discord.com/invite/KyksYNTQFQ]⁠Demolition Site, ⁠TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@controlaltcritique?_t=ZG-8twKmVi6kBF&_r=1]⁠Toolbox, and ⁠Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/ctrlaltcritique/?igsh=NTZidHMxd21lYmVp]Roof Hut. Music used in this episode: “30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REaH5dWNINM] ⁠⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4ex28rjYDk&list=PLq4r2IOXma9DSwR-JOVaCm3uqYrqwhV1x&index=3] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIsHPBaOEa8&list=PLfmqLhN9GsBcv7VXxGyUAA927AnAOfbNc] ⁠⁠“Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsSO9-lc20]

17. marras 2025 - 1 h 30 min
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