Five-a-side

Who Knows Ball: Assist me if you can!

Manchester United finally got their hands on a trophy this season… unfortunately it’s the all-time assist leaders list. 😭 Who really knows ball better? Temi puts Chidalu and Ak through a brutal Premier League assists challenge — naming players from the ALL-TIME EPL assist leaders list until somebody folds. From safe picks like Giggs and KDB to outrageous misses, panic answers, and the shocking Özil debate, this one gets heated FAST. Plus, someone’s walking away with free Chick-fil-A… and someone’s walking away ashamed. 😂 Did they cook or embarrass themselves? Watch till the end and play along in the comments. Timestamps 0:00 – Intro & rules explained 0:42 – The EPL assists challenge begins 1:15 – Giggs, Fabregas & Henry start strong 2:00 – Jesus FAILS immediately 😭 2:35 – Van Persie miss shocks everyone 2:55 – The Mesut Özil controversy 3:30 – Gareth Barry sneaks onto the list 4:00 – Drogba & Gerrard enter the chat 4:45 – James Milner top 10 revelation 5:10 – Dennis Bergkamp saves Arsenal fans 5:45 – Ashley Cole confusion causes chaos 6:25 – Roy Keane disasterclass 6:55 – David Silva & Scholes restore order 7:35 – Raheem Sterling surprise appearance 8:10 – Pressure starts hitting HARD 9:00 – Mo Salah almost forgotten 😭 9:45 – Bruno Fernandes sneaks into top 20 10:20 – Winner crowned + Chick-fil-A trophy 10:50 – Outro, donations & absolute nonsense

Light It Up! Arsenal Finally Beat the "Next Season FC" Allegations 🔥🏆

Arsenal are Premier League champions — and the Five Aside boys are losing their minds. From emotional fan confessions to Declan Rice propaganda, Arteta debates, Pep Guardiola legacy talk, and Xabi Alonso confirmed at Chelsea, this episode is pure football chaos. We also get into João Pedro's Brazil snub, Salah's Liverpool legacy, Mourinho to Real Madrid, and whether Arsenal are about to build a dynasty… or if this is just a one-hit wonder. Banter levels? Through the roof. Timestamps 00:00 - Haircut bets, forgiveness & Arsenal finally deliver 02:15 - Arsenal crowned Premier League champions 05:00 - "Netflix FC" no more: emotional Arsenal reactions 06:50 - The moment Arsenal fans knew the title was real 10:25 - Biggest games of Arsenal's season 14:00 - Arteta debate: genius coach or attacking fraud? 16:20 - The Aston Villa & Man City performances that changed everything 20:00 - Arsenal's spine: Rice, Gabriel, Saliba & Saka 23:30 - Odegaard captaincy arguments get HEATED 30:00 - Declan Rice appreciation session 32:50 - Pep Guardiola potentially leaving Man City 34:10 - Is Arteta the new sheriff in town? 35:15 - Arsenal transfer needs for a title dynasty 38:50 - João Pedro left out of Brazil squad discussion 44:40 - Xabi Alonso confirmed as Chelsea manager reaction 48:30 - Can Chelsea finally trust a manager long-term? 55:00 - Salah, Griezmann & Lewandowski legacy debate 58:40 - Liverpool fans, Trent drama & football loyalty talk 01:00:30 - Who is Liverpool's next legend after Salah? 01:06:50 - Mourinho to Real Madrid — good idea or disaster? 01:13:00 - Will Arsenal defend the title? Final takes

Straight Outta the Pub: Reece PTO James & the FA Cup Funeral 🍺🏆

The FA Cup watch party descended into absolute chaos as City fans celebrated another trophy and Chelsea fans held a full-on therapy session. From “Reece PTO James” jokes to Petr Čech cosplay slander, this episode has everything: brutal banter, player-of-the-season debates, treble talk, and one very emotional Chelsea fan trying to survive another disappointing final. Plus: City fans arguing Bernardo vs Cherki, Arsenal catching random strays, and pub chants that definitely shouldn’t be sung around children. Pure football pub culture. Timestamps 00:00 – “Reece PTO James” enters the chat 01:00 – City fans celebrate FA Cup glory 02:05 – “That match was a snoozefest” 02:45 – Semenyo praise & Doku debates 03:20 – Bernardo Silva Player of the Season shouts 04:00 – “When did you become a City fan?” interrogation 05:45 – Chelsea fan therapy session begins 06:30 – Joao Pedro, Delap & Reece James frustrations 07:50 – Chelsea’s season officially cooked 08:10 – Reece James & Enzo Fernandez analysis 09:15 – Javi Alonso to Chelsea rumors 10:05 – Chelsea transfer clearout wishlist 11:05 – Declan Rice league Player of the Season shout 12:00 – Why Enzo still has Chelsea DNA 13:00 – “Most finals are just boring” 14:00 – Chelsea board gets blamed for everything 15:00 – “This loss is on the board, not the fans” 16:00 – Petr Čech gimmick keeper slander 17:00 – Can City still win the league? 18:00 – Cherki hype reaches dangerous levels 19:10 – Proper pub chants & football culture 20:00 – Longtime City fan shares his origin story 21:00 – The season turnaround after Christmas 22:00 – Bernardo Silva Arsenal-hater appreciation 23:00 – Bruno Fernandes Player of the Season debate 24:00 – Comparing this City team to the treble winners 25:00 – Women’s Super League talk & Leicester catching strays

Barcelona Won La Liga… Madrid Chose Violence 😭

The lads are BACK and absolutely flying. We break down Chelsea’s FA Cup hopes vs Pep’s machine, Barcelona clinching La Liga while Madrid descend into pure chaos, and the growing Rashford-to-Barca agenda. Plus: Mourinho to Madrid rumors, Arsenal UCL dreams, Spurs & West Ham in a relegation scrap nobody expected, and why Barça might still not be ready for Europe. Pure football banter from start to finish. Timestamps 00:00 – Intro & today’s football chaos 01:20 – Chelsea vs Man City FA Cup final preview 05:20 – Pep overthinking & Chelsea’s chances 09:00 – Arsenal UCL hopes vs PSG debate 16:40 – Barcelona crowned La Liga champions 18:50 – Has Hansi Flick overachieved with this Barça squad? 22:00 – Is La Liga weak or are Barcelona elite? 29:20 – Rashford to Barcelona talks heat up 31:20 – Could Rashford end up at Arsenal? 35:00 – Arsenal title race & Champions League pressure 41:00 – VAR, grappling & set-piece controversies 43:50 – Arsenal injuries & Kvaratskhelia fears 46:10 – Arsenal vs PSG final confidence levels 46:50 – Crystal Palace vs Man City reactions 48:00 – Savinho, Grealish & City squad depth 56:50 – Florentino Perez press conference madness 01:00:00 – Mourinho to Madrid rumors discussed 01:07:00 – Why Mourinho could actually work at Madrid 01:13:30 – Spurs vs West Ham relegation embarrassment 01:18:30 – Future of Barça vs Mourinho’s Madrid in 3 years 01:24:00 – Why Barcelona still might struggle in Europe 01:26:00 – Mourinho’s legacy & Manchester United debate 01:30:30 – Outro

Who Knows Ball? Relegation Scrap Survival Mode 🥶⚽

The Five Aside boys enter the football knowledge trenches with the ultimate Premier League relegation game. From Ipswich and Sunderland to Nottingham Forest and QPR, it turns into pure chaos as heads start spinning, answers get repeated, and “I already said that!” becomes the phrase of the episode 😭 There’s pressure, shameless cheating allegations, vintage Premier League nostalgia, and one of the scrappiest title races you’ll ever witness. If you know your Barclays heritage, this one is for you. Who actually knows ball? 👀 Transcript source: Timestamps 0:00 – Intro to the Relegation Game 1:05 – Rules explained: 39 relegated Premier League clubs 2:00 – Fast start: Ipswich, Wigan, Middlesbrough & more 3:45 – Sunderland, Blackburn & West Ham enter the chat 4:30 – Chaos begins over repeated answers 😭 5:20 – Hull City, Crystal Palace & Wolves confusion 6:40 – Brentford guess gets instantly packed up 7:35 – Burnley controversy 👀 8:30 – Sheffield derby knowledge battle 9:10 – “Man City got relegated?!” shock moment 10:00 – Timer pressure starts frying brains 11:00 – Bournemouth clutch answer 12:00 – Everton debate sparks confusion 13:20 – Arsenal title-race analogy during the game 😂 14:45 – Aston Villa & QPR save the day 16:00 – Lincoln and York City desperation era 17:10 – Oldham Athletic deep-cut pull 🤯 18:30 – Final scramble for forgotten clubs 19:10 – Nottingham Forest & Norwich somehow forgotten 20:00 – Full answers revealed + outro banter