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God-Level Knowledge Darts: Life Lessons from the Bronx by Mero, Desus

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/410955 [https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/410955] to listen full audiobooks. Title: God-Level Knowledge Darts: Life Lessons from the Bronx Author: Mero, Desus Narrator: Mero, Desus Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 55 minutes Release date: September 22, 2020 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 19 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 3 Genres: Comedy, Satire & Parody Publisher's Summary: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Desus & Mero are smarter and funnier than everyone writing books.”—Shea Serrano “I will never write anything as hilarious as they have. I give up.”—Malcolm Gladwell “These motherf***ers make me laugh until I choke.”—Jia Tolentino   NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY NPR A wild, hilarious guide to life from the hosts of the hit late-night show Desus & Mero and the Bodega Boys podcast Who could have predicted that, after a fateful meeting in a Bronx summer school in the 1990s, Desus & Mero would turn their friendship into an empire of talking to each other. And it’s no surprise—tuning in to them is like listening to the funniest, smartest people you know dissect a topic and then light it on fire. Now they’ve written the most essential guide to life of this century*, in which all the important questions are asked: How do I talk to my kids about drugs if I do them, too? What are the ethics of ghosting in a relationship? How do I bet on sports? How should I behave in jail? How much is too much to spend on sneakers? Is porn really that bad for me?   As they put it: “We want to share all we’ve learned, after years in the Bronx streets, with you: the people. So with a lifetime spent building up a plethora of information from trials and tribulations and a handful of misdemeanors, we decided to write this book—a sequel to the Bible, or maybe to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,depending on how big a nerd you are. Let this book be your North Star.”   *NO REFUNDS

The Standardization of Demoralization Procedures by Jennifer Hofmann

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/411687 [https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/411687] to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Standardization of Demoralization Procedures Author: Jennifer Hofmann Narrator: Michael Fenner Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 23 minutes Release date: August 11, 2020 Genres: Comedy, Satire & Parody Publisher's Summary: In a world of spycraft, betrayals, and reversals, a Stasi officer is unraveled by the cruel system he served and by the revelation of a decades-old secret, in this “story that John le Carré might have written for The Twilight Zone” (Washington Post). A BuzzFeed Best Book of 2020 On November 9, 1989, Bernd Zeiger, a Stasi officer in the twilight of his career, is deteriorating from a mysterious illness. Alarmed by the disappearance of Lara, a young waitress at his regular café with whom he is obsessed, he chases a series of clues throughout Berlin. The details of Lara’s vanishing trigger flashbacks to his entanglement with Johannes Held, a physicist who, twenty-five years earlier, infiltrated an American research institute dedicated to weaponizing the paranormal. Now, on the day the Berlin Wall falls and Zeiger’s mind begins to crumble, his past transgressions have come back to haunt him. Who is the real Lara, what happened to her, and what is her connection to these events? As the surveiller becomes the surveilled, the mystery is both solved and deepened, with unexpected consequences. Set in the final, turbulent days of the Cold War, The Standardization of Demoralization Procedures blends the high-wire espionage of John le Carré with the brilliant absurdist humor of Milan Kundera to evoke the dehumanizing forces that turned neighbor against neighbor and friend against friend. Jennifer Hofmann’s debut is an affecting, layered investigation of conscience and country.

The Plus: Self-Help for People Who Hate Self-Help by Greg Gutfeld

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/411669 [https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/411669] to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Plus: Self-Help for People Who Hate Self-Help Author: Greg Gutfeld Narrator: Greg Gutfeld Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 31 minutes Release date: July 28, 2020 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.38 of Total 26 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 5 Genres: Comedy, Satire & Parody Publisher's Summary: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Greg Gutfeld wants to be your new guru, and he hates himself for it. Before Greg Gutfeld was a Fox News star and a New York Times bestselling author, he was a self-help writer for health magazines who had no idea what he was talking about. But now, after years of experience, he finally feels qualified to guide people on the journey of life—call this book punishment for his sins, and a huge reward for you! In The Plus, Greg teaches you how to brainwash yourself into better behavior, retaining the pluses in your life and eliminating the minuses. His approach to self-help is simple, and perfect for cynics; it’s not about positive thinking in the short term, it’s about positive being in the long term. With tough love and more than a little political incorrectness, he delivers sage wisdom such as: -If you aren’t getting happier as you’re getting older, you’re doing it wrong. -Resist the media’s command to expand destructive narratives. -If you’re in the same place you were three years ago, wake up. -Don’t tweet when drinking. Modern life grows emptier and emptier as society becomes increasingly polarized, and even those who don’t subscribe to New Age beliefs are seeking comfort and meaning. In The Plus, Greg shows how skeptics too can advance themselves for the betterment of their lives and the healing of their communities.

Why Did I Get a B?: And Other Mysteries We're Discussing in the Faculty Lounge by Shannon Reed

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/410670 [https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/410670] to listen full audiobooks. Title: Why Did I Get a B?: And Other Mysteries We're Discussing in the Faculty Lounge Author: Shannon Reed Narrator: Samantha Desz Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 7 hours 1 minute Release date: June 30, 2020 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Comedy, Satire & Parody Publisher's Summary: This hilarious and candid collection of personal essays about teaching follows in the footsteps of such classics as Teach Like Your Hair’s on Fire, The Courage to Teach, and Up the Down Staircase. “Send this book to your favorite teacher. They’ll know you’re sucking up. They’ll thank you anyway” (People). Shannon Reed did not want to be a teacher, but now, after twenty years of working with children from preschool to college, there’s nothing she’d rather be. “With an irresistible combination of compassion, humor, and engaged storytelling” (Shelf Awareness), her essays illuminate the highs and lows of a job located at the intersection of youth and wisdom. Bringing you into the trenches of this most important and stressful career, she rolls her eyes at ineffectual administrators, weeps with her students when they experience personal tragedies, complains with her colleagues about their ridiculously short lunchbreaks, and presents the parent-teacher conference from the other side of the tiny table. From dealing with bullies and working with special needs students to explaining the unwritten rules of the teacher’s lounge this “starkly honest, at times irreverent” (Library Journal) look at teaching is full of as much humor and heart as the job it celebrates.

Act Like a Lady: Questionable Advice, Ridiculous Opinions, and Humiliating Tales from Three Undignified Women by Becca Tobin, Jac Vanek, Keltie Knight

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/410949 [https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/410949] to listen full audiobooks. Title: Act Like a Lady: Questionable Advice, Ridiculous Opinions, and Humiliating Tales from Three Undignified Women Author: Becca Tobin, Jac Vanek, Keltie Knight Narrator: Becca Tobin, Jac Vanek, Keltie Knight Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 9 hours 58 minutes Release date: June 2, 2020 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.26 of Total 23 Ratings of Narrator: 4.67 of Total 6 Genres: Comedy, Satire & Parody Publisher's Summary: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The hosts of the popular podcast and E! show LadyGang offer a relatable, empowering, and hilarious take on being unapologetically yourself (even if that's not always your best self) in a manifesto that redefines womanhood for the twenty-first-century lady. If you're tired of being bombarded with the curated perfection on social media and you're starving for something raw, honest, and a little bit messy, welcome to the LadyGang. Keltie, Becca, and Jac are here to clear away the bullshit and give you the confidence to live your best lady life. Unabashedly sincere, clever, and full of questionable advice, Act Like a Lady explores the complexities surrounding topics like body image, breakups, navigating a career, and adult friendships through their own embarrassing experiences. The LadyGang has your back with essays like 'Maybe She's Born with It, Maybe It's Photoshop' and 'If You're Happy and You Know It, Thank Your Ex.' You'll learn there's a million different ways to be a lady--and that includes accidentally farting during sex or having the guts to tell your friend she's being a selfish assh*le. No matter what you're going through, you'll find a space to bond over the sloppy, heartbreaking, joyous, and often ridiculous realities of womanhood. Nothing is TMI here.