Really Important Thinking

How Can We Optimize Hats?

Two genius podcasters finally face the ultimate question: hats, where did they go wrong? And, where can they go right?

Why the Past Was Objectively Better but Why We’re Also Excited for the Future

Things used to be great. We can all agree. And in the future they will be better. But right now? Well, join Tom and Griffin as they discuss why right now sucks absolute ass and other times ripped/will rip.

How to Optimize Concerts w/ Eric Rahill

Bresslin Summers himself joins us this week as we discuss the most important way to spend your time - listening to music at concerts.

How to Optimize Saunas and Steam Rooms

The ancient art of sweating and then cooling. Yes, it can be improved upon according to our modern standards. Everything needs to be perfect and good all of the time and that includes sweating or else weak men will ruin the world. We must stop them, brothers, and the best way to do that is to listen to this podcast

How to Produce an Heir w/ Jen Jackson

Another week, another no show from Dr. Chismoore. But! Tom and Griff are joined by Lady Dr. Malcolm Baby to discuss producing a suitable heir (or heiress or heirthem) for yourself. Thank you for no reason at all to Jen Jackson whose credits include television's Miracle Workers, Animal Control, and multiple Second City writing 6 shows.