Here's the PING!

Chip and Haley discuss leaving the nest, their fight or flight responses, and when the conversation lulls... Ladies and Gentleman, Michael Jackson!

Life is a bottomless void. Everyday is Monday. Haley needs dating advice. Chip is a life-ruiner.

Chip and Haley discuss the ins and outs of getting fair pay and navigating childhood sexuality over a bottle of Captain Morgan (and watermelon juice).

Chip and Haley discuss the trials and tribulations of bodily functions over a bottle of cheap white wine.